Tuesday, May 24

 
Male Nipples? No Thanks!

Says here...that when severely aroused...men actually
lactate durin sexual intercourse...

Imagine that...male breast milk!

Ive always been interested in nipples and breasts...this fascination of all things round began at the age of 10...when i realised...while lyin in bed one day...that strokin the nipple really lightly and squeezin it every other moment...you feel like ya on top of the world...flyin even...and my hands arent even in my pants yet...

Female breasts aside (which ive covered in an
earlier post)...ive always wondered why men were given the strangest body parts of all - nipples...

Nipples on a man serve no function...no purpose at all...they dont provide aural (and indeed...oral) pleasures the way a woman's breast does...they fail to represent a man's manliness...and they definitely arent the first things a woman looks at when men take part in a wet tee shirt contest!

Male nipples are a pleasant waste of time...pleasant coz they're a good indicator of the temperature around us...not sure if it's cold enough to bring a sweater? Step outside in the open and expose ya nipples to the harsh environment...if ya nipples engorge and harden...no doubt about it...it's cold...

Another reason i could think of with my limited *coughs* sexual experience *coughs* is how male nipples facilitate in sexual foreplay...i cant think of any male who wouldnt like their partner...male or female...to bite...lick and suck their nipple in every imaginable manner possible...

And how bout those men who pierce their nipples? These blokes have no need to wear a bra like female do...there's no need to lift their prized assets to a 36D...so why the heck do men pierce their friggin nipples? Im all for self-mutilation and weird fashion...but i fail to see how a silver key chain hangin from ya left boob turns you on...

Until the day men can truly use their breast milk as a good substitution for women's breast milk...i reckon all men should remove their nipples...

Sue me...


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