Sunday, October 31
adrock2xander's Top 10 Most Beautiful Women - Part 6
It's been a crazy week...what with pictures missin...extra days of work...and parties to gate-crash...however that hasnt stopped me from sleepin with beautiful models and women around the world...those women though...pale in comparison to my followin favorites:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
3) Kate Beckinsale
4) Megan McCormick
5) Eliza Dushku
5 down...5 to go...I now bring you:
6) Natalie Portman
Famous for: Being a Jew and proud of it...precocious Mathilda in Leon aka The Professional...Queen Amidala in Star Wars Episode 1-3...Anne Frank in the Broadway version of 'The Diary of Anne Frank'...
Face: 8.0
Body: 8.0
Fame: 8.0
Anyone who speaks fluently in 4 languages (Japanese, French, Hebrew and of course English)...scores straight As with a Degree in Psychology from Harvard University and is the object of fantasy for millions of males worldwide is surely doin somethin right...perhaps Natalie's timeless look has somethin to do with it?
Women come and go...few leave an impression...but Natalie not just leaves most other women trailin in their wake...but converts non-fans into joinin her legion of admirers...they dont call her the next Audrey Hepburn for nothin...Natalie possesses a look that transcends generations...her soft womenly curves...small breasts that are just perfect to cup your hands with...luscious brown locks with little twirls...hugely expressive brown eyes and those thin, supple lips of hers speaks volumes of her ability to turn grown men into weepin slobs...
I know i did...most people watch Star Wars for the action...i watch Star Wars for the boner...i mean...Natalie in this outfit...please die a sex-less man if you dont cream in your pants...
When Episode 3 premiers...i hope to see some hot Amidala action...yeah...you go Natalie...rock on...
It's been a crazy week...what with pictures missin...extra days of work...and parties to gate-crash...however that hasnt stopped me from sleepin with beautiful models and women around the world...those women though...pale in comparison to my followin favorites:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
3) Kate Beckinsale
4) Megan McCormick
5) Eliza Dushku
5 down...5 to go...I now bring you:
6) Natalie Portman
Famous for: Being a Jew and proud of it...precocious Mathilda in Leon aka The Professional...Queen Amidala in Star Wars Episode 1-3...Anne Frank in the Broadway version of 'The Diary of Anne Frank'...
Face: 8.0
Body: 8.0
Fame: 8.0
Anyone who speaks fluently in 4 languages (Japanese, French, Hebrew and of course English)...scores straight As with a Degree in Psychology from Harvard University and is the object of fantasy for millions of males worldwide is surely doin somethin right...perhaps Natalie's timeless look has somethin to do with it?
Women come and go...few leave an impression...but Natalie not just leaves most other women trailin in their wake...but converts non-fans into joinin her legion of admirers...they dont call her the next Audrey Hepburn for nothin...Natalie possesses a look that transcends generations...her soft womenly curves...small breasts that are just perfect to cup your hands with...luscious brown locks with little twirls...hugely expressive brown eyes and those thin, supple lips of hers speaks volumes of her ability to turn grown men into weepin slobs...
I know i did...most people watch Star Wars for the action...i watch Star Wars for the boner...i mean...Natalie in this outfit...please die a sex-less man if you dont cream in your pants...
When Episode 3 premiers...i hope to see some hot Amidala action...yeah...you go Natalie...rock on...
Why we should vote for Bush
Over a round of drinks...Richie said:
"I've invested stocks in oil companies...we ought to vote for Bush!"
The world cares becoz...??
Over a round of drinks...Richie said:
"I've invested stocks in oil companies...we ought to vote for Bush!"
The world cares becoz...??
Saturday, October 30
Over
My nightmare's over. As of 4:10am Saturday mornin...my blog is finally fully functional...all pictures are up and runnin... i hope...
Back to the usual broadcast now...
My nightmare's over. As of 4:10am Saturday mornin...my blog is finally fully functional...all pictures are up and runnin... i hope...
Back to the usual broadcast now...
Quick Post
It's 1am in the mornin...and im desperately tryin to salvage the remnants of my so very un-interestin (is there even such a word?) and picture-less blog...
It's been 5 days...and im still at it...when's my nightmare gona end?
It's 1am in the mornin...and im desperately tryin to salvage the remnants of my so very un-interestin (is there even such a word?) and picture-less blog...
It's been 5 days...and im still at it...when's my nightmare gona end?
Wednesday, October 27
No pictures Part 3
Day 3 of my picture recoverin session also happens to be my blog's first birthday...Happy Birthday to Outrageous. Beautiful. Misfit. ...ive promised to celebrate your birthday...but coz ya sick with no pictures...ive decided to nurse you back to health...and get you a birthday cake once you are up and runnin again...
Ive done up all of February's pictures...March is callin out to me...
Day 3 of my picture recoverin session also happens to be my blog's first birthday...Happy Birthday to Outrageous. Beautiful. Misfit. ...ive promised to celebrate your birthday...but coz ya sick with no pictures...ive decided to nurse you back to health...and get you a birthday cake once you are up and runnin again...
Ive done up all of February's pictures...March is callin out to me...
Tuesday, October 26
No pictures Part 2
My half-baked blog...almost completely deprived of pictures due to the biggest boo-boo adrock2xander has made anytime this year...has been on my mind the whole day...
Ive completely lost any interest in postin new articles...my blog without pictures...is like adrock2xander without his charm...lifeless and borin...
It's gona take a really long time to trace all the pictures i'd posted since fuckin February...all the hard work and time spent sourcin for the appropriate picture would not be wasted...for i shall persevere and find and post em...GOD GRANT ME THE PATIENCE TO RECOVER THE 100+ PICTURES I'VE SINCE LOST...
Have i mentioned...my blog turns 1 tomorrow...what a time to turn 1...
My half-baked blog...almost completely deprived of pictures due to the biggest boo-boo adrock2xander has made anytime this year...has been on my mind the whole day...
Ive completely lost any interest in postin new articles...my blog without pictures...is like adrock2xander without his charm...lifeless and borin...
It's gona take a really long time to trace all the pictures i'd posted since fuckin February...all the hard work and time spent sourcin for the appropriate picture would not be wasted...for i shall persevere and find and post em...GOD GRANT ME THE PATIENCE TO RECOVER THE 100+ PICTURES I'VE SINCE LOST...
Have i mentioned...my blog turns 1 tomorrow...what a time to turn 1...
Monday, October 25
A picture-less blog...
OMG...Photobucket.com has restructured their site...and now all users have a limit of 25MB worth of pictures...to clear up some of the excess MB...STUPID me had deleted MOST of the pics that i had used for my blog...and as i speak the blog you're readin is almost totally devoid of pictures....
OMFG....
OMG...Photobucket.com has restructured their site...and now all users have a limit of 25MB worth of pictures...to clear up some of the excess MB...STUPID me had deleted MOST of the pics that i had used for my blog...and as i speak the blog you're readin is almost totally devoid of pictures....
OMFG....
Sunday, October 24
Crikes!...
Im bloggin with an amazin irregularity over the last week...work and daily mundane must-dos tend to do that to you...
Im bloggin with an amazin irregularity over the last week...work and daily mundane must-dos tend to do that to you...
Friday, October 22
adrock2xander's Top 10 Most Beautiful Women - Part 5
Boy ive been so busy havin sex with gorgeous models in sleazy hotels that ive totally forgotten to update my Top 10 list...here're the last 4:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
3) Kate Beckinsale
4) Megan McCormick
Im back here in haste coz the model who gave me good head just an hour ago looked exactly like one of the 10 women ive desired for bout 5 years now...:
5) Eliza Dushku
Famous for: Rogue slayer Faith in Buffy the Vampire Slayer...social misfit Missy Pantone in Bring It On...
Face: 7.5
Body: 7.5
Fame: 7.0
If blondes are the archetype of women i date...brunettes are the flesh creations i'll mould out of clay if i were God...the world will be populated with an even number of brunettes and blondes...let's face it...a brunette always turns heads...i'll date a cute brunette over a beautiful blonde anyday...and no brunette gets my loins more worked up than Eliza...
When her raspy voice's not turnin me on...her taut and sexy physique hits me where most women dont...triggerin that inner desire to frame her body up so i could touch her smooth skin for kicks...and those dimples...OMG a cute brunette with dimples...so fuckin dig them...
For a Mormon to come this far and famous is considered sacrilegious...but what the Mormon religion has lost out on...the men will reap...
Boy ive been so busy havin sex with gorgeous models in sleazy hotels that ive totally forgotten to update my Top 10 list...here're the last 4:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
3) Kate Beckinsale
4) Megan McCormick
Im back here in haste coz the model who gave me good head just an hour ago looked exactly like one of the 10 women ive desired for bout 5 years now...:
5) Eliza Dushku
Famous for: Rogue slayer Faith in Buffy the Vampire Slayer...social misfit Missy Pantone in Bring It On...
Face: 7.5
Body: 7.5
Fame: 7.0
If blondes are the archetype of women i date...brunettes are the flesh creations i'll mould out of clay if i were God...the world will be populated with an even number of brunettes and blondes...let's face it...a brunette always turns heads...i'll date a cute brunette over a beautiful blonde anyday...and no brunette gets my loins more worked up than Eliza...
When her raspy voice's not turnin me on...her taut and sexy physique hits me where most women dont...triggerin that inner desire to frame her body up so i could touch her smooth skin for kicks...and those dimples...OMG a cute brunette with dimples...so fuckin dig them...
For a Mormon to come this far and famous is considered sacrilegious...but what the Mormon religion has lost out on...the men will reap...
Tuesday, October 19
AvP
Web browsin in the afternoon brought me to this entertainin site...any fan of Aliens and Predator series will seriously dig this...imagine this...action figures of Aliens and Predators in a comic book universe...they're good friends...live in New York...*stifles chuckles*...
An excerpt:
Web browsin in the afternoon brought me to this entertainin site...any fan of Aliens and Predator series will seriously dig this...imagine this...action figures of Aliens and Predators in a comic book universe...they're good friends...live in New York...*stifles chuckles*...
An excerpt:
Monday, October 18
My reply
Controversial? Ive always been...
Correct? I read more than you and am rarely wrong...stfu...
"I'm all for free speech and ideologies...so...what's the problem here? We only believe in what we hear and read from the Bible...there is overwhelmin evidence that Jesus is not the pasty, browned hair bloke that we're all familar with...in fact he's actually rather gruff lookin...spots a untrimmed beard and rather ogre-ish looking....
And who's to say Jesus wasnt gay himself? Do we really need more homphobes around here? Who cares if Jesus is portrayed as a gay...is homosexuality evil? The Bible may say so...but homosexuality dates back thousands of years...the world we know in the Bible is not a clear representation of the real world..."
Controversial? Ive always been...
Correct? I read more than you and am rarely wrong...stfu...
"I'm all for free speech and ideologies...so...what's the problem here? We only believe in what we hear and read from the Bible...there is overwhelmin evidence that Jesus is not the pasty, browned hair bloke that we're all familar with...in fact he's actually rather gruff lookin...spots a untrimmed beard and rather ogre-ish looking....
And who's to say Jesus wasnt gay himself? Do we really need more homphobes around here? Who cares if Jesus is portrayed as a gay...is homosexuality evil? The Bible may say so...but homosexuality dates back thousands of years...the world we know in the Bible is not a clear representation of the real world..."
Email
Im rather disturbed by an email that looks like it has been circulatin the digital circle of Australia a fair bit lately...and the mail has somehow washed ashore to the tropical regions of Asia...for those on the other side of the world...i reckon you'll be receivin the same mail pretty soon...if not already...the world's so small these days...what with emails flyin around...but i digress...here's the email:
Dear all,
A disgusting film is set to appear in America later this year which depicts Jesus and his disciples as homosexuals! As a play, this has already been in theatres for a while. It's called "Corpus Christi" which means "The Christ Body." It's a revolting mockery of our Lord. But we can make a difference. That's why I am sending this e-mail to you all. Will you please add your name to the bottom of the list at the end of this e-mail? If you do, we will be able to prevent this film from showing in America. Apparently, some regions in Europe have already banned the film. All we need is a lot of signatures! Remember, Jesus said, "Deny me on earth and I'll deny you before my Father". Please don't just forward it!! Please copy this message ["Ctrl C"], paste the text in a new e-mail ["Ctrl V"], then add your name to the list and send it to all your friends. When the list you sign reaches 500 names, please send it to:homasg@softhome.net And then start again ......IF WE WORK TOGETHER WE CAN DO THIS.
Thank You!
The mail has generated bout 300 names so far...it seemed to have spread like a virus to various parts of the world...USA...Europe...East Asia...wow...some publicity whore this bloke is...but whatever...
Whoever initiated this thread needs a serious rethink of his/her College education...oh wait...someone as simple as that couldnt possibly have gone to College...first things first...WTF doesnt know Ctrl C is Copy and Ctrl V is Paste? Like....HELLO??? Can i buy a fuckin vowel??? Im formulatin a reply to this mail as i speak....watch this space...
Im rather disturbed by an email that looks like it has been circulatin the digital circle of Australia a fair bit lately...and the mail has somehow washed ashore to the tropical regions of Asia...for those on the other side of the world...i reckon you'll be receivin the same mail pretty soon...if not already...the world's so small these days...what with emails flyin around...but i digress...here's the email:
Dear all,
A disgusting film is set to appear in America later this year which depicts Jesus and his disciples as homosexuals! As a play, this has already been in theatres for a while. It's called "Corpus Christi" which means "The Christ Body." It's a revolting mockery of our Lord. But we can make a difference. That's why I am sending this e-mail to you all. Will you please add your name to the bottom of the list at the end of this e-mail? If you do, we will be able to prevent this film from showing in America. Apparently, some regions in Europe have already banned the film. All we need is a lot of signatures! Remember, Jesus said, "Deny me on earth and I'll deny you before my Father". Please don't just forward it!! Please copy this message ["Ctrl C"], paste the text in a new e-mail ["Ctrl V"], then add your name to the list and send it to all your friends. When the list you sign reaches 500 names, please send it to:homasg@softhome.net And then start again ......IF WE WORK TOGETHER WE CAN DO THIS.
Thank You!
The mail has generated bout 300 names so far...it seemed to have spread like a virus to various parts of the world...USA...Europe...East Asia...wow...some publicity whore this bloke is...but whatever...
Whoever initiated this thread needs a serious rethink of his/her College education...oh wait...someone as simple as that couldnt possibly have gone to College...first things first...WTF doesnt know Ctrl C is Copy and Ctrl V is Paste? Like....HELLO??? Can i buy a fuckin vowel??? Im formulatin a reply to this mail as i speak....watch this space...
Nervous
If there was a better word to describe how i feel right now...it wouldnt be nervous...
But it's the best word i can think of at the moment...
GoGo University entry requirements!
If there was a better word to describe how i feel right now...it wouldnt be nervous...
But it's the best word i can think of at the moment...
GoGo University entry requirements!
Sunday, October 17
Secret
It's an open secret for over a month now...and i think...considerin how affected i am by it...it's best to spill the beans and let everyone be privy to it...
A month back...my mom had called me up at work in the afternoon...you know...one of those borin run-of-the-mill...tryin-hard-to-stay-awake-and-cussin-at-silly-clients days...askin me if i still harbored intentions to pursue my Bachelors in Down Under...
If one should know...goin Down Under for studies has been somethin ive been badgerin my parents to sponsor for 8 years now...i yearn for a new lifestyle...a new climate...and interestin people that wouldnt hit my nerve...my parents never allowed it...at that time i failed to see why...costs aside...i understand now that i was still too immature back then...an overseas education costs an arm and a leg...and to invest to much on your eldest son when he's still more interested in havin fun would be the beginnin of the end...kudos to my parents for the forsight...
I suppose im more mature now??? (lol?) Neways...i grabbed my parents' offer with 4 receivin limbs and for obvious reasons knew Melbourne was gona be my home for the next 2 - 3 years...
Truth be told...im suppressin a load of stress at the moment...applications for the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology (RMIT) aside...im still expected to stay focused at work...source for additional fundin for my expenditure...come up with several essays that are pre-requisites for my entry...and until several weeks ago...worry bout my accomodations...
Goin to work these days is like buyin a McDonald's Happy Meal...you know ya buyin somethin that's tasty (work analogy for bustin my ass off for the monthly salary...it's worth workin for i reckon)...but you can never really enjoy it coz it's fuckin fast food (read: bad for health)...i cant fully put my effort into my work...there're just so many things to do once i head home from work...there's the fuckin essay that ive been puttin off for the longest of time...procratinatin can only get me this far...i have no intentions to disappoint the people who're expectin me to complete these essays...but Dad, Mom, micheLe and Gavin...i really am tired upon gettin home...i just am not able to think of somethin constructive...would you rather i submit a good essay that's slightly way past bed time? Or a dodgy essay that arrives in good time?
These weeks ive realised rootin from a country that you've lived in all ya life to another country...even for just 2 years...is akin to plantin a very mature seed in a new ground...
Fear...worries...expectations...pressure...
No wonder im breakin out in zits and ulcers...
It's an open secret for over a month now...and i think...considerin how affected i am by it...it's best to spill the beans and let everyone be privy to it...
A month back...my mom had called me up at work in the afternoon...you know...one of those borin run-of-the-mill...tryin-hard-to-stay-awake-and-cussin-at-silly-clients days...askin me if i still harbored intentions to pursue my Bachelors in Down Under...
If one should know...goin Down Under for studies has been somethin ive been badgerin my parents to sponsor for 8 years now...i yearn for a new lifestyle...a new climate...and interestin people that wouldnt hit my nerve...my parents never allowed it...at that time i failed to see why...costs aside...i understand now that i was still too immature back then...an overseas education costs an arm and a leg...and to invest to much on your eldest son when he's still more interested in havin fun would be the beginnin of the end...kudos to my parents for the forsight...
I suppose im more mature now??? (lol?) Neways...i grabbed my parents' offer with 4 receivin limbs and for obvious reasons knew Melbourne was gona be my home for the next 2 - 3 years...
Truth be told...im suppressin a load of stress at the moment...applications for the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology (RMIT) aside...im still expected to stay focused at work...source for additional fundin for my expenditure...come up with several essays that are pre-requisites for my entry...and until several weeks ago...worry bout my accomodations...
Goin to work these days is like buyin a McDonald's Happy Meal...you know ya buyin somethin that's tasty (work analogy for bustin my ass off for the monthly salary...it's worth workin for i reckon)...but you can never really enjoy it coz it's fuckin fast food (read: bad for health)...i cant fully put my effort into my work...there're just so many things to do once i head home from work...there's the fuckin essay that ive been puttin off for the longest of time...procratinatin can only get me this far...i have no intentions to disappoint the people who're expectin me to complete these essays...but Dad, Mom, micheLe and Gavin...i really am tired upon gettin home...i just am not able to think of somethin constructive...would you rather i submit a good essay that's slightly way past bed time? Or a dodgy essay that arrives in good time?
These weeks ive realised rootin from a country that you've lived in all ya life to another country...even for just 2 years...is akin to plantin a very mature seed in a new ground...
Fear...worries...expectations...pressure...
No wonder im breakin out in zits and ulcers...
Saturday, October 16
Kerry is t3h funny
If any of you have been followin the American slug-fest between 2 gray haired blokes who lie through their teeth for an annual salary of US$500,000...you'd either laugh at this real hard...or laugh and cry at this real hard...either way...enjoy:
If any of you have been followin the American slug-fest between 2 gray haired blokes who lie through their teeth for an annual salary of US$500,000...you'd either laugh at this real hard...or laugh and cry at this real hard...either way...enjoy:
Friday, October 15
Feedback
Couple of my mates have kindly pointed out that my blog site has deteriorated to the pits of a porn site...largely to the pictures of beautiful Paris givin good head from her infamous video at the top of my blog...just want some feedback...should that picture stay? Or do you find it too offensive? Comment board is open...
Couple of my mates have kindly pointed out that my blog site has deteriorated to the pits of a porn site...largely to the pictures of beautiful Paris givin good head from her infamous video at the top of my blog...just want some feedback...should that picture stay? Or do you find it too offensive? Comment board is open...
Thursday, October 14
The Late Night Show with adrock2xander
So...it's just one of those days where you find yaself stuck in the office...unable to leave due to reasons that's out of ya control...the central air-conditionin shuts off at 7pm...so as i type i've 2 table fans within 10 inches of me doin their upmost to cool the air...one of those moments i wished the camera was brought...would make quite a silly pic...2 table fans oscillatin and revolvin next to the protagonist...
Fuck im just ramblin...i need a reason to get out of here...i need to...get that fuckin Creative Technology ad transmitted NOW...
Fuckin Sim Wong Hoo...suck a boner...
So...it's just one of those days where you find yaself stuck in the office...unable to leave due to reasons that's out of ya control...the central air-conditionin shuts off at 7pm...so as i type i've 2 table fans within 10 inches of me doin their upmost to cool the air...one of those moments i wished the camera was brought...would make quite a silly pic...2 table fans oscillatin and revolvin next to the protagonist...
Fuck im just ramblin...i need a reason to get out of here...i need to...get that fuckin Creative Technology ad transmitted NOW...
Fuckin Sim Wong Hoo...suck a boner...
adrock2xander doesnt wana fight
Joann just called me a SPB.
Do i really want to defend myself again? No...
Are those people thinkin...talkin and havin too much time on their hands to gossip bout me? Yes...
Go me...
Joann just called me a SPB.
Do i really want to defend myself again? No...
Are those people thinkin...talkin and havin too much time on their hands to gossip bout me? Yes...
Go me...
Wednesday, October 13
Superman
So...Superman died this week...while everyone laments his sudden passin...im just gona highlight some of the jokes that has been directed at Superman since his ill-fated accident that left him wheelchair bound...scores of these awful "jokes" being circulated on the internet about him...many of which can be found here...
Whoever wrote these horrible and tasteless Christopher Reeve jokes ought to be shot...but truth be told...the jokes are very funny...no wait...LMFAO funny...ive collected the jokes i found online in an effort to help us all with the healing process...sometimes laughter is the best balm in times of grief...Goodbye Christopher.
What's the difference between O.J. and Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Reeve got the Electric Chair, and OJ walked .
How does Christopher Reeve play hockey?
He doesn't.
Who does Christopher Reeve want to be?
Christopher Walken.
What's black and sits at the top of the steps?
Chris Reeve after a house fire.
How do you stop Christopher Reeve from moving?
Tape his mouth shut.
What’s the difference between Christopher Reeve and a useless sack of poop?
Nothing.
Stick your tongue out.
Move it up and down.
Relax.
Now move it left and right.
Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeve workout.
Christopher Reeve walks into a bar...
badda bing!
What song was not allowed to be played at Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Stairway to Heaven.
What other song was barred from Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Walk this Way.
What’s the only good thing about Christopher Reeve dying?
Steven Hawking gets a better parking spot.
Now go shoot yourself in the head for laughin so hard...
So...Superman died this week...while everyone laments his sudden passin...im just gona highlight some of the jokes that has been directed at Superman since his ill-fated accident that left him wheelchair bound...scores of these awful "jokes" being circulated on the internet about him...many of which can be found here...
Whoever wrote these horrible and tasteless Christopher Reeve jokes ought to be shot...but truth be told...the jokes are very funny...no wait...LMFAO funny...ive collected the jokes i found online in an effort to help us all with the healing process...sometimes laughter is the best balm in times of grief...Goodbye Christopher.
What's the difference between O.J. and Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Reeve got the Electric Chair, and OJ walked .
How does Christopher Reeve play hockey?
He doesn't.
Who does Christopher Reeve want to be?
Christopher Walken.
What's black and sits at the top of the steps?
Chris Reeve after a house fire.
How do you stop Christopher Reeve from moving?
Tape his mouth shut.
What’s the difference between Christopher Reeve and a useless sack of poop?
Nothing.
Stick your tongue out.
Move it up and down.
Relax.
Now move it left and right.
Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeve workout.
Christopher Reeve walks into a bar...
badda bing!
What song was not allowed to be played at Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Stairway to Heaven.
What other song was barred from Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Walk this Way.
What’s the only good thing about Christopher Reeve dying?
Steven Hawking gets a better parking spot.
Now go shoot yourself in the head for laughin so hard...
Tuesday, October 12
Feet
Her beautiful feet fits the glass slippers like a glove...perky and dainty...she skips along the street in gentle steps...the world stops when she commutes...all eyes are on the beautiful strides she takes...those lovely calves are followed by millions of eyes...such tender skin...uncalloused and pedicured...leavin flakey 'lil trails of dust behind her...kickin up a tiny storm...large enough to kick up a papparazzi furore...small enough to get her around un-noticed...
His rough and pungent feet...all 25 years of calloused skin...snug and comfortable in tattered mules...follows closely behind...deprived of care and pamper...but hardened by years of muscular work...willingly settlin the dust she's kicked up...poundin the street in large boisterous strides...at times walkin abreast of her...at times stoppin to clear a large branch...but never 2 steps behind...
They sit together...all 4 limbs inextricably linked in some fairy tale way...keepin each other company...she detests his rough and gruff feet...but simply cannot do without his willingness to make her walk easier...he hates her smooth limbs...but simply cannot do without her softness and kindness...they walk together...step by step...limb for limb...never once lookin back...for the steps they take will be forever...
Her beautiful feet fits the glass slippers like a glove...perky and dainty...she skips along the street in gentle steps...the world stops when she commutes...all eyes are on the beautiful strides she takes...those lovely calves are followed by millions of eyes...such tender skin...uncalloused and pedicured...leavin flakey 'lil trails of dust behind her...kickin up a tiny storm...large enough to kick up a papparazzi furore...small enough to get her around un-noticed...
His rough and pungent feet...all 25 years of calloused skin...snug and comfortable in tattered mules...follows closely behind...deprived of care and pamper...but hardened by years of muscular work...willingly settlin the dust she's kicked up...poundin the street in large boisterous strides...at times walkin abreast of her...at times stoppin to clear a large branch...but never 2 steps behind...
They sit together...all 4 limbs inextricably linked in some fairy tale way...keepin each other company...she detests his rough and gruff feet...but simply cannot do without his willingness to make her walk easier...he hates her smooth limbs...but simply cannot do without her softness and kindness...they walk together...step by step...limb for limb...never once lookin back...for the steps they take will be forever...
Monday, October 11
13
I was just sittin in front of the TV earlier...morsels of potato in the mouth...gawkin at teen sensation Joanna Levesque aka JoJo on TRL...her debut single is enjoyin heavy rotation on the airwaves now...and she's just bout the next big thing on MTV...JoJo has this rich...thick and sultry voice...gosh she sounded like some nigger singer with R&B roots...no fuckin way would you be able to tell she's a white chick...
Thing is...this chick is all of a bloody 13...that's right boys...pull up those zippers now...she's just 13...13!!! FFS!! NO WAY! Sure she's tiny...cant possibly be anythin more than 5'3"...but many Caucasian women of that stature do exist...but holy smokes i just cant get this discovery out of my head...13??!! She looks old enough for a good fuck in bed!
Yeah...bring out the paedophile in me...
I was just sittin in front of the TV earlier...morsels of potato in the mouth...gawkin at teen sensation Joanna Levesque aka JoJo on TRL...her debut single is enjoyin heavy rotation on the airwaves now...and she's just bout the next big thing on MTV...JoJo has this rich...thick and sultry voice...gosh she sounded like some nigger singer with R&B roots...no fuckin way would you be able to tell she's a white chick...
Thing is...this chick is all of a bloody 13...that's right boys...pull up those zippers now...she's just 13...13!!! FFS!! NO WAY! Sure she's tiny...cant possibly be anythin more than 5'3"...but many Caucasian women of that stature do exist...but holy smokes i just cant get this discovery out of my head...13??!! She looks old enough for a good fuck in bed!
Yeah...bring out the paedophile in me...
Sunday, October 10
I hate numbers...
Phuket has so mind-numbingly number of hotels...i cant fuckin decide which one to put up in...
Phuket has so mind-numbingly number of hotels...i cant fuckin decide which one to put up in...
adrock2xander's Top 10 Most Beautiful Women - Part 4
Hello again...im back with more beautiful women that knocks my gonads...i mean...my socks off...with the lingerin perfume of my last 3 women still in the air:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
3) Kate Beckinsale
Let's throw in another scent to the mix:
4) Megan McCormick
Famous for: One of the presenters of Globe Trekker.
Face: 7.5
Body: 8.0
Fame: 5.0
One word: Cute...that's the overwhelmin feelin i feel whenever the angelic Megan is on tv...cute enough to bring home to introduce to your Mama...cute enough to eat it like a chocolate pecan cookie...cute enough to buy it from the pet shop...
Megan's the girl you've always had a crush on in school but never dared voicin out for fear of public ridicule coz you'd probably have to get in line just to ask her out...
Adorably goofy...Megan's the reason why i never fail to tune in to Globe Trekker...with her child-like innocent grace...beautiful smile and incredibly affable attitude...you feel as if you could just reach out into the tv and touch her...what sets her apart from the Hollywood stars (not that she is one...in fact...i had problems lookin for pictures of her online) is her genuine and unpretentious personality...it's not fake...you can see the goodness in her...you can see it right through her...
My fantasy? Gettin a cute chick like her to romance me as we travel the world...sans the camera of coz...
Hello again...im back with more beautiful women that knocks my gonads...i mean...my socks off...with the lingerin perfume of my last 3 women still in the air:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
3) Kate Beckinsale
Let's throw in another scent to the mix:
4) Megan McCormick
Famous for: One of the presenters of Globe Trekker.
Face: 7.5
Body: 8.0
Fame: 5.0
One word: Cute...that's the overwhelmin feelin i feel whenever the angelic Megan is on tv...cute enough to bring home to introduce to your Mama...cute enough to eat it like a chocolate pecan cookie...cute enough to buy it from the pet shop...
Megan's the girl you've always had a crush on in school but never dared voicin out for fear of public ridicule coz you'd probably have to get in line just to ask her out...
Adorably goofy...Megan's the reason why i never fail to tune in to Globe Trekker...with her child-like innocent grace...beautiful smile and incredibly affable attitude...you feel as if you could just reach out into the tv and touch her...what sets her apart from the Hollywood stars (not that she is one...in fact...i had problems lookin for pictures of her online) is her genuine and unpretentious personality...it's not fake...you can see the goodness in her...you can see it right through her...
My fantasy? Gettin a cute chick like her to romance me as we travel the world...sans the camera of coz...
Saturday, October 9
Revenge of the English Language
I would like to take some time off to reply to Joe's comments on my take on British English from a previous post of mine.
Ok Joe...now...where do i start...first things first...i grew up listenin to the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) World Service and never ever had a problem with that sweet accent that's melodious to my ears...ive never been to the British Isles and home of the Queen Mother...so any comments ive to make now are a direct result of the way English from the United Kingdom is portrayed in the media...i would like to one day though...Ireland and Scotland appeal greatly to me...but England doesnt look too cool to me...too many racists white bigots there...oh wait...that's not just an issue inherent to the United Kingdom...anyway...here's a breakdown of the English that's spoken in your region...
You must be familar with the Globe Trekker series that's helmed by the whacky Ian Wright...for everythin he says i just cant put a finger to half the things he says...that broad Cockney accent that has strange American nigger lingo to it...im glad the traditional English BBC uses isnt anythin close to this...i dont wana grow up being ostracised by the people around me coz things i say simply dont make any sense...take for example the word 'WATER'...pronounced 'war-ter' by most people...Ian pronounces it as 'wart-er'...i mean...WTF?
Then we have the gum-chewin prune faced manager of the world's most hated company...i mean...football club Scumchester United (on a side note...FUCK YOU RED DEVILS...SUCK MY AZN DICK YOU FUCK FACES!)...Scotsman Alex Ferguson...i tell you Joe...i cant fuckin understand everythin this bloke rattles off from his mouth...whenever there's a post-match interview or post-game wrap and Alex is involved...my fingers would invariably wander off to the remote control and change it to another channel...take for example...after Scumchester United has just been comprehensively trounced 3-0 in the Battle of the Roses by Leeds United AFC (on a side note...GO WHITES...ROLL UP THOSE SOCKS AND WE'LL BE RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH THE EUROPEAN ELITES AGAIN!)...and an angry Alex spouts off
"Yeearh arh waas vierie deesapoutard weef der boirs toedae" (all made up...all that gibberish Alex spouts...unfathomable)
Translated: Yeah i was very disappointed with the boys today...
FFS...im here to watch football...not learn another language...oh...you mean that's English?
Ok Joe im biased...although i listen to the BBC...much of my TV and readin diet's more than sufficiently weaned by the proliferation the American meda...their TV serials...movies...pop culture...and news...it has affected the way i speak (in the perfect world where Singaporeans are not insipid English speakers...i would like to speak my English with the sexy American lilts...twangs and drawls)...the way i spell (armor...not armour)...the way i dress (goth and punk > all)...the way i behave (Fuck you if you've got a problem with me)...the way i think (fillial piety and respect to parents? Go fuck yourselves!)...and just bout every aspect of my life...
In an alternate world...perhaps the British media would have been the all-conquerin beast...one media to rule them all...and i wouldnt have been able to understand the Americans for all they're worth...perhaps...i would have bought the British version of Queer as Folks instead of the American version...the Beatles would have been the band of choice instead of Guns N' Roses....i would say "I'd like to have a sweet" instead of "I'd like to have a candy"...
Gah i could go on and on...but you get my drift Joe...no offence to your English whatsoever...im sure we could trade insults and have barrels of fun while we're talkin online...for every difference in our accents...good and proper English will always be spelt in a way that's universally recognized...
Here's to good and proper spoken and written English...cheers mate :O
I would like to take some time off to reply to Joe's comments on my take on British English from a previous post of mine.
Ok Joe...now...where do i start...first things first...i grew up listenin to the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) World Service and never ever had a problem with that sweet accent that's melodious to my ears...ive never been to the British Isles and home of the Queen Mother...so any comments ive to make now are a direct result of the way English from the United Kingdom is portrayed in the media...i would like to one day though...Ireland and Scotland appeal greatly to me...but England doesnt look too cool to me...too many racists white bigots there...oh wait...that's not just an issue inherent to the United Kingdom...anyway...here's a breakdown of the English that's spoken in your region...
You must be familar with the Globe Trekker series that's helmed by the whacky Ian Wright...for everythin he says i just cant put a finger to half the things he says...that broad Cockney accent that has strange American nigger lingo to it...im glad the traditional English BBC uses isnt anythin close to this...i dont wana grow up being ostracised by the people around me coz things i say simply dont make any sense...take for example the word 'WATER'...pronounced 'war-ter' by most people...Ian pronounces it as 'wart-er'...i mean...WTF?
Then we have the gum-chewin prune faced manager of the world's most hated company...i mean...football club Scumchester United (on a side note...FUCK YOU RED DEVILS...SUCK MY AZN DICK YOU FUCK FACES!)...Scotsman Alex Ferguson...i tell you Joe...i cant fuckin understand everythin this bloke rattles off from his mouth...whenever there's a post-match interview or post-game wrap and Alex is involved...my fingers would invariably wander off to the remote control and change it to another channel...take for example...after Scumchester United has just been comprehensively trounced 3-0 in the Battle of the Roses by Leeds United AFC (on a side note...GO WHITES...ROLL UP THOSE SOCKS AND WE'LL BE RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH THE EUROPEAN ELITES AGAIN!)...and an angry Alex spouts off
"Yeearh arh waas vierie deesapoutard weef der boirs toedae" (all made up...all that gibberish Alex spouts...unfathomable)
Translated: Yeah i was very disappointed with the boys today...
FFS...im here to watch football...not learn another language...oh...you mean that's English?
Ok Joe im biased...although i listen to the BBC...much of my TV and readin diet's more than sufficiently weaned by the proliferation the American meda...their TV serials...movies...pop culture...and news...it has affected the way i speak (in the perfect world where Singaporeans are not insipid English speakers...i would like to speak my English with the sexy American lilts...twangs and drawls)...the way i spell (armor...not armour)...the way i dress (goth and punk > all)...the way i behave (Fuck you if you've got a problem with me)...the way i think (fillial piety and respect to parents? Go fuck yourselves!)...and just bout every aspect of my life...
In an alternate world...perhaps the British media would have been the all-conquerin beast...one media to rule them all...and i wouldnt have been able to understand the Americans for all they're worth...perhaps...i would have bought the British version of Queer as Folks instead of the American version...the Beatles would have been the band of choice instead of Guns N' Roses....i would say "I'd like to have a sweet" instead of "I'd like to have a candy"...
Gah i could go on and on...but you get my drift Joe...no offence to your English whatsoever...im sure we could trade insults and have barrels of fun while we're talkin online...for every difference in our accents...good and proper English will always be spelt in a way that's universally recognized...
Here's to good and proper spoken and written English...cheers mate :O
Bad headache
Hair that poses a threat to general health...
Patricea and her new main squeeze...
Leggy blondes...
Beautiful Caucasian girls to fuckin die for...
Caucasian men who hit on blondes only...
Mad House with Sandy Rivera...
Smokin chimneys with Stefanie...
Gettin free drinks...
Sweatin buckets...
More Caucasian girls to fuckin die for...
Trans-Vs doin their thang...
Gays posin with their wang...
Incredibly beautiful people hangin out with their incredibly clueless friends...
Gettin ignored by a Caucasian chap who tried pickin Stefanie up...
Tellin off that Caucasian chap that he's fuckin with the wrong g00k...
Watchin that Caucasian chap keepin his distance from me...
Fuckin bad hangover...
Dehydrated...
Hell Zouk's the club to be...
Hair that poses a threat to general health...
Patricea and her new main squeeze...
Leggy blondes...
Beautiful Caucasian girls to fuckin die for...
Caucasian men who hit on blondes only...
Mad House with Sandy Rivera...
Smokin chimneys with Stefanie...
Gettin free drinks...
Sweatin buckets...
More Caucasian girls to fuckin die for...
Trans-Vs doin their thang...
Gays posin with their wang...
Incredibly beautiful people hangin out with their incredibly clueless friends...
Gettin ignored by a Caucasian chap who tried pickin Stefanie up...
Tellin off that Caucasian chap that he's fuckin with the wrong g00k...
Watchin that Caucasian chap keepin his distance from me...
Fuckin bad hangover...
Dehydrated...
Hell Zouk's the club to be...
Friday, October 8
adrock2xander's Top 10 Most Beautiful Women - Part 3
Welcome back! While we move on with our merry ways...the beautiful women just keep on comin...without further ado...here's the third-instalment...a recap of the women so far:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
And now i present you:
3) Kate Beckinsale
Famous for: That beautiful girl in Pearl Harbor...That beautiful sidekick to Claire Danes in movie noone saw Brokedown Palace...That beautiful goth chick in Underworld and Van Helsing...That beautiful girl in Serendipity...That beautiful girl who made me cream in my pants...
Face: 9.0
Body: 9.0
Fame: 8.0
Let's face it...the British accent and all of her hybrids (Liverpudian...Geordie...Scottish...Irish...whatever...) are just bout the most annoyin form of English ever...ive never bothered to guess what they're sayin half the time...it's pointless...until Kate Beckinsale came along...
Kate's the classic English beauty...period...her features are soft and feminine...it doesnt come on too strong...yet it's sensually seductive...she doesnt scream for attention like most American nubiles do...but the truth is she doesnt need to...gorgeous and incredibly stunnin to a fault...Kate put Diet Coke back on the map with her awesome 20 seconds feature...if her guest appearance doesnt sell Diet Coke...i dont know what will...
Ok im biased...Kate Beckinsale gets my loins goin...ive fantasized bout her for years now...so she scores high marks...all i ask for now...is one night with her...and have her play dress up as characters she used to star as...she'll be a bitchy Selene in fetish rubber bondage one moment...to a lovin Evelyn in a bathin suit pinin for her men in another...hell...it dont matter what she character she used to play...her clothes are coming right off in a bat...
Welcome back! While we move on with our merry ways...the beautiful women just keep on comin...without further ado...here's the third-instalment...a recap of the women so far:
1) Amber Brkich
2) Katie Holmes
And now i present you:
3) Kate Beckinsale
Famous for: That beautiful girl in Pearl Harbor...That beautiful sidekick to Claire Danes in movie noone saw Brokedown Palace...That beautiful goth chick in Underworld and Van Helsing...That beautiful girl in Serendipity...That beautiful girl who made me cream in my pants...
Face: 9.0
Body: 9.0
Fame: 8.0
Let's face it...the British accent and all of her hybrids (Liverpudian...Geordie...Scottish...Irish...whatever...) are just bout the most annoyin form of English ever...ive never bothered to guess what they're sayin half the time...it's pointless...until Kate Beckinsale came along...
Kate's the classic English beauty...period...her features are soft and feminine...it doesnt come on too strong...yet it's sensually seductive...she doesnt scream for attention like most American nubiles do...but the truth is she doesnt need to...gorgeous and incredibly stunnin to a fault...Kate put Diet Coke back on the map with her awesome 20 seconds feature...if her guest appearance doesnt sell Diet Coke...i dont know what will...
Ok im biased...Kate Beckinsale gets my loins goin...ive fantasized bout her for years now...so she scores high marks...all i ask for now...is one night with her...and have her play dress up as characters she used to star as...she'll be a bitchy Selene in fetish rubber bondage one moment...to a lovin Evelyn in a bathin suit pinin for her men in another...hell...it dont matter what she character she used to play...her clothes are coming right off in a bat...
Thursday, October 7
More Blogger.com hate mail
Blogger.com is back to their usual nonsense...this time...they've severely dented their reputation as a company with serious intentions to promote Blogging worldwide by intentionally allowin only residents in California to dry-run their new Blogger.com features...wtf....fuckin biased bigots...are they sayin Americans in the middle and East coast are dumber than Americans in the West Coast? Or Europeans, Africans and Australiasians cant read fuckin English? Buy a fuckin vowel already Blogger.com! Dont insulate yourself from the millions of people worldwide who're usin your program! They wana be part of the beta phase too! And if you guys are so fuckin awesome...surely tinkerin with the system to allow online testin is viable no? Gosh...they sure know how to alienate their fans...
Here's what irked me:
Blogger User Testing
By watching our users use Blogger, we learn how to improve the product. The feedback we get from user testing participants directly informs the design of Blogger features.
If you're interested, here's the skinny:
Location: Google HQ in Mountain View, CA
Duration: about 1 hour
When: Friday, Oct. 8; Monday, Oct. 11 and Tuesday, Oct. 12 - during regular business hours
Compensation: $50
In order to participate you must:
have used Blogger for at least 2 months
be over 18 years old
have never worked for a blogging company
be able to drive to our offices in Mountain View, CA
be willing to sign our Usability Non-Disclosure Agreement
To volunteer, please send email to blogger.usability@gmail.com with Blogger Study in the subject and include:
phone number
email address
city in which you live
gender
URL of your blog
list of previous focus groups or user studies in which you've previously participated
Thanks for helping us improve Blogger!
Blogger.com is back to their usual nonsense...this time...they've severely dented their reputation as a company with serious intentions to promote Blogging worldwide by intentionally allowin only residents in California to dry-run their new Blogger.com features...wtf....fuckin biased bigots...are they sayin Americans in the middle and East coast are dumber than Americans in the West Coast? Or Europeans, Africans and Australiasians cant read fuckin English? Buy a fuckin vowel already Blogger.com! Dont insulate yourself from the millions of people worldwide who're usin your program! They wana be part of the beta phase too! And if you guys are so fuckin awesome...surely tinkerin with the system to allow online testin is viable no? Gosh...they sure know how to alienate their fans...
Here's what irked me:
Blogger User Testing
By watching our users use Blogger, we learn how to improve the product. The feedback we get from user testing participants directly informs the design of Blogger features.
If you're interested, here's the skinny:
Location: Google HQ in Mountain View, CA
Duration: about 1 hour
When: Friday, Oct. 8; Monday, Oct. 11 and Tuesday, Oct. 12 - during regular business hours
Compensation: $50
In order to participate you must:
have used Blogger for at least 2 months
be over 18 years old
have never worked for a blogging company
be able to drive to our offices in Mountain View, CA
be willing to sign our Usability Non-Disclosure Agreement
To volunteer, please send email to blogger.usability@gmail.com with Blogger Study in the subject and include:
phone number
email address
city in which you live
gender
URL of your blog
list of previous focus groups or user studies in which you've previously participated
Thanks for helping us improve Blogger!
Wednesday, October 6
Woot!
For all her wealth...Paris cant even afford to buy any panties...
*wipes sweat off brow* Ok that's it...ive long professed how fuckin attracted i am to Paris...now i can comfortably sit back as everyone agrees with me after seein this picture...
My masturbatin needs are complete...
For all her wealth...Paris cant even afford to buy any panties...
*wipes sweat off brow* Ok that's it...ive long professed how fuckin attracted i am to Paris...now i can comfortably sit back as everyone agrees with me after seein this picture...
My masturbatin needs are complete...
The Younger Simpson
I feel like more Hollywood mock/schlock/shock-fest today...so here goes...
People have their reservations bout Ashlee...most think she's dog ugly...and some have even compared her to Talkatoo Cockatoo of the favorite Hallmark children's program Zoobilee Zoo fame...
But i think Ashlee's just simply dang cute and somewhat...hot...yes...i couldnt give a rat's ass if she had her nose done...shoot...have you seen her doin her thang in her on/off boyfriend Ryan Cabrera's new video "On the way Down"??? My god...if i only had a chick lookin at me this way in the club...i'll cum in my pants...
I feel like more Hollywood mock/schlock/shock-fest today...so here goes...
People have their reservations bout Ashlee...most think she's dog ugly...and some have even compared her to Talkatoo Cockatoo of the favorite Hallmark children's program Zoobilee Zoo fame...
But i think Ashlee's just simply dang cute and somewhat...hot...yes...i couldnt give a rat's ass if she had her nose done...shoot...have you seen her doin her thang in her on/off boyfriend Ryan Cabrera's new video "On the way Down"??? My god...if i only had a chick lookin at me this way in the club...i'll cum in my pants...
Thoughts
Im in agony about decisions i make bout my career and life...
Surprised? Well dont be...there's just a lot more bout adrock2xander than what you've thought you already knew...part of me really wants to surrender to (for lack of a better term) the will of God...do what the universe directs me to do and have faith that it is what im supposed to be doin...walk the spiritual path (ok that sounds lame...but it's true)...strive to become a better and better person...love people...
Part of me thinks i can love people and become a better person no matter what i do...find a mate here...settle down...find the best job that im proud of and just be content....hell sometimes i even think that i should settle here in backwater Singapore (for all my gripes bout this country...this really is where i grew up...my family and most of my friends are here...this country has bound me up with fond memories over the last 25 years)...however ive grown very tired of this country...her people and her government...for every hand the government extends out to us i look at it as another attempt to insult my very Caucasian-ised intelligence...there's only so much Asian values such as fillial piety...respect for elders and bullshit that i can tolerate...
Part of me thinks i should strive for a really "meaningful" career...ive always told myself to quit my job when im 30 or 35...and leave for Eastern Europe and teach English...it's the greatest opportunity for me to travel and see the world...my network and view of the world is so small...i'd like to broaden it...
I have the voice which says i should go deep into my advertisin career...strive to become an Account Director...but..im too much of a big picture person to be unable to see that while tinkering with the minds of regular Joe with my colorful ads is fun...much of MY message is ill conceived and poorly delivered coz all ads are delivered to maximise profits these days...and at the unfortunate expense of genuine creativity...
And...there's my education to pursue...but THAT...is one story that will be told soon enough...i promise...right now im still workin on the schemetics of that...
As for now...the path chosen for me by God is leadin the way...it is also the scariest and the riskiest...but it's a risk i've gota take...as the decisions i make in the next 3 months are most likely to bring me what i feel i really need (intimacy...romantic love...and an education *HINT HINT*)...but...maybe that risk carries with it the chance of grand reward beyond anything i can see...for that...i think it is worth sacrificin what i have now...
Im in agony about decisions i make bout my career and life...
Surprised? Well dont be...there's just a lot more bout adrock2xander than what you've thought you already knew...part of me really wants to surrender to (for lack of a better term) the will of God...do what the universe directs me to do and have faith that it is what im supposed to be doin...walk the spiritual path (ok that sounds lame...but it's true)...strive to become a better and better person...love people...
Part of me thinks i can love people and become a better person no matter what i do...find a mate here...settle down...find the best job that im proud of and just be content....hell sometimes i even think that i should settle here in backwater Singapore (for all my gripes bout this country...this really is where i grew up...my family and most of my friends are here...this country has bound me up with fond memories over the last 25 years)...however ive grown very tired of this country...her people and her government...for every hand the government extends out to us i look at it as another attempt to insult my very Caucasian-ised intelligence...there's only so much Asian values such as fillial piety...respect for elders and bullshit that i can tolerate...
Part of me thinks i should strive for a really "meaningful" career...ive always told myself to quit my job when im 30 or 35...and leave for Eastern Europe and teach English...it's the greatest opportunity for me to travel and see the world...my network and view of the world is so small...i'd like to broaden it...
I have the voice which says i should go deep into my advertisin career...strive to become an Account Director...but..im too much of a big picture person to be unable to see that while tinkering with the minds of regular Joe with my colorful ads is fun...much of MY message is ill conceived and poorly delivered coz all ads are delivered to maximise profits these days...and at the unfortunate expense of genuine creativity...
And...there's my education to pursue...but THAT...is one story that will be told soon enough...i promise...right now im still workin on the schemetics of that...
As for now...the path chosen for me by God is leadin the way...it is also the scariest and the riskiest...but it's a risk i've gota take...as the decisions i make in the next 3 months are most likely to bring me what i feel i really need (intimacy...romantic love...and an education *HINT HINT*)...but...maybe that risk carries with it the chance of grand reward beyond anything i can see...for that...i think it is worth sacrificin what i have now...
Tuesday, October 5
American Idol fever hits Singapore!
The finalists of American Idol 3 arrived in Singapore over the weekend to perform in a one-night only concert for celebrity-starved Singaporeans...big whoop...i can now sit back and laugh at all the morons who've devoted the last 2 years of their lives followin a bunch of bathroom singers with record deals aspirations...honestly...for all it's big hoohaa...ive not sat down and watched an entire episode of any American Idol episodes...i honestly believe that goin up on air...live on national TV...sellin a package that reeks of fake and goody-2-shoes is one personality faux pas too many...
Im not even gona start writin on how lame the whole American Idol wave has plagued nations world-wide...wow is there no other way to become famous? Yay...im gona get on air...sing some lame songs that's penned by some artists who's past their sell-by dates...get into the last 20 (or 12...watever)...my hair's done by the stylist...my wardrobe's decided by the fashion guru...and wadya know...whether i qualify into the last 5 (?) or not depends on my fuckin skin color and the desperate finger punchin skills of mobile text messaging....
So...yay...im in the last 3...so what? As much as i hate watchin American Idol and all it's lame spawns...i make it a point to educate my pop culture awareness...and after some in-depth studyin...ive realised that the final 3 in every American Idol is a racial propoganda...look:
1) In American Idol 1...the last 3 were all whites...the media slammed the producers for protrayin the American demographics in a wrong light...the producers stayed indoors for awhile...plottin their revenge...
2) In American Idol 2...the last 3 were a big fat nigger...a skinny red neck...and some other person i couldnt give a flyin fuck about...wow the producers were really affected...
3) In American Idol 3...the producers took the racial propoganda a step further...and somehow got a nigger chick with big lips...a white girl who's dawg ugly...and a chink tryin real hard to look pretty with a flower in her hair...wow...
What next in American Idol 4? *Gasps* No whites in the last 3? 2 niggers and 1 chink? Nawwww....we'll see...
So...the finalists are here...and in an interview conducted by the Singapore press...the finalists revealed that they had no idea where Singapore was before they arrived...all they knew was "it's somewhere on the other side of the world"...hey stupid American fucks...i dont care how much you know bout your own country and how you think USA is the whole word...or how much you despise Canadians...but here's where Singapore is:
Now...let's do a close up:
Scroll your eyes right to the bottom of the map...right smack in the middle...see where that line connects 'S-I-N-G-A-P-O-R-E' to? Damn right! You dont say! That's Singapore!
It's strange how the finalists are makin Singapore the final stop outside of their gruellin 50-cities U.S and Canadian summer tour...ridiculous...49 other cities in their tour...and they could take time off to feed their bulgin pockets to travel half the world to pacify their screamin legion of fans here? Something's amiss i tell ya...there must be a catch...perhaps one of Singapore's Presidential interns in the White House is givin good lovin to President Bush as we speak...i dont know...*shrugs*
God forbid...the American Idol fever that threatens to take over the world would not continue for another 2 seasons...i just cant see how this cookie-cutter strategy to shell money out of parents' purses so as to fuel their children's music collection would help their daily livelihood...as it is...there're more important issues in U.S.A right now...the Kerry vs Bush show and the hurricanes' devastation of the East Coast come to mind...
Americans...and to a lesser extent...people around the world...i beseech you...please give Idol fever a borin bat of the eyelid...and live your life...fo sho...you dont want me to laugh myself silly when i catch you on the telly no?
The finalists of American Idol 3 arrived in Singapore over the weekend to perform in a one-night only concert for celebrity-starved Singaporeans...big whoop...i can now sit back and laugh at all the morons who've devoted the last 2 years of their lives followin a bunch of bathroom singers with record deals aspirations...honestly...for all it's big hoohaa...ive not sat down and watched an entire episode of any American Idol episodes...i honestly believe that goin up on air...live on national TV...sellin a package that reeks of fake and goody-2-shoes is one personality faux pas too many...
Im not even gona start writin on how lame the whole American Idol wave has plagued nations world-wide...wow is there no other way to become famous? Yay...im gona get on air...sing some lame songs that's penned by some artists who's past their sell-by dates...get into the last 20 (or 12...watever)...my hair's done by the stylist...my wardrobe's decided by the fashion guru...and wadya know...whether i qualify into the last 5 (?) or not depends on my fuckin skin color and the desperate finger punchin skills of mobile text messaging....
So...yay...im in the last 3...so what? As much as i hate watchin American Idol and all it's lame spawns...i make it a point to educate my pop culture awareness...and after some in-depth studyin...ive realised that the final 3 in every American Idol is a racial propoganda...look:
1) In American Idol 1...the last 3 were all whites...the media slammed the producers for protrayin the American demographics in a wrong light...the producers stayed indoors for awhile...plottin their revenge...
2) In American Idol 2...the last 3 were a big fat nigger...a skinny red neck...and some other person i couldnt give a flyin fuck about...wow the producers were really affected...
3) In American Idol 3...the producers took the racial propoganda a step further...and somehow got a nigger chick with big lips...a white girl who's dawg ugly...and a chink tryin real hard to look pretty with a flower in her hair...wow...
What next in American Idol 4? *Gasps* No whites in the last 3? 2 niggers and 1 chink? Nawwww....we'll see...
So...the finalists are here...and in an interview conducted by the Singapore press...the finalists revealed that they had no idea where Singapore was before they arrived...all they knew was "it's somewhere on the other side of the world"...hey stupid American fucks...i dont care how much you know bout your own country and how you think USA is the whole word...or how much you despise Canadians...but here's where Singapore is:
Now...let's do a close up:
Scroll your eyes right to the bottom of the map...right smack in the middle...see where that line connects 'S-I-N-G-A-P-O-R-E' to? Damn right! You dont say! That's Singapore!
It's strange how the finalists are makin Singapore the final stop outside of their gruellin 50-cities U.S and Canadian summer tour...ridiculous...49 other cities in their tour...and they could take time off to feed their bulgin pockets to travel half the world to pacify their screamin legion of fans here? Something's amiss i tell ya...there must be a catch...perhaps one of Singapore's Presidential interns in the White House is givin good lovin to President Bush as we speak...i dont know...*shrugs*
God forbid...the American Idol fever that threatens to take over the world would not continue for another 2 seasons...i just cant see how this cookie-cutter strategy to shell money out of parents' purses so as to fuel their children's music collection would help their daily livelihood...as it is...there're more important issues in U.S.A right now...the Kerry vs Bush show and the hurricanes' devastation of the East Coast come to mind...
Americans...and to a lesser extent...people around the world...i beseech you...please give Idol fever a borin bat of the eyelid...and live your life...fo sho...you dont want me to laugh myself silly when i catch you on the telly no?
Monday, October 4
A bike and contact lens story
So i cycled to work today...felt great...sweated buckets...loved how good i looked when im all sweaty...women dig that...yummy...
So i cycled home later...sweat was gettin into my right eye...my left hand went up to dry it...somehow my finger had a strange attraction to my contact lens...and shifted it...i blinked once...and to my horror i found ive lost my vision in my right eye...it's happened many times...and every time i find my contact had slipped into the nether region of my eye...but there's always this strange lingerin feelin of doubt...that the contact had popped out...and there's no way i would ever find it again...
So i cycled to the gas station...parked my bike next to the toilet...removed my bike gloves...washed my hands...and tried pryin my right eyelid open...fuck for the first time i panicked...i couldnt even see the contact anywhere...so i blinked...
And i blinked...
And i blinked more...
And i felt a sharp sting in my eye...
*Sigh of relief* Fuck the contact's still in my eye! *to the tunes of Backstreet Boy's crap-fest of a song 'Quit Playing Games With My Heart'* Quit playin games with my eye!
A combination of dextrous blinkin and finger shovin that's all callous and rough after years of contact lens dislodgin finally brough my contact back to it's intended position...
FFS...contact lenses pisses me off...
So i cycled to work today...felt great...sweated buckets...loved how good i looked when im all sweaty...women dig that...yummy...
So i cycled home later...sweat was gettin into my right eye...my left hand went up to dry it...somehow my finger had a strange attraction to my contact lens...and shifted it...i blinked once...and to my horror i found ive lost my vision in my right eye...it's happened many times...and every time i find my contact had slipped into the nether region of my eye...but there's always this strange lingerin feelin of doubt...that the contact had popped out...and there's no way i would ever find it again...
So i cycled to the gas station...parked my bike next to the toilet...removed my bike gloves...washed my hands...and tried pryin my right eyelid open...fuck for the first time i panicked...i couldnt even see the contact anywhere...so i blinked...
And i blinked...
And i blinked more...
And i felt a sharp sting in my eye...
*Sigh of relief* Fuck the contact's still in my eye! *to the tunes of Backstreet Boy's crap-fest of a song 'Quit Playing Games With My Heart'* Quit playin games with my eye!
A combination of dextrous blinkin and finger shovin that's all callous and rough after years of contact lens dislodgin finally brough my contact back to it's intended position...
FFS...contact lenses pisses me off...
Hey Britney...here's my prerogative...suck my dick!
So Britney Spears has a new music video...aptly called "My Prerogative"...im sure she has issues...like how much money she has to put aside to pay her bills...her groceries...her monthly upkeep...savings policy...yeah...she sure has some prerogative...now everyone's learnt a new word...and 'prerogative' is now the coolest word in teenspeak...
Her own idealisms aside...im sure she wants people to look at her...talk bout her...or even think of her in their own little way...i mean...the lyrics justify all that...but watch the video...and you'll think otherwise...just look at the pictures of the video...
All i wana do is tell her to stfu bout her own prerogatives...and fuck me hard...hell...with her lookin all firm and sexy like that...the meanin and message of her song just goes flyin out of the window...which is followed by her bra and panties while i ravage her silly...
MMMmmmm...Britney...*evil smirk*
So Britney Spears has a new music video...aptly called "My Prerogative"...im sure she has issues...like how much money she has to put aside to pay her bills...her groceries...her monthly upkeep...savings policy...yeah...she sure has some prerogative...now everyone's learnt a new word...and 'prerogative' is now the coolest word in teenspeak...
Her own idealisms aside...im sure she wants people to look at her...talk bout her...or even think of her in their own little way...i mean...the lyrics justify all that...but watch the video...and you'll think otherwise...just look at the pictures of the video...
All i wana do is tell her to stfu bout her own prerogatives...and fuck me hard...hell...with her lookin all firm and sexy like that...the meanin and message of her song just goes flyin out of the window...which is followed by her bra and panties while i ravage her silly...
MMMmmmm...Britney...*evil smirk*
Sunday, October 3
FUCK!
Fuck why does Blogger like doin this? Ive just posted a long ass post bout my weekend and the page failed to fuckin appear...I cant believe ive wasted the last hour on nothing!
Fuck why does Blogger like doin this? Ive just posted a long ass post bout my weekend and the page failed to fuckin appear...I cant believe ive wasted the last hour on nothing!
I hate weekends! I love sports!
Weekends these days are reduced to a wasted 60 hours for me these days...i cant explain it...but spendin an average of 12 hours on weekdays to work just simply saps me of any energy that a young man needs to party hard on weekends...lately all i do on weekends is sleep...laze...watch TV...troll on the Internet...climb the ladder on Warcraft 3...eat heaps...get fat...laze even more...gosh i enjoy being a couch potato...
So i bust my ass for 5 days straight...lookin forward for the relentless R&R that is the weekends...only to waste it on personal time...and before i know it...when ive had enough of that...and intend to head on down to the movies...it's god-damned Monday again...fuck! Is there no time for people these days to take a chill pill? Why do people work 5days week and get a mieserable 2days for rest? It makes no sense...
It gets worse...goin back to work...it's the same old hullabaloo and run-of-the-mill routine that i could practically do with my eyes close...work gets really monotonous...ive trouble stayin awake...and all i really wana do is stay home and laze more...sleep more...gosh...
I've thought bout it over the weekend...and i believe ive found the solution to my expandin waistline (lol...)...i need to start cyclin to work again...my poor old baby's just lyin in the corner of my home lookin pretty...with noone to admire her...i think bout it...it's close to 2 months now since ive sweated it out to work...god that's a long time...i suppose my lethargy's mostly due to my inactivity...
That's not how i am really...i was an active member of the swimmin club from 14years old to 16years old...football's a huge part of my everyday life...so great was my passion for football...i'd remain after classes just to kick them balls inspite of a loomin examinations the very next day...i'll report for class the next day...all misty eyed...barely rememberin what my brain has crammed into just an hour back...god knows how i passed my examinations lol...
Then there was badminton...my dad was a National Champion for Malaysia back in his hey-days...suffice to say i learnt from the best...every other week you would spot me at the public courts swattin some feathers...
I've almost forgotten athletics...much to my chagrin...due to my asthmatic condition...my parents forbade me to join the athletics club...they've this ridiculous fear that i'd collapse on the track while puttin through my paces...not to say that i found it as a stumblin block...my parent's decision actually inspired me to push myself even further...the family's genetic nature made it difficult for me to excel at long distance...but i found short distance sprintin and jumpin a breeze...
Sittin proudly on my shelves are over a dozen trophies and medals ive won in my High School days...it's silly to keep them for they bear no academic purposes...but they're a part of me...just lookin at them reminds me of what i could physically do in spite of my physical limitations...
These days...when i think back of how FAT ive become...i feel a huge sense of disgust...i honestly need to get on the active track again...
Here's a large chocolate bar and a latte with extra cream to that...
Weekends these days are reduced to a wasted 60 hours for me these days...i cant explain it...but spendin an average of 12 hours on weekdays to work just simply saps me of any energy that a young man needs to party hard on weekends...lately all i do on weekends is sleep...laze...watch TV...troll on the Internet...climb the ladder on Warcraft 3...eat heaps...get fat...laze even more...gosh i enjoy being a couch potato...
So i bust my ass for 5 days straight...lookin forward for the relentless R&R that is the weekends...only to waste it on personal time...and before i know it...when ive had enough of that...and intend to head on down to the movies...it's god-damned Monday again...fuck! Is there no time for people these days to take a chill pill? Why do people work 5days week and get a mieserable 2days for rest? It makes no sense...
It gets worse...goin back to work...it's the same old hullabaloo and run-of-the-mill routine that i could practically do with my eyes close...work gets really monotonous...ive trouble stayin awake...and all i really wana do is stay home and laze more...sleep more...gosh...
I've thought bout it over the weekend...and i believe ive found the solution to my expandin waistline (lol...)...i need to start cyclin to work again...my poor old baby's just lyin in the corner of my home lookin pretty...with noone to admire her...i think bout it...it's close to 2 months now since ive sweated it out to work...god that's a long time...i suppose my lethargy's mostly due to my inactivity...
That's not how i am really...i was an active member of the swimmin club from 14years old to 16years old...football's a huge part of my everyday life...so great was my passion for football...i'd remain after classes just to kick them balls inspite of a loomin examinations the very next day...i'll report for class the next day...all misty eyed...barely rememberin what my brain has crammed into just an hour back...god knows how i passed my examinations lol...
Then there was badminton...my dad was a National Champion for Malaysia back in his hey-days...suffice to say i learnt from the best...every other week you would spot me at the public courts swattin some feathers...
I've almost forgotten athletics...much to my chagrin...due to my asthmatic condition...my parents forbade me to join the athletics club...they've this ridiculous fear that i'd collapse on the track while puttin through my paces...not to say that i found it as a stumblin block...my parent's decision actually inspired me to push myself even further...the family's genetic nature made it difficult for me to excel at long distance...but i found short distance sprintin and jumpin a breeze...
Sittin proudly on my shelves are over a dozen trophies and medals ive won in my High School days...it's silly to keep them for they bear no academic purposes...but they're a part of me...just lookin at them reminds me of what i could physically do in spite of my physical limitations...
These days...when i think back of how FAT ive become...i feel a huge sense of disgust...i honestly need to get on the active track again...
Here's a large chocolate bar and a latte with extra cream to that...
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Saturday, October 2
Dress
Cool dress...now...i just need it to make it relevant to the Singapore political scene...*ahem*
Cool dress...now...i just need it to make it relevant to the Singapore political scene...*ahem*
Fridays are best for...
...sleepin in the office...
...toyin with the camera functions and takin pictures of Bobby with flash...
...wakin Bobby up while it's tryin to sleep...
...teachin Bobby the finer arts of lookin cool with a cigarette...
...posin with a bored Bobby...
...sleepin in the office...
...toyin with the camera functions and takin pictures of Bobby with flash...
...wakin Bobby up while it's tryin to sleep...
...teachin Bobby the finer arts of lookin cool with a cigarette...
...posin with a bored Bobby...
Friday, October 1
Porn
Detained...a man is taken into custody; another leaves the East Perth lockup after allegedly being in possession of child pornography.
The Australian police made news this mornin worldwide with the arrest of more than 190 people in a massive nationwide crackdown on Internet child pornography linked to organised crime in eastern Europe...noone was spared in the operation...my eyebrows were raised when the police invaded over 400 premises includin policemen...doctors...armed forces members...government officials...an owner of three childcare centers...and this pastor...
What a huge irony...the people parents entrust their children to for safe and good upbringin are the very people their kids should stay away from...
It gets better...hundreds of personal computers containin more than 2 million images...some as young as 2-years-old...were seized in the raids...2!!! OMFG...2-years-old!!! FFS these men need to be arrested...flogged in public and hung out to dry in the sun...paedophilia is one thing...but a 2-year-old is just wrong...what sick...twisted mind could possibly entice a man into forcin himself onto a 2-year-old girl/boy?
Detained...a man is taken into custody; another leaves the East Perth lockup after allegedly being in possession of child pornography.
The Australian police made news this mornin worldwide with the arrest of more than 190 people in a massive nationwide crackdown on Internet child pornography linked to organised crime in eastern Europe...noone was spared in the operation...my eyebrows were raised when the police invaded over 400 premises includin policemen...doctors...armed forces members...government officials...an owner of three childcare centers...and this pastor...
What a huge irony...the people parents entrust their children to for safe and good upbringin are the very people their kids should stay away from...
It gets better...hundreds of personal computers containin more than 2 million images...some as young as 2-years-old...were seized in the raids...2!!! OMFG...2-years-old!!! FFS these men need to be arrested...flogged in public and hung out to dry in the sun...paedophilia is one thing...but a 2-year-old is just wrong...what sick...twisted mind could possibly entice a man into forcin himself onto a 2-year-old girl/boy?
On the tenth month of 2004 my true love said to me...
It's the first day of October...that only means one thing...
OKTOBERFEST!
It's the first day of October...that only means one thing...
OKTOBERFEST!
micheLe and more women
This post is dedicated to the woman of my dreams...my love and my life...for everythin that makes a woman...it cant make my woman...micheLe...this is for you...
Perhaps it's the current state of mind i am in...perhaps it's the train of thought ive been buildin up without interruptions for the longest while...it most possibly could be due to micheLe...but whatever the case is ive decided to blog another post on women...
I havnt been able to stop thinkin bout women the moment i discovered the difference between man and woman...as far as im concerned...they make my world...oh wait...the world go round...there's no denyin it...have you ever seen the gentle curves of a beautiful woman? Holy smokes...there's nothin quite as perfect as the shape of the female body...in a sundress by the river durin summer...or glowin like the perfect creation when she's naked with you in bed...be it a few pounds overweight or even a few pounds too light...a beautiful woman never fails to have a profound effect on me...
Beautiful women have this curve...this aura...this sensual appeal that can drive even the strongest man to the edge of sanity in a matter of mere seconds...hell i dont need seconds...one second is enough to warrant John a livin ball of jittery nerves...
How bout age? As far as im concerned it doesnt matter and never will be a problem to me...the younger chicks will always have their appeal...what with their firm and supple skin and breasts...their youthful exuberance...and sometimes...just sometimes...the thought of bangin a young chick turns any men on...
It's not to say the beautiful women in their 30s dont stand a chance either...some of the most beautiful women i know are in the 30s...what they lack in youth and the 'virgin factor' they make it up in spades...absolutely perfect in every way...God's gift to imperfect men...more mature and sensual...experienced in the ways of the world...not to mention a fat pay cheque :O
The rare women in their 40s and 50s who still turns head will go down in history as beauties that defy logic and generations of evolvin beauty...a beautiful woman is discovered everyday...but it's the women who're still talked about years after their prime who'll flat out hurt men...in a good way of coz...
Let's get this straight...in my opinion...a truly beautiful woman doesnt have to look like a supermodel...in fact...i'd prefer that they didnt...i could be lyin...perhaps im not...but imho...beauty is more than just skin deep...it's somethin that i cant explain on paper but...i'd know one when i see her...
When i see a truly beautiful woman walk into a room...it's somethin that rivals the birth of the Heavens...Time stops...i stop...everythin stops...the world just revolves around them...even the walls are mesmerized by this woman...
A beautiful woman is somethin that should be savored and taken in...as one would with a fine wine...some of them actually have the ability to light up the room as they walk in...back in my teens i knew of one girlfriend of mine that could do this...she knew it...and played up to it...and while every women in the room raise the jealousy and envious level ten-fold...the men were driven to an animalistic passion that is indescribable and unstoppable...akin to mentally tastin her...
To be able to watch a woman's movements and take in her lines and the air she breathes as she walks by is somethin that most people dont fully understand...i think it takes a true professional of a man to appreciate a beautiful woman...for those who dont...i truly do pity you...
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Several years back...as luck would have it i got to know this woman that was so indescribably beautiful...she raised my heart rate every single time i saw her...we became friends...but the Man up there had a plan for her...so she had to leave the country...leavin me to fend for myself in...so many peculiarities and coincidences pointed to us eventually datin...but we were just too absorbed to realise it...
This year i had the opportune moment to understand...know and eventually trust her...and somehow fuzzy feelings developed...i just wanted to touch her...that perfect skin...that beautiful shape...although sometimes i believe beautiful really wouldnt be a just way to describe her...stunning...Earth-shattering or irresistible perhaps? It's been almost 3 months since ive seen her in the flesh...i wonder how she is now...i do miss her...
How could i tell that she was truly beautiful? She'll probably laugh if she reads this...but she was so heart-renderingly beautiful when she woke up...when i look into her eyes...it hits me...hits me hard...harder than a truck hittin me at 60mph...not that i know how that feels...but i just know it...i know that im in love when i look into those eyes and...no matter how many times ive looked into them before...the same thing happens...my very soul has just been unlocked...my heart does the 100M sprint and i know that...at that very moment...i'll devote my entire life towards the pleasure and happiness of this exquisite woman...
My love...provided it's not too late...call me when you've read this...
This post is dedicated to the woman of my dreams...my love and my life...for everythin that makes a woman...it cant make my woman...micheLe...this is for you...
Perhaps it's the current state of mind i am in...perhaps it's the train of thought ive been buildin up without interruptions for the longest while...it most possibly could be due to micheLe...but whatever the case is ive decided to blog another post on women...
I havnt been able to stop thinkin bout women the moment i discovered the difference between man and woman...as far as im concerned...they make my world...oh wait...the world go round...there's no denyin it...have you ever seen the gentle curves of a beautiful woman? Holy smokes...there's nothin quite as perfect as the shape of the female body...in a sundress by the river durin summer...or glowin like the perfect creation when she's naked with you in bed...be it a few pounds overweight or even a few pounds too light...a beautiful woman never fails to have a profound effect on me...
Beautiful women have this curve...this aura...this sensual appeal that can drive even the strongest man to the edge of sanity in a matter of mere seconds...hell i dont need seconds...one second is enough to warrant John a livin ball of jittery nerves...
How bout age? As far as im concerned it doesnt matter and never will be a problem to me...the younger chicks will always have their appeal...what with their firm and supple skin and breasts...their youthful exuberance...and sometimes...just sometimes...the thought of bangin a young chick turns any men on...
It's not to say the beautiful women in their 30s dont stand a chance either...some of the most beautiful women i know are in the 30s...what they lack in youth and the 'virgin factor' they make it up in spades...absolutely perfect in every way...God's gift to imperfect men...more mature and sensual...experienced in the ways of the world...not to mention a fat pay cheque :O
The rare women in their 40s and 50s who still turns head will go down in history as beauties that defy logic and generations of evolvin beauty...a beautiful woman is discovered everyday...but it's the women who're still talked about years after their prime who'll flat out hurt men...in a good way of coz...
Let's get this straight...in my opinion...a truly beautiful woman doesnt have to look like a supermodel...in fact...i'd prefer that they didnt...i could be lyin...perhaps im not...but imho...beauty is more than just skin deep...it's somethin that i cant explain on paper but...i'd know one when i see her...
When i see a truly beautiful woman walk into a room...it's somethin that rivals the birth of the Heavens...Time stops...i stop...everythin stops...the world just revolves around them...even the walls are mesmerized by this woman...
A beautiful woman is somethin that should be savored and taken in...as one would with a fine wine...some of them actually have the ability to light up the room as they walk in...back in my teens i knew of one girlfriend of mine that could do this...she knew it...and played up to it...and while every women in the room raise the jealousy and envious level ten-fold...the men were driven to an animalistic passion that is indescribable and unstoppable...akin to mentally tastin her...
To be able to watch a woman's movements and take in her lines and the air she breathes as she walks by is somethin that most people dont fully understand...i think it takes a true professional of a man to appreciate a beautiful woman...for those who dont...i truly do pity you...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Several years back...as luck would have it i got to know this woman that was so indescribably beautiful...she raised my heart rate every single time i saw her...we became friends...but the Man up there had a plan for her...so she had to leave the country...leavin me to fend for myself in...so many peculiarities and coincidences pointed to us eventually datin...but we were just too absorbed to realise it...
This year i had the opportune moment to understand...know and eventually trust her...and somehow fuzzy feelings developed...i just wanted to touch her...that perfect skin...that beautiful shape...although sometimes i believe beautiful really wouldnt be a just way to describe her...stunning...Earth-shattering or irresistible perhaps? It's been almost 3 months since ive seen her in the flesh...i wonder how she is now...i do miss her...
How could i tell that she was truly beautiful? She'll probably laugh if she reads this...but she was so heart-renderingly beautiful when she woke up...when i look into her eyes...it hits me...hits me hard...harder than a truck hittin me at 60mph...not that i know how that feels...but i just know it...i know that im in love when i look into those eyes and...no matter how many times ive looked into them before...the same thing happens...my very soul has just been unlocked...my heart does the 100M sprint and i know that...at that very moment...i'll devote my entire life towards the pleasure and happiness of this exquisite woman...
My love...provided it's not too late...call me when you've read this...
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