Monday, January 30

 
adrock2xander Fires Back

The Misfit

Eagle-eyed perusers of comments on Outrageous. Beautiful. Misfit. might have noticed...in the last week...a racy post i wrote has attracted enough flak to garner 32 comments...ive had regular friends sendin out a 'Wtf is goin on?' on MSN Messenger to 'What did you write this time?' from micheLe...the post has been so fascinating...i thought i should give it a little more prominence...

Without being too presumptious...here's a take: Hardcore or more casual readers will conveniently pick out 'shameless', 'arrogant', 'honest & interesting', 'rude', 'controversial' and 'daring' as words to actively describe my online persona...

Friends ive made over the years will also pick out 'sincere', 'flamboyant', 'annoying', 'fun', 'arrogant prick', 'trustworthy', 'colorful' and 'party animal' as words to vividly describe my personality and characteristics...

So it pains me to see so much criticism and attention being given to Outrageous. Beautiful. Misfit. in the last week...ive had over 900 hits in 60 hours...my ego isnt equipped to handle so much love and fan mail...

Since several camps of people have taken an instant likin and adoration for my very private thoughts and unintelligible English...i'll now grant them what they all wish...a reply from the superstar himself...adrock2xander...

Without goin too much into detail...let's just say i read a post on actress Meg Ryan's decision to adopt Chinese kids to call her own...the author had mentioned with jest how Meg would teach the Chinese kid to shoot fire from his/her eyes...i read the post and joked that Chinese are ugly...and his fireballs will miss due to his slanty eyes...while supportin the need to adopt more parent-less kids from war-torn Eastern Europe...

Of course...the great debacle ensues...ive now been labelled 'racist', 'fag', 'homosexual', 'disgrace', 'faggot', 'ass', 'immature', 'ignorant', 'unoriginal' and the most heinous crime of all...a 'poor writer'...

Wow my fans truly love me...such flowery proses and words to describe me...and comin from people who spent less than a minute to appreciate my blog...i know my talent is not only innate...but also due to my dextrous use of words...

I thank you all for your fan mails and presents...it's fans like you who give me the belief to work even harder...

There's a sayin that goes like this, "The only thing worse than bad publicity is no publicity." I wished i could disagree with that but hey...900 hits cant be wrong yeah? There is no such thing as bad publicity...i grew up all along knowin all publicity is always good for exposure...and publicity will always get me more name-recognition and adoration...so who's complainin?

To all of my detractors out there...if id known you're gona dribble this much i'd have given you a bath towel...it amuses me to find immature people of all races and colors exist within a shallow community that's been dissected and flayed by an unforgivin media...as such...i simply do not need to justify your claims...

Your pathetic insignificance aside...i wish to defend myself against some of the more inflammatory accusations...as like you...i have pride...and pride alone shall be my testimonial here...for my loyal followers deserve at least that much of appreciation...

"Adrockxsander is just being a fag cause he's ugly and no hot asian chicks want to fuck him. He probably has to resort to animals."
One, ive dated and fucked more girls of all races in your entire lifetime. Two, what's wrong with homosexuality? Are you a fuckin homophobe? Are you just quotin the Bible to justify your hatred of homosexuals? Then again, why are you masturbatin to lesbian porn? Double standards? If anyone deserves to fuck an animal it's you. Third, beastiality is wrong. Just wrong. Forth, spell my name right. I am God and you are a peon.

"oh my god!! I can't believe you are a Singaporean.. although I know we singaporeans are known for steorotyping, I didn't know that there can be people like you who would go through such extent. I am utterly embarrassed by you.. I thought you are some white guy living in Australia.. but you turn out to be a white-wash Singaporean Chinese living in Australia.. you are such a disgrace to Singapore.. You must be very inferior.. I feel so sorry for you.. Its because you have low self-esteem and that's why you are so against your own race.. I feel sorry that you are born in Singapore.. if Singpoare has disgrace you so much, then you must have made a good choice by going to Australia.. and I hope that you can stay there for the rest of your life and don't come back to Singapore to pollute our country.. Thank you very much.."
Im not born in Singapore...im from Malaysia but was unfortunate enough to grow up in Singapore...im appalled by your complete ignorance...just like how an American isnt always white or a Caucasian doesnt always speak English...I suppose you're another trainload of babies genetically engineered by the Singapore Government to think and speak alike? That ALL Singaporeans are born in Singapore? LOL...you embarass me...please pass the peas...

"Do you honestly think asian girls are ugly? They happen to be the hottest out there. Kristin Kreuk? Kelly Hu?"
Kristin Kreuk is one of my
Top 10 Most Beautiful Women...if i werent so busy masturbatin to my beautiful girlfriend i'll masturbate to Kristin every night. Kristin isnt even an Asian. She's half Dutch and half Indonesian Chinese..which makes her an Eurasian you dingbat. And Kelly Hu is of Chinese, Hawaiian and English heritage. So she isnt Asian either. Well i never liked her anyway. I reckon she's fuckin ugly. To each his own. In future please learn to read my blog before you whip out your small penis.

"you're such an ass. as desperate as you are in trying to be "controversial"... you'll only come off as an ignorant, immature try-hard. fuckin get a life. your writing is shit... nothing you say makes any sense, everything reeks of unoriginality... not wit."
I do have a life. It's better than yours. It's called 'givin up your life in Singapore for a greater cause in another country.' It's a dream ive had for 8 years. My dream came true. And im livin and lovin every minute of it. Did yours? Or was gettin raped by 3 men last night your idea of a life?

Strange...as adrock2xander...ive been called all kinds of names but 'racist' simply takes the cake...so im Asian...yes i get that...i like bashin Asians on my blog...simply because a large majority of Asians embarass me to no end with their continued acceptance of how the western media portrays them...their inability to speak English...their embarassin public displays of spitting (very very China-man behaviour) and the way they stick to the own people like a fuckin herd of sheep...they dont mix around...they eat their own food...they make no attempt to assimilate (in Australia's case) with the white people and talk loudly in their fuckin language...i'd love to tell them that they're now in another country where there're other laws and regulations...people like their privacy...so stop doin what you're doin...and look around you...

I am a cranky social misfit...my shameless adulations and savage skewering on myself is built upon years of rejection as a child...come to think of it...as much as i hated my youth...im lovin what the trauma does to me now...i know im not perfect...and not being perfect makes me laugh...i feel that my ability to analyse serious issues with a little humor is a trait that makes me stand out from a lot of Asians...i am naturally flamboyant and in-your-face...i love challengin authorities and pushin the Asian barrier to new frontiers...for every sorry ass Asian who still has a 'White Master Colonising My Land' complex...i will stand up for them (and laugh at them on my blog)...im not afraid to speak up and tell off a white man who thinks his subtle racism is infectious...i will tell you if your body odor's affectin my mood...i will tell you if im not interested in buyin your stupid toy...i will give you my honest assessment of your size if you're fat...i will be politically incorrect as i have nothing to lose and everything to gain......this reason alone is why i...unlike you fuckin chickens out there...left my URL on the comments...knowin fully the repurcussions...i guess most of you couldnt handle rejection...well look who has the pussy and who touches himself to sleep every night?

It's also strangely morbid...how as an Asian makin fun of other Asians...i get told off by almost everyone...wtf...am i not entitled to my own opinions? Am i supposed to act like a pathetic docile Asian and sit by the side and take crap from White Supremists like the previous generations of Asians have done? A lot of my Asian-bashin material are personal experiences as a very Westernised Asian man growin up in Asia....when Chris Rock makes fun of his own Black people in Def Jam Comedy or stand ups...people of all colors laugh coz it's just so damn fuckin funny (im a fan of Chris Rock myself)...yet when adrock2xander pokes fun of his own race it's wrong and racist? LOL i hope you pricks out there see the irony there and start questionin your education...perhaps there're more White hicks and rednecks out there that i'll like...

I like Asian-bashin...and i'll continue to do so coz it makes me laugh at my own race's inadequacies...for every other person out there...White, Black, Yellow or what not...who laughs along with me...i'll gladly buy you a beer...

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