Monday, July 24

 
Pirates > Ninjas

The Beautiful

"Finally, a movie worth seeing over and over again" - Larry King

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

This movie in as many words as possible.

A movie based on a theme park ride. I'm speechless. First hour is a snore fest. Rest of movie: LMFAO.

Three Stooges!

Johnny Depp to win another Best Actor? I'll run around Bourke Street topless.

Keira Knightly in a corset, pushed up cleavage and all: Priceless.

Well worth your A$15.

Larry King boring me on CNN: gay.

Larry King watching a cheesy Hollywood popcorn summer flick: gay.

Perhaps this movie settles the thousand year old argument: pirates truly are better than ninjas.


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