Sunday, September 5
Boobies!
This is a thread on breasts.
Yes...the breasts all straight men have come to grow very fond of the moment we turn 12...the breasts we all stare at perpetually when we encounter women...the breasts women become fixated with at the lack of/excess of...the reason why women spend $80 for some wire and cotton...a body part that's whipped up enough controversy over the over-exposure of and feedin a baby with...mmmm i believe everyone knows what breasts are...
You cant see advertisin...television...videos...music or magazines without being overexposed to breasts...yet...believe it or not...within the last decade..the average bra size for Asian women has increased from 32B to 34B...WTF??? Im not complainin bout small boobs here...geeez ive always thought that chicks with boobs i could just cup nicely in my hands were just bout right...but 34B is the average???? No fuckin way...
Hormonal effects of birth control pills and a large diet not withstandin...I have several grievances bout the women's mammaries...ok so I know it’s hot in Singapore all year round...so why in God's name do petite and small Asian women with mounds of flesh flat enough for a plane to take off still bother wearin bras? The added piece of clothin not just adds to the heat buildup in the torso area...but like a Muslim extremists blowin himself up with a bomb adhered to him...how uncomfortable it is to have somethin strapped onto you...why cant women just go topless??
I know men out there enjoy the boobies...i mean...what a sight...naturally nice boobs always fit well into any tee shirt...and the nipples stickin out...like some 'lil peephole...hell I find myself sometimes having boob envy...i wished i had boobs! No parts of a body's anatomy been more dissected...scrutinised and analysed than breasts...imagine if i had breasts! More people would notice me! But i digress...
Growin up in 'Flat-Land'...i have seen way more boobs that should be happily exposed for the world to see...i dont know why Asian women even bother wearin that sorry excuse of an arm sling...i think...in my whole lifetime...i can count...with both hands...the number of Chinese women ive seen with breasts bigger than my fists...God...conservative society or not...dont these women have enough decency to shower good ol' TLC on the most desired (well...second most desired LOL) part of their body? As if wearin a bra wasnt detrimental and a potential life hazard to their health already...havent they heard of the Pencil Test???
At the risk of soundin too knowledgeable...let me expound the Pencil Test in plain simple English...
A simple way to determine if you need a bra
Step 1: Stand upright and topless in front of a mirror with your shoulders back in a proper posture position
Step 2: Take a pencil and slide it under the crease of your boob.
Step 3: If the pencil stays in place under your boob...you've passed the Pencil Test...if not...you've failed so please go bra-less already!
I do not have to mention again how uncomfortable bras are...and Singapore's summer conditions takes out all the fun in wearin one altogether...but please...if you have failed the Pencil Test...dont make me stand in the corner with a bullhorn to tell you to go braless...small breasted women around the world should declare a day as 'Let's Go Bra-less Day'...yeah they should...
Then we have the women who breastfeed in public...so...what gives managements in public buildings and people out havin a good time the rights to tell off a lovin mother who's feedin her hungry baby? Even in 'fag-land of a Government' Singapore...rules on breastfeedin have been relaxed over the last 2 years...facilitatin the mother and child bondin aside...people need to know that the the naturally produced milk offers unique benefits that normal milk cannot provide...
But of course...not all mothers breastfeed...some mothers cant breastfeed due to medical reasons...some cant afford to take time off from work...but mostly...i believe it's the social attitudes towards breastfeedin in public that's scarin the women back into the house...
Why are some people...no wait...most people so hostile to public breasfeedin? So what's wrong with feedin your baby? Im just grateful that they're FEEDING their young and not EATING their young (LOL...)I cant have seen more than 5 women in my lifetime doin a God given rights...but each time i would smile at the mom...quietly happy for the mom who's brave enough to stand up to this world that spells hyprocrisy with the capital H...
I guess women's breasts are somehow...viewed presumptively...as sexual in Caucasian countries...and perhaps...taboo and dirty in Third World and lesser countries...a movie with frontal nudity would warrant an 'Above 18' certification...but walk around the streets and you see sex shops with crude images of women that leaves nothin to the imagination callin out for male customers...
Janet Jackson's now infamous performance aside...i think far too many women are uncomfortable at the thought of nursin their baby in public and this discomfort stems from the 'indecency' to bear one's breast in a sexual way...
I dont get it...to breastfeed is the purest and most beautiful act to show how much you care and love your hungry baby...yet the presence of other people with the mother...regardless those people are strangers or people she knows would invite heckles and loud disapprovals...geez...if forcin a mom to choose between stayin home and givin up her social life at the expense of givin up on breastfeedin is the only option for most close-minded Earthlings...i daresay...let's all censor the word/visual/images/thoughts 'breasts'...now wouldnt that have far greater implications on the decision to expose one's nipples for entertainment...or to feed a growin child?
This is a thread on breasts.
Yes...the breasts all straight men have come to grow very fond of the moment we turn 12...the breasts we all stare at perpetually when we encounter women...the breasts women become fixated with at the lack of/excess of...the reason why women spend $80 for some wire and cotton...a body part that's whipped up enough controversy over the over-exposure of and feedin a baby with...mmmm i believe everyone knows what breasts are...
You cant see advertisin...television...videos...music or magazines without being overexposed to breasts...yet...believe it or not...within the last decade..the average bra size for Asian women has increased from 32B to 34B...WTF??? Im not complainin bout small boobs here...geeez ive always thought that chicks with boobs i could just cup nicely in my hands were just bout right...but 34B is the average???? No fuckin way...
Hormonal effects of birth control pills and a large diet not withstandin...I have several grievances bout the women's mammaries...ok so I know it’s hot in Singapore all year round...so why in God's name do petite and small Asian women with mounds of flesh flat enough for a plane to take off still bother wearin bras? The added piece of clothin not just adds to the heat buildup in the torso area...but like a Muslim extremists blowin himself up with a bomb adhered to him...how uncomfortable it is to have somethin strapped onto you...why cant women just go topless??
I know men out there enjoy the boobies...i mean...what a sight...naturally nice boobs always fit well into any tee shirt...and the nipples stickin out...like some 'lil peephole...hell I find myself sometimes having boob envy...i wished i had boobs! No parts of a body's anatomy been more dissected...scrutinised and analysed than breasts...imagine if i had breasts! More people would notice me! But i digress...
Growin up in 'Flat-Land'...i have seen way more boobs that should be happily exposed for the world to see...i dont know why Asian women even bother wearin that sorry excuse of an arm sling...i think...in my whole lifetime...i can count...with both hands...the number of Chinese women ive seen with breasts bigger than my fists...God...conservative society or not...dont these women have enough decency to shower good ol' TLC on the most desired (well...second most desired LOL) part of their body? As if wearin a bra wasnt detrimental and a potential life hazard to their health already...havent they heard of the Pencil Test???
At the risk of soundin too knowledgeable...let me expound the Pencil Test in plain simple English...
A simple way to determine if you need a bra
Step 1: Stand upright and topless in front of a mirror with your shoulders back in a proper posture position
Step 2: Take a pencil and slide it under the crease of your boob.
Step 3: If the pencil stays in place under your boob...you've passed the Pencil Test...if not...you've failed so please go bra-less already!
I do not have to mention again how uncomfortable bras are...and Singapore's summer conditions takes out all the fun in wearin one altogether...but please...if you have failed the Pencil Test...dont make me stand in the corner with a bullhorn to tell you to go braless...small breasted women around the world should declare a day as 'Let's Go Bra-less Day'...yeah they should...
Then we have the women who breastfeed in public...so...what gives managements in public buildings and people out havin a good time the rights to tell off a lovin mother who's feedin her hungry baby? Even in 'fag-land of a Government' Singapore...rules on breastfeedin have been relaxed over the last 2 years...facilitatin the mother and child bondin aside...people need to know that the the naturally produced milk offers unique benefits that normal milk cannot provide...
But of course...not all mothers breastfeed...some mothers cant breastfeed due to medical reasons...some cant afford to take time off from work...but mostly...i believe it's the social attitudes towards breastfeedin in public that's scarin the women back into the house...
Why are some people...no wait...most people so hostile to public breasfeedin? So what's wrong with feedin your baby? Im just grateful that they're FEEDING their young and not EATING their young (LOL...)I cant have seen more than 5 women in my lifetime doin a God given rights...but each time i would smile at the mom...quietly happy for the mom who's brave enough to stand up to this world that spells hyprocrisy with the capital H...
I guess women's breasts are somehow...viewed presumptively...as sexual in Caucasian countries...and perhaps...taboo and dirty in Third World and lesser countries...a movie with frontal nudity would warrant an 'Above 18' certification...but walk around the streets and you see sex shops with crude images of women that leaves nothin to the imagination callin out for male customers...
Janet Jackson's now infamous performance aside...i think far too many women are uncomfortable at the thought of nursin their baby in public and this discomfort stems from the 'indecency' to bear one's breast in a sexual way...
I dont get it...to breastfeed is the purest and most beautiful act to show how much you care and love your hungry baby...yet the presence of other people with the mother...regardless those people are strangers or people she knows would invite heckles and loud disapprovals...geez...if forcin a mom to choose between stayin home and givin up her social life at the expense of givin up on breastfeedin is the only option for most close-minded Earthlings...i daresay...let's all censor the word/visual/images/thoughts 'breasts'...now wouldnt that have far greater implications on the decision to expose one's nipples for entertainment...or to feed a growin child?
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