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So...Superman died this week...while everyone laments his sudden passin...im just gona highlight some of the jokes that has been directed at Superman since his ill-fated accident that left him wheelchair bound...scores of these awful "jokes" being circulated on the internet about him...many of which can be found here...

Whoever wrote these horrible and tasteless Christopher Reeve jokes ought to be shot...but truth be told...the jokes are very funny...no wait...LMFAO funny...ive collected the jokes i found online in an effort to help us all with the healing process...sometimes laughter is the best balm in times of grief...Goodbye Christopher.

What's the difference between O.J. and Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Reeve got the Electric Chair, and OJ walked .

How does Christopher Reeve play hockey?
He doesn't.

Who does Christopher Reeve want to be?
Christopher Walken.

What's black and sits at the top of the steps?
Chris Reeve after a house fire.

How do you stop Christopher Reeve from moving?
Tape his mouth shut.

What’s the difference between Christopher Reeve and a useless sack of poop?
Nothing.

Stick your tongue out.
Move it up and down.
Relax.
Now move it left and right.
Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeve workout.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar...
badda bing!

What song was not allowed to be played at Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Stairway to Heaven.

What other song was barred from Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Walk this Way.

What’s the only good thing about Christopher Reeve dying?
Steven Hawking gets a better parking spot.

Now go shoot yourself in the head for laughin so hard...