Thursday, June 30
adrock2xander's on Radio...Hear it First here!
adrock2xander is 5 months without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 183 days left.
I went live on air at 4.38pm yesterday on the Southern FM together with host David McMillan, Di Wiseman and my man of the moment Peter Harrington...all in all it was an awesome experience...gettin behind the microphone...hearin yaself live on air...no scriptin...no preperation...everythin was ad-libbed...everythin was on the spot...i felt like a improv comedian workin out scenes in the hilarious Whose Line Is It Anyway?...well the American version...not the British 'dodgy accent' version...
Peter, David and adrock2xander Not in picture: Di (who was kind enough to take the picture)
It was a quick introduction to radio...David, Di and Peter took turns sparrin with me on air...it had intended to be an interview on Melbourne from an international student's perspective...but the lack of time hampered out progress...and the interview was cut short and eventually became a 'What's Hot in Melbourne?' program...the verbal jousts actually took on some comedic proportions involvin me fallin on my butt while roller-bladin...what the hell...makin fun of me on the radio...grrrrr *gesticulates vehemently with fists*...
Southern FM is the local community radio station for the south, south-eastern and bayside area of Melbourne - an area with a population of around 150,000...it's 149,999 people too many and too quickly lol...i only hope no one had phoned and called in after the program to complain bout me...irate listeners i can do without...
Peter thought i handled myself really well on the radio and was a natural...he'd invited me to come down to Southern FM next Wednesday again for another 'guest appearance'...in fact he'd suggested i come down regularly and perhaps replace Peter himself soon enough...
Everythin he said after that was just music to my ears...
Im so enthused and excited bout this opportunity that has opened up to me...this is pants down one of the best offers anyone has given me...how often would someone invite a complete NOBODY to a radio show and ask that he returns on a regular basis...WTF? Yeah...that's exactly what i said...
Do stay tuned to my guest appearance on Southern FM every Wednesday from 4-5pm...i'd really appreciate any form of support i could recieve...it's a whole new world out there for me...
Lastly...i would like to convey my deepest thanks and appreciation for Peter himself...i couldnt and wouldnt be anywhere i am right now without your encouragement and friendship...it's wonderful to have someone who respects and trusts my talents...God bless you...
Remember...tune in every Wednesday! :O
adrock2xander is 5 months without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 183 days left.
I went live on air at 4.38pm yesterday on the Southern FM together with host David McMillan, Di Wiseman and my man of the moment Peter Harrington...all in all it was an awesome experience...gettin behind the microphone...hearin yaself live on air...no scriptin...no preperation...everythin was ad-libbed...everythin was on the spot...i felt like a improv comedian workin out scenes in the hilarious Whose Line Is It Anyway?...well the American version...not the British 'dodgy accent' version...
It was a quick introduction to radio...David, Di and Peter took turns sparrin with me on air...it had intended to be an interview on Melbourne from an international student's perspective...but the lack of time hampered out progress...and the interview was cut short and eventually became a 'What's Hot in Melbourne?' program...the verbal jousts actually took on some comedic proportions involvin me fallin on my butt while roller-bladin...what the hell...makin fun of me on the radio...grrrrr *gesticulates vehemently with fists*...
Southern FM is the local community radio station for the south, south-eastern and bayside area of Melbourne - an area with a population of around 150,000...it's 149,999 people too many and too quickly lol...i only hope no one had phoned and called in after the program to complain bout me...irate listeners i can do without...
Peter thought i handled myself really well on the radio and was a natural...he'd invited me to come down to Southern FM next Wednesday again for another 'guest appearance'...in fact he'd suggested i come down regularly and perhaps replace Peter himself soon enough...
Everythin he said after that was just music to my ears...
Im so enthused and excited bout this opportunity that has opened up to me...this is pants down one of the best offers anyone has given me...how often would someone invite a complete NOBODY to a radio show and ask that he returns on a regular basis...WTF? Yeah...that's exactly what i said...
Do stay tuned to my guest appearance on Southern FM every Wednesday from 4-5pm...i'd really appreciate any form of support i could recieve...it's a whole new world out there for me...
Lastly...i would like to convey my deepest thanks and appreciation for Peter himself...i couldnt and wouldnt be anywhere i am right now without your encouragement and friendship...it's wonderful to have someone who respects and trusts my talents...God bless you...
Remember...tune in every Wednesday! :O
Wednesday, June 29
Along came some Buffy stars...
adrock2xander is 4 months 30 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 184 days left.
The stars of my favorite TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer...James Marsters and Tony Head are in Melbourne this week for the Buffy Convention on July 2 and 3...James is also in town to promote his brand new solo album after announcin his decision to dissolve his long-standin band Ghost of the Robot...the two protaganists shared a guest spot in Melbourne's favorite talk-show Rove Live...i do make it a point to watch Rove's zany antics and jokes every week...more often than not he has interestin guests lined up from all over the world...when you consider how backwater Australia is when it comes to gettin first dibs on all things entertainment...what Rove does is quite an achievement in itself...
But enough bout Rove already...back to some Spike and Giles action...
James and Giles arrives on the set...everyone cheers...Rove decides to take the credit...fawk off Rove...ya not funny...especially when the coolest Vamp is in town...and dont even try speakin with a stiff upper lip with Big Daddy Watcher around ya...
Rove thinks everyone's really here on the set to watch him...
Oi! Cmon mate! Spike doesnt like the crowd's reaction to a Buffy joke...he uses his hand to do the talkin...
"Was it right to do that on national telly?" James asked...
Tony thinks James has overstepped the boundaries...and should be shot and flayed for kissin and screwin SMG (for all non-Buffy fans...stop readin here please...) in all kinds of kinky locations...yes kill him please!
"Oh piss off mate!" James retorts...
Tony admits that he's been harborin secret sexual thoughts bout James all this while...to the amazement of the Australian crowd...
So much so the show had to end prematurely...damn!
adrock2xander is 4 months 30 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 184 days left.
The stars of my favorite TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer...James Marsters and Tony Head are in Melbourne this week for the Buffy Convention on July 2 and 3...James is also in town to promote his brand new solo album after announcin his decision to dissolve his long-standin band Ghost of the Robot...the two protaganists shared a guest spot in Melbourne's favorite talk-show Rove Live...i do make it a point to watch Rove's zany antics and jokes every week...more often than not he has interestin guests lined up from all over the world...when you consider how backwater Australia is when it comes to gettin first dibs on all things entertainment...what Rove does is quite an achievement in itself...
But enough bout Rove already...back to some Spike and Giles action...
James and Giles arrives on the set...everyone cheers...Rove decides to take the credit...fawk off Rove...ya not funny...especially when the coolest Vamp is in town...and dont even try speakin with a stiff upper lip with Big Daddy Watcher around ya...
Rove thinks everyone's really here on the set to watch him...
Oi! Cmon mate! Spike doesnt like the crowd's reaction to a Buffy joke...he uses his hand to do the talkin...
Tony thinks James has overstepped the boundaries...and should be shot and flayed for kissin and screwin SMG (for all non-Buffy fans...stop readin here please...) in all kinds of kinky locations...yes kill him please!
"Oh piss off mate!" James retorts...
Tony admits that he's been harborin secret sexual thoughts bout James all this while...to the amazement of the Australian crowd...
So much so the show had to end prematurely...damn!
Tuesday, June 28
adrock2xander Live on radio
adrock2xander is 4 months 29 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 185 days left.
My first radio appearance has been secured! I'll be on air tomorrow afternoon on 88.3FM Southern FM Community Radio...
Several weeks ago i had the pleasure of a chance encounter with one of Melbourne's finest social critique Peter Harrington...Peter had needed some help with photo-copyin (as he's not exactly swift of sight) so friendly me decided to help him out...we kinda chatted and hit it off...Peter is a P.R representative and works for the City of Melbourne's Legal, Leisure and Business Precinct so he has all the cool connections and acquaintances...
I'd casually mentioned how i was lookin for a holiday job..and Peter...being the most generous bloke...decided to help me out...
Ive always aspired to be a radio DJ...bout 6 years ago radio station Perfect 10 98.7FM Singapore had an audition to try out for a replacement DJ and i'd taken part in it...i was in the final shortlist of 8...but lost the coverted role to a female...insiders said it was DJ Carrie Chong...maybe my voice just wasnt radio-friendly enough...or perhaps Perfect 10 was lookin for a female voice...but in any case...i lost it...and now im gona have another shot at it...
So for readers/listeners in the Southern suburbs of Melbourne...if ya able to...do tune into Peter Harrington's show at 4pm on 88.3FM...i hope to bore y'all with my dull and placid tone...
Watch this space for tomorrow's radio highlights!
adrock2xander is 4 months 29 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 185 days left.
My first radio appearance has been secured! I'll be on air tomorrow afternoon on 88.3FM Southern FM Community Radio...
Several weeks ago i had the pleasure of a chance encounter with one of Melbourne's finest social critique Peter Harrington...Peter had needed some help with photo-copyin (as he's not exactly swift of sight) so friendly me decided to help him out...we kinda chatted and hit it off...Peter is a P.R representative and works for the City of Melbourne's Legal, Leisure and Business Precinct so he has all the cool connections and acquaintances...
I'd casually mentioned how i was lookin for a holiday job..and Peter...being the most generous bloke...decided to help me out...
Ive always aspired to be a radio DJ...bout 6 years ago radio station Perfect 10 98.7FM Singapore had an audition to try out for a replacement DJ and i'd taken part in it...i was in the final shortlist of 8...but lost the coverted role to a female...insiders said it was DJ Carrie Chong...maybe my voice just wasnt radio-friendly enough...or perhaps Perfect 10 was lookin for a female voice...but in any case...i lost it...and now im gona have another shot at it...
So for readers/listeners in the Southern suburbs of Melbourne...if ya able to...do tune into Peter Harrington's show at 4pm on 88.3FM...i hope to bore y'all with my dull and placid tone...
Watch this space for tomorrow's radio highlights!
Monday, June 27
Tom Cruise...again???
Wimbledon - A Snore-Fest?
adrock2xander is 4 months 28 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 186 days left.
Columnist Alan Attwood has written a really funny article on this year's Wimbledon tournament in London for Melbourne's The Age...granted...it's only funny if you've been followin tennis for a good part of a dozen years...i know i do...coz if you dont i suggest you rip ya head off and impale it in the public square for all to see...fuckin losers who dont follow tennis arent worth my bloody time...for the sake of non-Aussie readers...i thought it's worth sharin it with y'all on my blog...
Alan Attwood looks for happy faces in London. Then nods off.
So it has come to this. We're getting into the second week of Wimbledon and I haven't watched a match all the way through. A set of tennis here and there is the best I've managed. Tried to catch a bit the other night and the net fell down on Centre Court. That seemed to sum things up.
Russia's Maria Sharapova, one of many who aren't exactly forthcoming with the laughs.
Timing's the problem. Games get going too late. Which is another way of saying I start sagging too early. Once, it didn't bother me. I'd stay up, make a bit of toast or something, and settle in. Bewdy Newk. Go Evonne. Allez Yannick. Now I catch a couple of Sharapova grunts and the sun glinting off her gilt-edged shoes and start wondering about a book I've been meaning to finish and the comfy bed down the other end of the house. The dog, meanwhile, never even lasts until Lateline.
There's another issue, one that will intensify as we head towards the finals next weekend: it's all taken terribly seriously out there on the sun-bleached grass courts of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club. (Maybe we should watch the croquet for some light relief.) It's not life and death being decided between the baselines - it's more important than that. Hence the groans. The grimaces. The shrieks of despair. The bloodthirsty yells. Listen to the sound only and you'd be forgiven for thinking you've tuned into a porno flick (a grunting girls' match) or Gladiator II (hello, Lleyton).
In dramatic contrast to this late-night viewing from London was the so-called legends footy game the other week. Some of the players were fat. Most fumbled. Few were fast. One still wore his hair long, but much of it had turned grey. Some looked like they were doing everything in slow motion, executing familiar moves at half speed. Yet as I watched a bit of the action (if you can call it that) something surprising happened. I realised I was smiling.
I was smiling because these guys weren't taking the game too seriously. You don't get many laughs in footy these days but these blokes - some of whom have only been out of the big time for a year or two - were having fun. Fun. A rare commodity in top-level sport. If I tried keeping count of players cracking a grin during the Wimbledon fortnight, I doubt I'd reach a dozen. Especially if I kept falling asleep. It's a grim business hitting a ball back and forwards over the net.
Best chance to see some smiles in professional tennis? Mixed doubles. Except if the relentless Martina Navratilova is playing. Madame Martina is still trying to reach Margaret Court's all-time record of 62 titles at Grand Slam tournaments, but she's stuck on 58. Her only realistic chance of adding to that total is in mixed doubles, which few of the top players bother entering. So Martina, 103 at her last birthday (oh all right, she's 48), is still swinging. Still sweating. Still lusting after more silverware for the mantelpiece. Still taking tennis terribly seriously.
Goran (the tennis player, not the TV detective) used to be good for a laugh. But he's gone. Ditto Henri Leconte, the French jester with the sublime backhand. I once saw him playing mixed doubles with Steffi Graf at the French Open. Actually, I couldn't get in to see them. The queue was too long.
Why? Not because they cared about mixed doubles. Nobody apart from Martina cares much about the mixed. People wanted to watch this match because it was Steffi and Henri. A sporting version of a duet between Streisand and Sinatra. Also because they knew there'd be a few laughs, mostly sparked by Henri the roly-poly French jester.
In recent years, Steffi has been ducking out of mixed matches with Mr Steffi, Andre Agassi. He kept promising that he'd get her out there while cameras whirred in ecstasy. Now the joke's on him. Agassi withdrew from Wimbledon because of an injury. So even if Steffi were waiting for him, he wouldn't get out on a mixed doubles court unless he could take a walking-frame with him.
No Andre. No Steffi. No Goran. No Henri. Not much left to smile about. Just a lot of intense looks and grunting as the field is whittled down. For laughs, we'll need to lobby for more legends' footy games. Did you see that goal Derek Kickett kicked over his head? The goal itself was amazing. Never looked like missing. But the real miracle was he could get his leg high enough to kick it. Yet he did. Then lumbered back to his posse with a big grin; one that was shared by his erstwhile opponents.
Meanwhile, on the coaches' bench, normally a place for throbbing veins and soaring blood pressure, they were falling about. Perhaps you've got to be a legend before you allow yourself a laugh. Trouble is, when you hit the legend vintage it can be hard to stay up late.
adrock2xander is 4 months 28 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 186 days left.
Columnist Alan Attwood has written a really funny article on this year's Wimbledon tournament in London for Melbourne's The Age...granted...it's only funny if you've been followin tennis for a good part of a dozen years...i know i do...coz if you dont i suggest you rip ya head off and impale it in the public square for all to see...fuckin losers who dont follow tennis arent worth my bloody time...for the sake of non-Aussie readers...i thought it's worth sharin it with y'all on my blog...
So it has come to this. We're getting into the second week of Wimbledon and I haven't watched a match all the way through. A set of tennis here and there is the best I've managed. Tried to catch a bit the other night and the net fell down on Centre Court. That seemed to sum things up.
Timing's the problem. Games get going too late. Which is another way of saying I start sagging too early. Once, it didn't bother me. I'd stay up, make a bit of toast or something, and settle in. Bewdy Newk. Go Evonne. Allez Yannick. Now I catch a couple of Sharapova grunts and the sun glinting off her gilt-edged shoes and start wondering about a book I've been meaning to finish and the comfy bed down the other end of the house. The dog, meanwhile, never even lasts until Lateline.
There's another issue, one that will intensify as we head towards the finals next weekend: it's all taken terribly seriously out there on the sun-bleached grass courts of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club. (Maybe we should watch the croquet for some light relief.) It's not life and death being decided between the baselines - it's more important than that. Hence the groans. The grimaces. The shrieks of despair. The bloodthirsty yells. Listen to the sound only and you'd be forgiven for thinking you've tuned into a porno flick (a grunting girls' match) or Gladiator II (hello, Lleyton).
In dramatic contrast to this late-night viewing from London was the so-called legends footy game the other week. Some of the players were fat. Most fumbled. Few were fast. One still wore his hair long, but much of it had turned grey. Some looked like they were doing everything in slow motion, executing familiar moves at half speed. Yet as I watched a bit of the action (if you can call it that) something surprising happened. I realised I was smiling.
I was smiling because these guys weren't taking the game too seriously. You don't get many laughs in footy these days but these blokes - some of whom have only been out of the big time for a year or two - were having fun. Fun. A rare commodity in top-level sport. If I tried keeping count of players cracking a grin during the Wimbledon fortnight, I doubt I'd reach a dozen. Especially if I kept falling asleep. It's a grim business hitting a ball back and forwards over the net.
Best chance to see some smiles in professional tennis? Mixed doubles. Except if the relentless Martina Navratilova is playing. Madame Martina is still trying to reach Margaret Court's all-time record of 62 titles at Grand Slam tournaments, but she's stuck on 58. Her only realistic chance of adding to that total is in mixed doubles, which few of the top players bother entering. So Martina, 103 at her last birthday (oh all right, she's 48), is still swinging. Still sweating. Still lusting after more silverware for the mantelpiece. Still taking tennis terribly seriously.
Goran (the tennis player, not the TV detective) used to be good for a laugh. But he's gone. Ditto Henri Leconte, the French jester with the sublime backhand. I once saw him playing mixed doubles with Steffi Graf at the French Open. Actually, I couldn't get in to see them. The queue was too long.
Why? Not because they cared about mixed doubles. Nobody apart from Martina cares much about the mixed. People wanted to watch this match because it was Steffi and Henri. A sporting version of a duet between Streisand and Sinatra. Also because they knew there'd be a few laughs, mostly sparked by Henri the roly-poly French jester.
In recent years, Steffi has been ducking out of mixed matches with Mr Steffi, Andre Agassi. He kept promising that he'd get her out there while cameras whirred in ecstasy. Now the joke's on him. Agassi withdrew from Wimbledon because of an injury. So even if Steffi were waiting for him, he wouldn't get out on a mixed doubles court unless he could take a walking-frame with him.
No Andre. No Steffi. No Goran. No Henri. Not much left to smile about. Just a lot of intense looks and grunting as the field is whittled down. For laughs, we'll need to lobby for more legends' footy games. Did you see that goal Derek Kickett kicked over his head? The goal itself was amazing. Never looked like missing. But the real miracle was he could get his leg high enough to kick it. Yet he did. Then lumbered back to his posse with a big grin; one that was shared by his erstwhile opponents.
Meanwhile, on the coaches' bench, normally a place for throbbing veins and soaring blood pressure, they were falling about. Perhaps you've got to be a legend before you allow yourself a laugh. Trouble is, when you hit the legend vintage it can be hard to stay up late.
Sunday, June 26
Jar Jar Binks for sale!
adrock2xander is 4 months 27 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 187 days left.
Ive been spendin more and more time on my eBay business...for research purposes and to compare prices...trollin is one thing i do heaps of...and i came across this excellent bargain...
Someone's sellin the life-sized and promotional Jar Jar Binks...i nearly choked on my potato chips...it's an amazin deal...perfect for any Star Wars fan...imagine a Jar Jar Binks standin in the corner of ya room...coooooolllll...
But...but...of the myriad of characters in the Star Wars universe...Jar Jar HAD to be the one for sale...golly...if only it was Padme (read: Natalie OMFG Portman) or Queen Amidala (read: Natalie OMFG Portman)...oh wait...they're the same person...
adrock2xander is 4 months 27 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 187 days left.
Ive been spendin more and more time on my eBay business...for research purposes and to compare prices...trollin is one thing i do heaps of...and i came across this excellent bargain...
Someone's sellin the life-sized and promotional Jar Jar Binks...i nearly choked on my potato chips...it's an amazin deal...perfect for any Star Wars fan...imagine a Jar Jar Binks standin in the corner of ya room...coooooolllll...
But...but...of the myriad of characters in the Star Wars universe...Jar Jar HAD to be the one for sale...golly...if only it was Padme (read: Natalie OMFG Portman) or Queen Amidala (read: Natalie OMFG Portman)...oh wait...they're the same person...
Saturday, June 25
Picture takin takes on a whole new dimension when:
adrock2xander is 4 months 26 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 188 days left.
micheLe takes off my pants and starts drawin a friendly face on my ass with her mascara while im ASLEEP...
And just to make a point...one shot of my very imperfect ass wasnt enough...
micheLe decides to cook dinner...but no...she has to cook to feed a starvin family of 8 when there're just 2 of us...
I think we can make a business out of this...sellin noodles to the people in the Brunswick area...
We bought tickets to the 6.30pm screenin of Madagascar...maybe animated movies arent appealin to Melburnians...but we were the only folks in the theater...i could sing and hear my voice resonate and bounce off the walls of the cinema...in fact...it was so empty...the most interestin thing before the movie started...was us!
Melburnians have a habit of tyin their dogs out in the cold while they do their 'thang' in the shops...walkin along Elizabeth Street...micheLe and i stumbled across the biggest walkin carpet who looks like a desperate haircut is needed...
The dog just wouldnt look straight...but oh isnt it cute? One giant furball comin up!
Shannon and Natasha came over for a game of Risk last night...
It's a game ive always loved playin...in fact i love it so much im thinkin of settin up a Risk club in uni...mmmmmm...
adrock2xander is 4 months 26 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 188 days left.
micheLe takes off my pants and starts drawin a friendly face on my ass with her mascara while im ASLEEP...
And just to make a point...one shot of my very imperfect ass wasnt enough...
micheLe decides to cook dinner...but no...she has to cook to feed a starvin family of 8 when there're just 2 of us...
I think we can make a business out of this...sellin noodles to the people in the Brunswick area...
We bought tickets to the 6.30pm screenin of Madagascar...maybe animated movies arent appealin to Melburnians...but we were the only folks in the theater...i could sing and hear my voice resonate and bounce off the walls of the cinema...in fact...it was so empty...the most interestin thing before the movie started...was us!
Melburnians have a habit of tyin their dogs out in the cold while they do their 'thang' in the shops...walkin along Elizabeth Street...micheLe and i stumbled across the biggest walkin carpet who looks like a desperate haircut is needed...
The dog just wouldnt look straight...but oh isnt it cute? One giant furball comin up!
Shannon and Natasha came over for a game of Risk last night...
It's a game ive always loved playin...in fact i love it so much im thinkin of settin up a Risk club in uni...mmmmmm...
Thursday, June 23
Yay! Big Brothel on TV!
adrock2xander is 4 months 24 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 190 days left.
It just gets more ridiculous...the Australian Family Association calls it Big Brothel...it's an outrage...and now...amazingly everybody's favorite reality flick is the subject of a Federal Government probe...
It's completely unprecedented...an everyday program is gettin flamed and licked for the depiction of naked everyday folks doin everyday stuff...and this is a comin from a country where adult shops are found in every 3 city blocks...where the porn industry is more vibrant than ever and young people have sex by the age of 16...
Hey what seems to be the problem? Mark Philippoussis was screwin Delta and Paris...watch him gets thrashed in 3 straight sets by Marat...and no one bat an eyelid...now some random Joe and Jane are frolickin in the showers butt ass naked and the naysayers are out in full force...wow i sense some justice here...
It's bloody simple...dont fuckin watch Big Brother! Why all the big brouhaha over some minority's sensitivity...they obviously dont have any sex...they must shower with their clothes on and they've never posed for the camera before...what a load of hogwash...
Get a grip Aussies...yes sex does sell...but ultimately great tv does tell...Cold Case and Enough Rope still raked in the top viewership for the day...if that isnt obvious enough i suggest you stop watchin TV altogether...
adrock2xander is 4 months 24 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 190 days left.
It just gets more ridiculous...the Australian Family Association calls it Big Brothel...it's an outrage...and now...amazingly everybody's favorite reality flick is the subject of a Federal Government probe...
It's completely unprecedented...an everyday program is gettin flamed and licked for the depiction of naked everyday folks doin everyday stuff...and this is a comin from a country where adult shops are found in every 3 city blocks...where the porn industry is more vibrant than ever and young people have sex by the age of 16...
Hey what seems to be the problem? Mark Philippoussis was screwin Delta and Paris...watch him gets thrashed in 3 straight sets by Marat...and no one bat an eyelid...now some random Joe and Jane are frolickin in the showers butt ass naked and the naysayers are out in full force...wow i sense some justice here...
It's bloody simple...dont fuckin watch Big Brother! Why all the big brouhaha over some minority's sensitivity...they obviously dont have any sex...they must shower with their clothes on and they've never posed for the camera before...what a load of hogwash...
Get a grip Aussies...yes sex does sell...but ultimately great tv does tell...Cold Case and Enough Rope still raked in the top viewership for the day...if that isnt obvious enough i suggest you stop watchin TV altogether...
Wednesday, June 22
Non-Bloggy Moment
Feelin kinda non-Bloggy at the moment...so ive been visitin blogs around the world...but the gems are always the ones ive blog-rolled...thanks to Aish again...i found this site indicatin which country ive been to...neat feature...
Create your own visited country map or check our Venice travel guide
Site says ive visited 7 countries...that's an emphatic 3%...wow...ive got a long way to go...
Countries ive visited:
1) Singapore - Where i grew up...but i was born in Malaysia...so Singapore used to be a tourist destination...
2) Malaysia - Many of my relatives are still there...and as often as i physically can i make the annual 'pilgrimage' to the Muslim country...
3) Indonesia - Strangely enough ive never visited the beautiful island of Bali...but hey a day trip to Batam isnt that bad aye?...
4) South Korea - Absolutely remarkable...spent a week in Seoul back in 1999...the country was beautiful then...imagine how it looks now...
5) Thailand - I swing by Thailand as often as i can...in fact i was in Phuket just a week before the killer tsunami struck last year...the shoppin is great...people are hospitable and just lookin at fat-white-men-who-cant-score-even-if-they-paid-a-prostitute datin fuck ugly local Thai chicks makes my day...
6) Sri Lanka - A company trip last year brought me to a country i wouldnt have otherwise visited...lovely place...the beach and the sceneries still evoke good memories...again...another tsunami-stricken country...im sensin a theme here LOL...
7) Australia - Where i am now...gona be here for another 3 years...heaps of stories to tell...
Feelin kinda non-Bloggy at the moment...so ive been visitin blogs around the world...but the gems are always the ones ive blog-rolled...thanks to Aish again...i found this site indicatin which country ive been to...neat feature...
Site says ive visited 7 countries...that's an emphatic 3%...wow...ive got a long way to go...
Countries ive visited:
1) Singapore - Where i grew up...but i was born in Malaysia...so Singapore used to be a tourist destination...
2) Malaysia - Many of my relatives are still there...and as often as i physically can i make the annual 'pilgrimage' to the Muslim country...
3) Indonesia - Strangely enough ive never visited the beautiful island of Bali...but hey a day trip to Batam isnt that bad aye?...
4) South Korea - Absolutely remarkable...spent a week in Seoul back in 1999...the country was beautiful then...imagine how it looks now...
5) Thailand - I swing by Thailand as often as i can...in fact i was in Phuket just a week before the killer tsunami struck last year...the shoppin is great...people are hospitable and just lookin at fat-white-men-who-cant-score-even-if-they-paid-a-prostitute datin fuck ugly local Thai chicks makes my day...
6) Sri Lanka - A company trip last year brought me to a country i wouldnt have otherwise visited...lovely place...the beach and the sceneries still evoke good memories...again...another tsunami-stricken country...im sensin a theme here LOL...
7) Australia - Where i am now...gona be here for another 3 years...heaps of stories to tell...
Eat and be Merry
Bunny is proof that you dont need to starve or watch ya diet to be so bloody beautiful and sexy...
Im gona refrain myself from makin some very sexual remarks here...coz she's just so likeable...arent you Bunny? :O
Bunny is proof that you dont need to starve or watch ya diet to be so bloody beautiful and sexy...
Im gona refrain myself from makin some very sexual remarks here...coz she's just so likeable...arent you Bunny? :O
Dear Tom,
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This is a letter written by someone from the other side of the Pacific...you see...i heard of ya squirtin incident over the local Channel Nine news...and i was appalled at the way you handled the incident...as a media student/advocate i believe it is only right the media properly portrays you as i dont think you have been presented in the right way...
You see Tom...you and i both know it...you just dont wana admit to it...you've had 2 previously high-profile failed marriages...they didnt work out...so what did you do? Got into a state of greed and went on the Spanish Inquisition...but that too didnt work out...and in the middle of all these relationships...you went around adoptin kids and callin them ya 'own'...ive been watchin ya movies since the late 80s...and never once did you ever have ya own child...are you gay? Are you fuckin gay? Or just impotent? You cant father kids with 3 beautiful woman who took up over a decade of ya midgeted life? Stop lyin to the media and ya fans...no amount of fist-pumpin and jumpin on couches is gona save you when the news breaks out...Oprah isnt gona give you a show either...
Ya PR advisers sit you down and decide on the next big tabloid story...what do you do? Get hitched with a chick who towers over you...mate she makes the Eye of Sauron look like a sissy..if that tower could see all things...Kate's lookin at the dandruff in ya scalp right now...either get some growth hormone tablets or lose the chick...she deserves someone better i.e taller (read: me)...
So the squirtin incident pisses you off? May i ask why? Mate you ARE gay...facial cumshots shouldnt be surprisin to you...and definitely not worth a "You're a jerk" response...
Oh and while im at it? I do not appreciate the lack of vocabulary either... “You’re a jerk ... jerk ... you’re a jerk.”? Cmon...that was so cruise control...
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This is a letter written by someone from the other side of the Pacific...you see...i heard of ya squirtin incident over the local Channel Nine news...and i was appalled at the way you handled the incident...as a media student/advocate i believe it is only right the media properly portrays you as i dont think you have been presented in the right way...
You see Tom...you and i both know it...you just dont wana admit to it...you've had 2 previously high-profile failed marriages...they didnt work out...so what did you do? Got into a state of greed and went on the Spanish Inquisition...but that too didnt work out...and in the middle of all these relationships...you went around adoptin kids and callin them ya 'own'...ive been watchin ya movies since the late 80s...and never once did you ever have ya own child...are you gay? Are you fuckin gay? Or just impotent? You cant father kids with 3 beautiful woman who took up over a decade of ya midgeted life? Stop lyin to the media and ya fans...no amount of fist-pumpin and jumpin on couches is gona save you when the news breaks out...Oprah isnt gona give you a show either...
Ya PR advisers sit you down and decide on the next big tabloid story...what do you do? Get hitched with a chick who towers over you...mate she makes the Eye of Sauron look like a sissy..if that tower could see all things...Kate's lookin at the dandruff in ya scalp right now...either get some growth hormone tablets or lose the chick...she deserves someone better i.e taller (read: me)...
So the squirtin incident pisses you off? May i ask why? Mate you ARE gay...facial cumshots shouldnt be surprisin to you...and definitely not worth a "You're a jerk" response...
Oh and while im at it? I do not appreciate the lack of vocabulary either... “You’re a jerk ... jerk ... you’re a jerk.”? Cmon...that was so cruise control...
Monday, June 20
What a Complete Scam! Absolute Joke!
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Just when Formula One was beginnin to establish a foothold in the NASCAR-dominated American racin industry...the most shameful and ridiculous...and im gona hafta use an embarassin farce of an event had to happen...
I'd even stayed up just to catch the race as it was promisin to be a very interestin competition...what with Toyota grabbin pole position in the qualifyin sessions...it's such a big-ass SHAME that multi-million dollar racin empires and governin bodies have to resort to this level of bureaucracy...ive been followin Formula One racin for bout 6 years now...and ive seen some very eyebrow-racin drivin politics and backstabbin...but the events that lead to the Indianapolis round of racin was simply unforgiveable...
Ive spent several hours in Formula One forums just to have a better understandin of why this is happenin...and it seems many are blamin tire manufacturers Michelin for the race sans 14 drivers...honestly i think it is entirely the fault of Federation Internationale De L'Automobile (FIA) to not permit the last minute tire change...rules are rules...we all understand that...but sometimes leeway has to be given...if not for the better of the publicity of Formula One in America...but also for the 200,000 fans in Indianapolis who had turned up to watch some rubber-burnin...
Throughout the course of the race viewers at home were treated to some very un-PR like views and responses from irrate fans...the race was NOT motor-racin...the race was NOT a competition...i fully understand and sympathise with the fans for wantin a refund...several interviewees had come from hundreds of miles from all around America just to watch the race...a bloke even flew in from Panama with his family for a wonderful Grand Prix weekend...
It's not fair to the fans who had to put up with bemused looks from the racin directors and engineers in the pits...these fans...especially those who'd travelled a fair distance...deserved so much more...accomodations in hotels had to be arranged...the time spent travellin...all this is money spent...no one wants to spend money to watch 6 cars drivin around non-competitively for 73 laps...no one wants to watch 6 cars turnin out just to grab some points to up themselves in the overall Championship...and most definitely no amount of fuckin apology from the manufacturers and governin bodies would be enough for the sake of the future of a competition that's simply shootin itself in the head...
An agreement has to be reached in the wake of this weekend's race...somebody has to take the blame...there can only be this amount of finger-pointin...the competitive aspect will always be there...but if only for the sake of the show the boycott should not have taken place...
It's goin to be a very interestin 2 weeks leadin up to the race in France...very interestin...
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Just when Formula One was beginnin to establish a foothold in the NASCAR-dominated American racin industry...the most shameful and ridiculous...and im gona hafta use an embarassin farce of an event had to happen...
I'd even stayed up just to catch the race as it was promisin to be a very interestin competition...what with Toyota grabbin pole position in the qualifyin sessions...it's such a big-ass SHAME that multi-million dollar racin empires and governin bodies have to resort to this level of bureaucracy...ive been followin Formula One racin for bout 6 years now...and ive seen some very eyebrow-racin drivin politics and backstabbin...but the events that lead to the Indianapolis round of racin was simply unforgiveable...
Ive spent several hours in Formula One forums just to have a better understandin of why this is happenin...and it seems many are blamin tire manufacturers Michelin for the race sans 14 drivers...honestly i think it is entirely the fault of Federation Internationale De L'Automobile (FIA) to not permit the last minute tire change...rules are rules...we all understand that...but sometimes leeway has to be given...if not for the better of the publicity of Formula One in America...but also for the 200,000 fans in Indianapolis who had turned up to watch some rubber-burnin...
Throughout the course of the race viewers at home were treated to some very un-PR like views and responses from irrate fans...the race was NOT motor-racin...the race was NOT a competition...i fully understand and sympathise with the fans for wantin a refund...several interviewees had come from hundreds of miles from all around America just to watch the race...a bloke even flew in from Panama with his family for a wonderful Grand Prix weekend...
It's not fair to the fans who had to put up with bemused looks from the racin directors and engineers in the pits...these fans...especially those who'd travelled a fair distance...deserved so much more...accomodations in hotels had to be arranged...the time spent travellin...all this is money spent...no one wants to spend money to watch 6 cars drivin around non-competitively for 73 laps...no one wants to watch 6 cars turnin out just to grab some points to up themselves in the overall Championship...and most definitely no amount of fuckin apology from the manufacturers and governin bodies would be enough for the sake of the future of a competition that's simply shootin itself in the head...
An agreement has to be reached in the wake of this weekend's race...somebody has to take the blame...there can only be this amount of finger-pointin...the competitive aspect will always be there...but if only for the sake of the show the boycott should not have taken place...
It's goin to be a very interestin 2 weeks leadin up to the race in France...very interestin...
Sunday, June 19
Store Wars
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George Lucas cant hide secrets too well...his 7th Star Wars movie is already in the works...and wadya know the title has already been decided...
My favorite character? Hands down without a doubt ChewBroccoli...
It's always great to see humor being used to raise awareness of any sort...and Store Wars isnt any different...
Have a laugh and download the movie...i guarantee ya...it's hands-in-my-pants funny...
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George Lucas cant hide secrets too well...his 7th Star Wars movie is already in the works...and wadya know the title has already been decided...
My favorite character? Hands down without a doubt ChewBroccoli...
It's always great to see humor being used to raise awareness of any sort...and Store Wars isnt any different...
Have a laugh and download the movie...i guarantee ya...it's hands-in-my-pants funny...
Friday, June 17
It's Happened...
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My beloved Katie is now engaged...
Oh how the wound is cut so deep...
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My beloved Katie is now engaged...
Oh how the wound is cut so deep...
Wednesday, June 15
Australia Likes Rain...No?
Melbourne...and Australian weather gets a double thumbs down from me...if God has a sense of humor everyone livin Down Under is laughin right now...coz we seem to appreciate every moment of weather madness...
Latest weather report as of June 15 2005
Australia is currently in the middle of the most severe drought in over 7 decades...right up to the last weekend huge acres of crops and livestock is slowly being wiped out as the heat and dryness slowly but surely takes over...rain hasnt been seen in some areas for an amazin 4 years...4 fuckin years!
Reservoirs that provide water for all 7 states are down to a low 30%...if things persist Melbourne would be completely out of water in 6 months...and that means water-rationin exercises would be somethin i'd have to put up with...
Water rationin is already being practiced in rural areas of Australia...residents in Goulburn, NSW are forced to live with 40 gallons of water a day...farmers and residents have even turned to the government for help...
But...like seriously...wtf is John Howard and his money launderin government gona do bout it? Do the Rain Dance and pray?
Then the pun strikes...weather forecasts last week predicted above-average rainfal throughout Australia...it seems like God has answered the cries and pleas of all Australians...i didnt mind some rain either...it really was gettin quite dry...
So the rain fell...
And fell...
And fell...
For 3 whole days it was rainin like it was it's Last Supper...
Now farmers are complainin that there's too much rain...their crops now lie underneath 3cm of water and are too soaked and wouldnt grow...they're complainin that hundreds of thousands of dollars of crop would be destroyed if the rain didnt stop...
Thanks God...props to you for urge overkill...
I dont know what Australians want these days...they bitch bout John Howard sendin more unnecessary troops to assist US efforts in Iraq...but show their support for him when he announces a tax reduction...so what is it?
They spend thousands of dollars to vote out contestants on Big Brother via text messages and get all supportive of the show...but moan and groan when scenes of blokes walkin around with their schlong hangin start givin backrubs to a half-naked chick on telly...so what is it?
My thoughts? As long as it doesnt get too dry until my skin gets all flaky...or hot until i start smellin like a fuckin Aussie...i'll be...i quote from rogue-Slayer Faith..."Five-by-Five"...
Melbourne...and Australian weather gets a double thumbs down from me...if God has a sense of humor everyone livin Down Under is laughin right now...coz we seem to appreciate every moment of weather madness...
Australia is currently in the middle of the most severe drought in over 7 decades...right up to the last weekend huge acres of crops and livestock is slowly being wiped out as the heat and dryness slowly but surely takes over...rain hasnt been seen in some areas for an amazin 4 years...4 fuckin years!
Reservoirs that provide water for all 7 states are down to a low 30%...if things persist Melbourne would be completely out of water in 6 months...and that means water-rationin exercises would be somethin i'd have to put up with...
Water rationin is already being practiced in rural areas of Australia...residents in Goulburn, NSW are forced to live with 40 gallons of water a day...farmers and residents have even turned to the government for help...
But...like seriously...wtf is John Howard and his money launderin government gona do bout it? Do the Rain Dance and pray?
Then the pun strikes...weather forecasts last week predicted above-average rainfal throughout Australia...it seems like God has answered the cries and pleas of all Australians...i didnt mind some rain either...it really was gettin quite dry...
So the rain fell...
And fell...
And fell...
For 3 whole days it was rainin like it was it's Last Supper...
Now farmers are complainin that there's too much rain...their crops now lie underneath 3cm of water and are too soaked and wouldnt grow...they're complainin that hundreds of thousands of dollars of crop would be destroyed if the rain didnt stop...
Thanks God...props to you for urge overkill...
I dont know what Australians want these days...they bitch bout John Howard sendin more unnecessary troops to assist US efforts in Iraq...but show their support for him when he announces a tax reduction...so what is it?
They spend thousands of dollars to vote out contestants on Big Brother via text messages and get all supportive of the show...but moan and groan when scenes of blokes walkin around with their schlong hangin start givin backrubs to a half-naked chick on telly...so what is it?
My thoughts? As long as it doesnt get too dry until my skin gets all flaky...or hot until i start smellin like a fuckin Aussie...i'll be...i quote from rogue-Slayer Faith..."Five-by-Five"...
A Welcome Break
adrock2xander is 4 months 16 days without a cigarette.
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I feel like a liberated old man who's just released from incarceration after 20 years in jail...
My very first semester in university has just ended...it's not so much the endin of the term...but how im writin this as a fuckin 26yo man...yes...MAN...again i mention that 99% of my university mates are a bunch of 17yo...i feel like the Head Honcho of Paedophile Anonymous...
I'd completed the silly-as-Skittles Public Relations paper earlier...and stepped out of the auditorium feelin non the wiser...seriously...why the fuck are we sittin for the paper? Examinations are not the truest way to test the capability of a student...it's piss easy...just hog and memorize every single paragraph...attend the exam...and regurgitate everythin you've painstakingly swallowed over the last 3 days...
There must be some examination-lovers out there...but i must be one of those nay-sayers...examinations are so bloody stiff and dont take much effort to pass...i'd rather be pummelled to death by an onslaught of projects and assignments...keeps me on my toes...
For now...autumn draws to a close in beautiful Melbourne and the chillin winter looms...it's a month long break for all of us...excitin things are planned for me...gona be travellin and explorin Australia...and oh yes a job! The money will come in handy for my rent and other expenditure...if my work visa arrives that is! Fuckin immigration sure takes a long time to get my work visa processed...
Now all there is to do is sit patiently at home for my results...
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I feel like a liberated old man who's just released from incarceration after 20 years in jail...
My very first semester in university has just ended...it's not so much the endin of the term...but how im writin this as a fuckin 26yo man...yes...MAN...again i mention that 99% of my university mates are a bunch of 17yo...i feel like the Head Honcho of Paedophile Anonymous...
I'd completed the silly-as-Skittles Public Relations paper earlier...and stepped out of the auditorium feelin non the wiser...seriously...why the fuck are we sittin for the paper? Examinations are not the truest way to test the capability of a student...it's piss easy...just hog and memorize every single paragraph...attend the exam...and regurgitate everythin you've painstakingly swallowed over the last 3 days...
There must be some examination-lovers out there...but i must be one of those nay-sayers...examinations are so bloody stiff and dont take much effort to pass...i'd rather be pummelled to death by an onslaught of projects and assignments...keeps me on my toes...
For now...autumn draws to a close in beautiful Melbourne and the chillin winter looms...it's a month long break for all of us...excitin things are planned for me...gona be travellin and explorin Australia...and oh yes a job! The money will come in handy for my rent and other expenditure...if my work visa arrives that is! Fuckin immigration sure takes a long time to get my work visa processed...
Now all there is to do is sit patiently at home for my results...
Tuesday, June 14
Daring. Different. Delicious.
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One of my Top 10 most beautiful women Megan McCormick (ofLonely Planet GlobeTrekker fame) has been roped in to sample and write for a food blog in the US...it really is quite interestin with what the creator Eddie Lin has come up with...usin a mini-celebrity to promote their site...
Megan and Eddie
Honestly the layout kinda sucks though...it's a generic Blogger format that's been done to the death...the sidebar sticks out like a sore-thumb and is strangely stragglin at the bottom of the blog...the frequency of the posts needs to be increased too...the last post was a rather long time ago...i hope they've not given up on what is a very delicious blog...
That said...the reviews were very tastefully done! Highlights are obviously beautiful Megan's charmin and cutesy appearances throughout the blog from March 2005 onwards...
Dont wana give too much away...go check it out...
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One of my Top 10 most beautiful women Megan McCormick (of
Honestly the layout kinda sucks though...it's a generic Blogger format that's been done to the death...the sidebar sticks out like a sore-thumb and is strangely stragglin at the bottom of the blog...the frequency of the posts needs to be increased too...the last post was a rather long time ago...i hope they've not given up on what is a very delicious blog...
That said...the reviews were very tastefully done! Highlights are obviously beautiful Megan's charmin and cutesy appearances throughout the blog from March 2005 onwards...
Dont wana give too much away...go check it out...
Monday, June 13
Geek Alert!
Thanks to the slinkiest Cat in blogdom...i had to gouge my eyes out and laugh hysterically for a full minute when i saw this picture...now pause and try to fathom the unlikeliness that is our favorite Buffy anti-hero...
Yeppers...Buffy fans...that's Spike for y'all...even the coolest vampires need a drastic makeover...
*retreats to other laugh and laughs out loud*
Thanks to the slinkiest Cat in blogdom...i had to gouge my eyes out and laugh hysterically for a full minute when i saw this picture...now pause and try to fathom the unlikeliness that is our favorite Buffy anti-hero...
Yeppers...Buffy fans...that's Spike for y'all...even the coolest vampires need a drastic makeover...
*retreats to other laugh and laughs out loud*
To Eat or Not to Eat
For all Lindsay Lohan fans out there...i just stumbled across this gem of a hilarious site...
Click on the tee-shirt and support the cause!
Funny how powerful an anti-starvation message can be put across these days...
For all Lindsay Lohan fans out there...i just stumbled across this gem of a hilarious site...
Click on the tee-shirt and support the cause!
Funny how powerful an anti-starvation message can be put across these days...
The Notebook
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It has been a lazy weekend for micheLe and i...much of it of spent loungin in front of the television...just spendin time with each other...fiddlin with the PS2...feedin each other meals...watchin DVDs...playin with each other...just very coupley stuff (is there even such a word as coupley?)...
So much so that i totally ignored my blog and left you readers in the lurch...2 whole days of non-blog...that's 48 hours of people who are made fun of and verbally abused...gosh...
But really...im not in a mood to mock today...im feelin quite mellow...coz micheLe and i have just finished watchin one hell of tear-jerker on DVD...
It's a good thing micheLe had clued me in on the plot first...or i would have been this big flop of a man who's spewin tears into the kleenex...
If you havnt seen this movie...im gona go out on a limb and recommend it to the blokes...as i guarantee you'll like it...there're only so many action flicks you'll watch...not wantin to give too much away here...but the plot's very linear and predictable (what else would you expect from a tragic romance story?)...
He's poor...she's rich...they fall in love...story spans decades...and OMG the final scene is so fuckin sad...again i mention...had it not been for micheLe fillin me in before the movie...i would have gone tears-bonkers...
Catch it lads...bust a box of kleenex...some wine...dim the lights and watch it with ya woman...i guarantee you'll love it...if not...you'll still find yaself appreciatin her a lot more...
Love conquers all...
Oh...and while im at it...i love you micheLe...
adrock2xander is 4 months 14 days without a cigarette.
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It has been a lazy weekend for micheLe and i...much of it of spent loungin in front of the television...just spendin time with each other...fiddlin with the PS2...feedin each other meals...watchin DVDs...playin with each other...just very coupley stuff (is there even such a word as coupley?)...
So much so that i totally ignored my blog and left you readers in the lurch...2 whole days of non-blog...that's 48 hours of people who are made fun of and verbally abused...gosh...
But really...im not in a mood to mock today...im feelin quite mellow...coz micheLe and i have just finished watchin one hell of tear-jerker on DVD...
It's a good thing micheLe had clued me in on the plot first...or i would have been this big flop of a man who's spewin tears into the kleenex...
If you havnt seen this movie...im gona go out on a limb and recommend it to the blokes...as i guarantee you'll like it...there're only so many action flicks you'll watch...not wantin to give too much away here...but the plot's very linear and predictable (what else would you expect from a tragic romance story?)...
He's poor...she's rich...they fall in love...story spans decades...and OMG the final scene is so fuckin sad...again i mention...had it not been for micheLe fillin me in before the movie...i would have gone tears-bonkers...
Catch it lads...bust a box of kleenex...some wine...dim the lights and watch it with ya woman...i guarantee you'll love it...if not...you'll still find yaself appreciatin her a lot more...
Love conquers all...
Oh...and while im at it...i love you micheLe...
Friday, June 10
Advertisin? Beautiful People? Spacin Out?
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You know what they say...you can take a bloke out of an Advertisin agency...but you cant take the Advertisin agency out of the bloke...
When you least expect it...your dormant client-servicin skills from a once active Advertisin experience *enter more sarcasm here* is brought up to great use...
While purchasin a product from a dealer several days ago...it dawned on me that this dealer has either conveniently forgotten to include her bank details OR was just too darn busy to bother bout a small customer like me...
It took not one but two very patient and gentle emails that were soaked in cyanide-like politeness before i coerced her into sendin her the proper details that were needed for the transaction...
I dont know why...but the period between those 2 emails reminded me of my Advertisin days...oh Gawd...long hours and poor pay were just the surface...scratch the surface and i get more surface...bitchy people that you had to put up with (if only for the benefit of the company)...bitchy people that you had to put up with (if only for the benefit of the people in the company)...bitchy people that you had to put up with (if only for the benefit of not gettin sacked left, right and center in the face)...well...you get the picture...
Lots of people have a misconception bout Advertisin...they think it's all Pretty-in-Pink and rubbin shoulders with the rich and beautiful...im sorry y'all...but if that's what ya lookin for...ya in the wrong line...coz the escort business is just down the road honey...
All the ritzy glam and sugared poses commoners see in clubs are a result of months of fawkin hard work (and when i say months i mean 60 hour work week at the very least) and lots of fake 'butterin'...from where i came from...i had it pretty easy...but i couldnt do without it...and i was only an Account Executive...imagine the other minions up the ladder...
Funny thing is...ive had the opportunity to meet several Advertisin student in uni coz we have the same elective...and they were absolutely enamored at the profession...im aghast at their enthuasiasm...see that hot chick who's an ace in her course right now? I give her 2 years...she'll be switchin agencies/industry before you can scream slut...
Or that handsome bloke who looks like an Abercrombie & Fitch model...yeah you...yeah ya fuckin goin downhill too...i dont wana see you in some seedy gay brothel when i visit one 5 years from today...
Ok maybe im just envious at the good lookin ones...sad but true...but dont y'all agree good-lookin people always have it better? Ive made too many posts on this subject to discredit myself this time...
But hey watch me go obtuse with my speech! This wasnt a post bout my previous job or beautiful people lol...im just spacin out i guess...
Back to my eBay account i go...woopeedoo...
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You know what they say...you can take a bloke out of an Advertisin agency...but you cant take the Advertisin agency out of the bloke...
When you least expect it...your dormant client-servicin skills from a once active Advertisin experience *enter more sarcasm here* is brought up to great use...
While purchasin a product from a dealer several days ago...it dawned on me that this dealer has either conveniently forgotten to include her bank details OR was just too darn busy to bother bout a small customer like me...
It took not one but two very patient and gentle emails that were soaked in cyanide-like politeness before i coerced her into sendin her the proper details that were needed for the transaction...
I dont know why...but the period between those 2 emails reminded me of my Advertisin days...oh Gawd...long hours and poor pay were just the surface...scratch the surface and i get more surface...bitchy people that you had to put up with (if only for the benefit of the company)...bitchy people that you had to put up with (if only for the benefit of the people in the company)...bitchy people that you had to put up with (if only for the benefit of not gettin sacked left, right and center in the face)...well...you get the picture...
Lots of people have a misconception bout Advertisin...they think it's all Pretty-in-Pink and rubbin shoulders with the rich and beautiful...im sorry y'all...but if that's what ya lookin for...ya in the wrong line...coz the escort business is just down the road honey...
All the ritzy glam and sugared poses commoners see in clubs are a result of months of fawkin hard work (and when i say months i mean 60 hour work week at the very least) and lots of fake 'butterin'...from where i came from...i had it pretty easy...but i couldnt do without it...and i was only an Account Executive...imagine the other minions up the ladder...
Funny thing is...ive had the opportunity to meet several Advertisin student in uni coz we have the same elective...and they were absolutely enamored at the profession...im aghast at their enthuasiasm...see that hot chick who's an ace in her course right now? I give her 2 years...she'll be switchin agencies/industry before you can scream slut...
Or that handsome bloke who looks like an Abercrombie & Fitch model...yeah you...yeah ya fuckin goin downhill too...i dont wana see you in some seedy gay brothel when i visit one 5 years from today...
Ok maybe im just envious at the good lookin ones...sad but true...but dont y'all agree good-lookin people always have it better? Ive made too many posts on this subject to discredit myself this time...
But hey watch me go obtuse with my speech! This wasnt a post bout my previous job or beautiful people lol...im just spacin out i guess...
Back to my eBay account i go...woopeedoo...
Wednesday, June 8
The Magnetism that is eBay
adrock2xander is 4 months 9 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 205 days left.
There's a whole new world out there in eBay...ive been bitten hook, line and sinker by the eBayin community's way of doin business...
There're the highs you experience when you win an auction...knowin that you've saved over 50% off retail price coz you were smart enough to buy it off the site...laughin all the way to the bank while mockin stupid shoppers who buy retail...and of coz the lows...when some fucker outbids you by a dollar with 1 minute left...WTF WTF...
Ive been spendin heaps of time researchin eBay and its business mechanics...includin purchasin products in bulk and resellin them for profits...it's very very lucrative...and the amazin thing is...a large percentage of people do not and ARE not interested in eBay...God knows why...if only they saw the light in the tunnel...
I shake my head with disbelief at the thought of all the money that's circulatin around eBay...and im just talkin bout eBay Australia...there's a huge community out there...just thinkin of an Aussie bloke with a beer in one hand sittin in his lounge piggin out while rakin in the big bucks just pisses me off...damnit if an Aussie bloke could do it why cant a stinkin chink like me do it too?
At the moment im studyin somethin that im pretty well versed in...the video and PC game market...im not gona reveal too much for i have thoughts of doin some business...tradin and stuff...it's gona be pretty good money...a night job i would like to call it...
micheLe has been a God send...her knowledge of cosmetics and women products is helpin me tap into the female industry too...we're thinkin of branchin out into that direction...when there's enough expendable energy left for us of coz :O
Im givin myself till the end of the year to get the mechanics right...at the moment im just gona trade and deal small and see what kinda fruits it bear...no doubt bout it...you readers will be strapped on along with my ride...wish me luck!
adrock2xander is 4 months 9 days without a cigarette.
Profitting BIG TIME through eBay: 205 days left.
There's a whole new world out there in eBay...ive been bitten hook, line and sinker by the eBayin community's way of doin business...
There're the highs you experience when you win an auction...knowin that you've saved over 50% off retail price coz you were smart enough to buy it off the site...laughin all the way to the bank while mockin stupid shoppers who buy retail...and of coz the lows...when some fucker outbids you by a dollar with 1 minute left...WTF WTF...
Ive been spendin heaps of time researchin eBay and its business mechanics...includin purchasin products in bulk and resellin them for profits...it's very very lucrative...and the amazin thing is...a large percentage of people do not and ARE not interested in eBay...God knows why...if only they saw the light in the tunnel...
I shake my head with disbelief at the thought of all the money that's circulatin around eBay...and im just talkin bout eBay Australia...there's a huge community out there...just thinkin of an Aussie bloke with a beer in one hand sittin in his lounge piggin out while rakin in the big bucks just pisses me off...damnit if an Aussie bloke could do it why cant a stinkin chink like me do it too?
At the moment im studyin somethin that im pretty well versed in...the video and PC game market...im not gona reveal too much for i have thoughts of doin some business...tradin and stuff...it's gona be pretty good money...a night job i would like to call it...
micheLe has been a God send...her knowledge of cosmetics and women products is helpin me tap into the female industry too...we're thinkin of branchin out into that direction...when there's enough expendable energy left for us of coz :O
Im givin myself till the end of the year to get the mechanics right...at the moment im just gona trade and deal small and see what kinda fruits it bear...no doubt bout it...you readers will be strapped on along with my ride...wish me luck!
Tuesday, June 7
Go B.B Go!
adrock2xander is 4 months 8 days without a cigarette.
Big Brother is a trampy show! Tits and penises galore! As much as people complain that it's all banal and tasteless...where else can you get strangers strippin down to their birthday suit to shower...and sleep...and massage...and relax...
Granted...almost all the chicks are butt fugly...and the men...let's not even get there...most of them dont even shave their pubes...WTF...dude get with the program...
But still! Tits and clits on prime-time TV! Woohoo! Geme more B.B!
adrock2xander is 4 months 8 days without a cigarette.
Big Brother is a trampy show! Tits and penises galore! As much as people complain that it's all banal and tasteless...where else can you get strangers strippin down to their birthday suit to shower...and sleep...and massage...and relax...
Granted...almost all the chicks are butt fugly...and the men...let's not even get there...most of them dont even shave their pubes...WTF...dude get with the program...
But still! Tits and clits on prime-time TV! Woohoo! Geme more B.B!
Monday, June 6
Desperate HouseWIFE
The more i watch Desperate Housewives...the more feverish i get...for i think beyond the funny and self-deprecatin humor...i truly am just watchin the series for another reason...
Im on the verge of a physical and mental breakdown...Eva just knocks my pants off...everytime she puts on some slinky sleepwear or gets another horny teen workin her lawn for free...blood rushes to my lower region faster than you can say erection...
And you know what gets me off even more? Eva is single! in Hollywood! Those lucky bastards!
The more i watch Desperate Housewives...the more feverish i get...for i think beyond the funny and self-deprecatin humor...i truly am just watchin the series for another reason...
Im on the verge of a physical and mental breakdown...Eva just knocks my pants off...everytime she puts on some slinky sleepwear or gets another horny teen workin her lawn for free...blood rushes to my lower region faster than you can say erection...
And you know what gets me off even more? Eva is single! in Hollywood! Those lucky bastards!
Chinese Espionage in Australia! Awesome!
adrock2xander is 4 months 7 days without a cigarette.
Says here in The Age that Chinese asylum seeker Chen Yonglin (above) would not be subjected to punishment for hidin in Down Under after makin claims that there're up to 1000 Chinese spies who abduct and operate among Australians...
So what's the biggie? Australian wouldnt help coz they're 'sympathetic to China's concern on security and political issues'...DUH! Last i checked China and Australia are more than a stone's throw away...does anyone honestly think the head honchos in Canberra would give a flyin rat's ass bout some Chinks in their country? As it is...the shores of Australia are so porous...anyone...includin those Muslim terrorists from Indonesia could swim into shore with arms tied behind their back...
And to flush out all the Chinese spies in Australia? Impossible! All Chinese look the same! Australian officials would never be able to tell the Changs from the Engs...
adrock2xander is 4 months 7 days without a cigarette.
Says here in The Age that Chinese asylum seeker Chen Yonglin (above) would not be subjected to punishment for hidin in Down Under after makin claims that there're up to 1000 Chinese spies who abduct and operate among Australians...
So what's the biggie? Australian wouldnt help coz they're 'sympathetic to China's concern on security and political issues'...DUH! Last i checked China and Australia are more than a stone's throw away...does anyone honestly think the head honchos in Canberra would give a flyin rat's ass bout some Chinks in their country? As it is...the shores of Australia are so porous...anyone...includin those Muslim terrorists from Indonesia could swim into shore with arms tied behind their back...
And to flush out all the Chinese spies in Australia? Impossible! All Chinese look the same! Australian officials would never be able to tell the Changs from the Engs...
Sunday, June 5
Obscene Machines
adrock2xander is 4 months 6 days without a cigarette.
Australia's SBS channel continues to surprise me with it's selection of foriegn movies and documentaries...when they're good they're pretty awesome...when they're bad...well...they're just plain bad...
It's a good thing i'd decided to stay up for another SBS show-stopper...this time it's an inside peek into the world of sex machines and love dolls...
Yep you read that right...there is a world where sex machines and love dolls are part and parcel of everyday life...where people arent ashamed to play up to their kinky fetishes...cant find a hot chick to fuck? No worries...here's a couple of hot dolls for you to fuck:
For the lack of better descriptive words...hot and real came to my mind...some of the dolls looked so lifelike i simply had to take a double take at it before gettin too excited...and yes...the dolls have a realistic lookin vagina where sick men can plug their one-eyed-snake into for a moment of pure happiness...
These dolls come with more than a dozen changeable faces...the makers cater to almost every whim and fantasy...each selection of doll has a different body size...color...type...the amount of detail and variety speaks of buyin a property...not a doll...
In an attempt to answer some fundamental questions of human sexuality...i believe SBS has shown a little too much to unsettle even the liberals...right off the bat the viewers are confronted with phallic contraptions that cost a whoppin several thousand dollars being impaled into a real life woman's vagina at high speed...i mean...ok...i get the sex part...but if you keep showin how the different machines with ridiculously names such as the 'Cathedral' or 'Trespasser'...you cannot expect us to take you seriously...
I did a little research after the docu ended...and not that im not aware of the market...turns out there's a rather huge customer base out there for sex machines and dolls...check this out...they call it the Jetaime...gee i wonder why...they say 'The Jetaime is a great fucking machine'...
That is one of the more simple ones...the others...i cant even put it up here...it's a comical sex-capade...
I think the creation of these machines truly questions man's quest for perfection...when does it stop? As for me...sex is a wonderful thing...and sex is only wonderful if it's done with a human being...now i dont care if ya gay...a dyke...a lesbo...a hetero...a sheep-fucker or just a plain serial rapist...we all know the thrills and joy of sex with a warm-blooded animal...nothin beats that...advent of technology is all fine and dandy to me...but somewhere along the line things like these there's gota be a limit...when people are paying over US$4000 just for a live doll and are findin sick ways to get them to perform even sicker acts on their anatomies...it just doesnt speak a lot for the future of human sex...i mean...if machines provide more pleasure than a human being...am i to say that machines have a mind of their own...they'd be attracted to human beings? Imagine that...a human datin a machine...
For more details and pictures check out Kinky Consumer for the sex machines and Real Dolls for the selection of life-like dolls...
I warn ya...it can get pretty visual...so dont get on their sites until ya back in the comforts of a own home :O
adrock2xander is 4 months 6 days without a cigarette.
Australia's SBS channel continues to surprise me with it's selection of foriegn movies and documentaries...when they're good they're pretty awesome...when they're bad...well...they're just plain bad...
It's a good thing i'd decided to stay up for another SBS show-stopper...this time it's an inside peek into the world of sex machines and love dolls...
Yep you read that right...there is a world where sex machines and love dolls are part and parcel of everyday life...where people arent ashamed to play up to their kinky fetishes...cant find a hot chick to fuck? No worries...here's a couple of hot dolls for you to fuck:
For the lack of better descriptive words...hot and real came to my mind...some of the dolls looked so lifelike i simply had to take a double take at it before gettin too excited...and yes...the dolls have a realistic lookin vagina where sick men can plug their one-eyed-snake into for a moment of pure happiness...
These dolls come with more than a dozen changeable faces...the makers cater to almost every whim and fantasy...each selection of doll has a different body size...color...type...the amount of detail and variety speaks of buyin a property...not a doll...
In an attempt to answer some fundamental questions of human sexuality...i believe SBS has shown a little too much to unsettle even the liberals...right off the bat the viewers are confronted with phallic contraptions that cost a whoppin several thousand dollars being impaled into a real life woman's vagina at high speed...i mean...ok...i get the sex part...but if you keep showin how the different machines with ridiculously names such as the 'Cathedral' or 'Trespasser'...you cannot expect us to take you seriously...
I did a little research after the docu ended...and not that im not aware of the market...turns out there's a rather huge customer base out there for sex machines and dolls...check this out...they call it the Jetaime...gee i wonder why...they say 'The Jetaime is a great fucking machine'...
That is one of the more simple ones...the others...i cant even put it up here...it's a comical sex-capade...
I think the creation of these machines truly questions man's quest for perfection...when does it stop? As for me...sex is a wonderful thing...and sex is only wonderful if it's done with a human being...now i dont care if ya gay...a dyke...a lesbo...a hetero...a sheep-fucker or just a plain serial rapist...we all know the thrills and joy of sex with a warm-blooded animal...nothin beats that...advent of technology is all fine and dandy to me...but somewhere along the line things like these there's gota be a limit...when people are paying over US$4000 just for a live doll and are findin sick ways to get them to perform even sicker acts on their anatomies...it just doesnt speak a lot for the future of human sex...i mean...if machines provide more pleasure than a human being...am i to say that machines have a mind of their own...they'd be attracted to human beings? Imagine that...a human datin a machine...
For more details and pictures check out Kinky Consumer for the sex machines and Real Dolls for the selection of life-like dolls...
I warn ya...it can get pretty visual...so dont get on their sites until ya back in the comforts of a own home :O
Saturday, June 4
For Sale on eBay
adrock2xander is 4 months 5 days without a cigarette.
Ive put some of my old PC games up for sale on eBay...check it out...
adrock2xander is 4 months 5 days without a cigarette.
Ive put some of my old PC games up for sale on eBay...check it out...
Friday, June 3
John Woo? Nah...I'll Pass...
adrock2xander is 4 months 4 days without a cigarette.
It happened right after dinner...i have been sittin in the lounge for an hour with my laptop and a plate of carbonara...im tradin in eBay...and everythin's fine and dandy...Australia's SBS foreign film was on...and i was lookin forward to a cool Italian or German flick...but no...i had the terrible opportunity to sit through a large part of what was a John Woo movie made 19 years ago...
Yeah yeah i know John's like acclaimed and all respected in the Hollywood industry...but fuck them...if they only knew what John did to movies and the way he seemingly enthralled Asian viewers back then...John wouldnt be the hero he is today with Tinseltown action movies...
I cant believe of all the fuckin movies SBS had to show as a foreign film...they had to show a fuckin low-brow Chinese action movie that made the American Pie series look serious...i mean...check out the title:
If that's not cheesy enough...i dont know what is...i mean...HEROES SHED NO TEARS? Wtf was John smokin? From start to finish...i had to put up with lotsa Chinese and some other actors of Asian origin shootin blanks...throwin fake grenades...lame-ass pyrotechnics blowin up everywhere...and exaggerated deaths...WTF? If i needed a reason to remind me why i hate everythin Asian...this must be one of them...even Westerns made 50 years ago werent so bad...god im so embarassed...
And the credits...WTF? 'Special Guest Stars: ABC French actor and XYZ American actress'...damn it was so funny i actually forgot their names...back in the days of old China...(where Caucasians were still a fascination...oh wait...Caucasians are still a fascination for most Asians)...anythin that had a Caucasian name to it just made it look more glamorous...but who the fuck are those 2 actors? And that French actor got to fuck one of the Asian chicks! Wowee! Oh and did i forget the big hair and bloody bad actin?
If the movie havnt had the John Woo tag to it...it could have passed off as another cheesy run-of-the-mill-straight-to-videos-and-obscurity Asian movie...
Can you believe this is the same bloke who made fine actions flicks such as Broken Arrow and Face/Off? Im not convinced it's the same John Woo...it's gona be another bloke who uses John Woo as an alias...
Unless John uses Paris Hilton as his lead...now that i will not complain...
Hmmm...
adrock2xander is 4 months 4 days without a cigarette.
It happened right after dinner...i have been sittin in the lounge for an hour with my laptop and a plate of carbonara...im tradin in eBay...and everythin's fine and dandy...Australia's SBS foreign film was on...and i was lookin forward to a cool Italian or German flick...but no...i had the terrible opportunity to sit through a large part of what was a John Woo movie made 19 years ago...
Yeah yeah i know John's like acclaimed and all respected in the Hollywood industry...but fuck them...if they only knew what John did to movies and the way he seemingly enthralled Asian viewers back then...John wouldnt be the hero he is today with Tinseltown action movies...
I cant believe of all the fuckin movies SBS had to show as a foreign film...they had to show a fuckin low-brow Chinese action movie that made the American Pie series look serious...i mean...check out the title:
If that's not cheesy enough...i dont know what is...i mean...HEROES SHED NO TEARS? Wtf was John smokin? From start to finish...i had to put up with lotsa Chinese and some other actors of Asian origin shootin blanks...throwin fake grenades...lame-ass pyrotechnics blowin up everywhere...and exaggerated deaths...WTF? If i needed a reason to remind me why i hate everythin Asian...this must be one of them...even Westerns made 50 years ago werent so bad...god im so embarassed...
And the credits...WTF? 'Special Guest Stars: ABC French actor and XYZ American actress'...damn it was so funny i actually forgot their names...back in the days of old China...(where Caucasians were still a fascination...oh wait...Caucasians are still a fascination for most Asians)...anythin that had a Caucasian name to it just made it look more glamorous...but who the fuck are those 2 actors? And that French actor got to fuck one of the Asian chicks! Wowee! Oh and did i forget the big hair and bloody bad actin?
If the movie havnt had the John Woo tag to it...it could have passed off as another cheesy run-of-the-mill-straight-to-videos-and-obscurity Asian movie...
Can you believe this is the same bloke who made fine actions flicks such as Broken Arrow and Face/Off? Im not convinced it's the same John Woo...it's gona be another bloke who uses John Woo as an alias...
Unless John uses Paris Hilton as his lead...now that i will not complain...
Hmmm...
Thursday, June 2
Wife: "Honey...im pregnant" Rod: "Yes! Finally!"
adrock2xander is 4 months 3 days without a cigarette.
Evergreen singer Rod Stewart is bout to become a father again...at the ripe old age of 60...
Wow...i dont really know what to think...i mean...if i were 60...the last thing i want is another kid from my old...shrivelled and pruny wife...i'll just be happy to practice abstinence with my wife for as long as possible...and be happy masturbatin to pictures of svelte blondes and brunettes...
But of coz im not Rod...coz mywife girlfriend aint a hot model who's 27 years my junior...and when i travel up the red carpet i dont bring along my entire entourage of family that consists of kids from previous marriages and the hot chick that all men wana fuck...
Perhaps i should take a cue from Rod himself...have a couple of kids with my wife...divorce her when she begins to show signs of agin and wear-&-tear...and marry another hot chick...the cycle will repeat itself...only the chick gets younger and younger...
Imagine that...many half-brothers and sisters from adrock2xander! And his harem of beautiful wives! *contemplates*
Yeah...it's plausible...
adrock2xander is 4 months 3 days without a cigarette.
Evergreen singer Rod Stewart is bout to become a father again...at the ripe old age of 60...
Wow...i dont really know what to think...i mean...if i were 60...the last thing i want is another kid from my old...shrivelled and pruny wife...i'll just be happy to practice abstinence with my wife for as long as possible...and be happy masturbatin to pictures of svelte blondes and brunettes...
But of coz im not Rod...coz my
Perhaps i should take a cue from Rod himself...have a couple of kids with my wife...divorce her when she begins to show signs of agin and wear-&-tear...and marry another hot chick...the cycle will repeat itself...only the chick gets younger and younger...
Imagine that...many half-brothers and sisters from adrock2xander! And his harem of beautiful wives! *contemplates*
Yeah...it's plausible...
Wednesday, June 1
All aboard the tram! Or the train! Or Not!
adrock2xander is 4 months 2 days without a cigarette.
Phil Moore...a resident in Melbourne...has hit the mother-lode...The Age has given him free publicity with his blog on how consistently inconsistent (wow...try sayin that 10 times!) the Melbourne trains are...
I am one to concur with Phil's sentiments...coz i take the tram...not the train...i so feel Phil's pain and anguish...*insert lame cue card here*
Trams in Melbourne are an oddity...they're incredibly punctual on weekdays...tardy on weekends...they have a weird smell (the kind that screams "Wash me i havnt showered for 10 years") and are involoved in a traffic accident almost everyday...only becoz all trams travel on one line...if Tram 1 dies...Tram 2 cant move...Tram 3 is stuck...Tram 4 takes a bong...you get the picture...takes 30 minutes for Tram 1 to start movin again...by that time...Phil might just think bout usin trams to get around...
Perhaps Phil should suggest that Connex build a tram service to Sandringham...yeah he should get to work right on time...*insert sarcasm here*
adrock2xander is 4 months 2 days without a cigarette.
Phil Moore...a resident in Melbourne...has hit the mother-lode...The Age has given him free publicity with his blog on how consistently inconsistent (wow...try sayin that 10 times!) the Melbourne trains are...
I am one to concur with Phil's sentiments...coz i take the tram...not the train...i so feel Phil's pain and anguish...*insert lame cue card here*
Trams in Melbourne are an oddity...they're incredibly punctual on weekdays...tardy on weekends...they have a weird smell (the kind that screams "Wash me i havnt showered for 10 years") and are involoved in a traffic accident almost everyday...only becoz all trams travel on one line...if Tram 1 dies...Tram 2 cant move...Tram 3 is stuck...Tram 4 takes a bong...you get the picture...takes 30 minutes for Tram 1 to start movin again...by that time...Phil might just think bout usin trams to get around...
Perhaps Phil should suggest that Connex build a tram service to Sandringham...yeah he should get to work right on time...*insert sarcasm here*
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