Wednesday, June 15
Australia Likes Rain...No?
Melbourne...and Australian weather gets a double thumbs down from me...if God has a sense of humor everyone livin Down Under is laughin right now...coz we seem to appreciate every moment of weather madness...
Latest weather report as of June 15 2005
Australia is currently in the middle of the most severe drought in over 7 decades...right up to the last weekend huge acres of crops and livestock is slowly being wiped out as the heat and dryness slowly but surely takes over...rain hasnt been seen in some areas for an amazin 4 years...4 fuckin years!
Reservoirs that provide water for all 7 states are down to a low 30%...if things persist Melbourne would be completely out of water in 6 months...and that means water-rationin exercises would be somethin i'd have to put up with...
Water rationin is already being practiced in rural areas of Australia...residents in Goulburn, NSW are forced to live with 40 gallons of water a day...farmers and residents have even turned to the government for help...
But...like seriously...wtf is John Howard and his money launderin government gona do bout it? Do the Rain Dance and pray?
Then the pun strikes...weather forecasts last week predicted above-average rainfal throughout Australia...it seems like God has answered the cries and pleas of all Australians...i didnt mind some rain either...it really was gettin quite dry...
So the rain fell...
And fell...
And fell...
For 3 whole days it was rainin like it was it's Last Supper...
Now farmers are complainin that there's too much rain...their crops now lie underneath 3cm of water and are too soaked and wouldnt grow...they're complainin that hundreds of thousands of dollars of crop would be destroyed if the rain didnt stop...
Thanks God...props to you for urge overkill...
I dont know what Australians want these days...they bitch bout John Howard sendin more unnecessary troops to assist US efforts in Iraq...but show their support for him when he announces a tax reduction...so what is it?
They spend thousands of dollars to vote out contestants on Big Brother via text messages and get all supportive of the show...but moan and groan when scenes of blokes walkin around with their schlong hangin start givin backrubs to a half-naked chick on telly...so what is it?
My thoughts? As long as it doesnt get too dry until my skin gets all flaky...or hot until i start smellin like a fuckin Aussie...i'll be...i quote from rogue-Slayer Faith..."Five-by-Five"...
Melbourne...and Australian weather gets a double thumbs down from me...if God has a sense of humor everyone livin Down Under is laughin right now...coz we seem to appreciate every moment of weather madness...
Australia is currently in the middle of the most severe drought in over 7 decades...right up to the last weekend huge acres of crops and livestock is slowly being wiped out as the heat and dryness slowly but surely takes over...rain hasnt been seen in some areas for an amazin 4 years...4 fuckin years!
Reservoirs that provide water for all 7 states are down to a low 30%...if things persist Melbourne would be completely out of water in 6 months...and that means water-rationin exercises would be somethin i'd have to put up with...
Water rationin is already being practiced in rural areas of Australia...residents in Goulburn, NSW are forced to live with 40 gallons of water a day...farmers and residents have even turned to the government for help...
But...like seriously...wtf is John Howard and his money launderin government gona do bout it? Do the Rain Dance and pray?
Then the pun strikes...weather forecasts last week predicted above-average rainfal throughout Australia...it seems like God has answered the cries and pleas of all Australians...i didnt mind some rain either...it really was gettin quite dry...
So the rain fell...
And fell...
And fell...
For 3 whole days it was rainin like it was it's Last Supper...
Now farmers are complainin that there's too much rain...their crops now lie underneath 3cm of water and are too soaked and wouldnt grow...they're complainin that hundreds of thousands of dollars of crop would be destroyed if the rain didnt stop...
Thanks God...props to you for urge overkill...
I dont know what Australians want these days...they bitch bout John Howard sendin more unnecessary troops to assist US efforts in Iraq...but show their support for him when he announces a tax reduction...so what is it?
They spend thousands of dollars to vote out contestants on Big Brother via text messages and get all supportive of the show...but moan and groan when scenes of blokes walkin around with their schlong hangin start givin backrubs to a half-naked chick on telly...so what is it?
My thoughts? As long as it doesnt get too dry until my skin gets all flaky...or hot until i start smellin like a fuckin Aussie...i'll be...i quote from rogue-Slayer Faith..."Five-by-Five"...
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