Wednesday, May 24

*coughs* Cough *coughs*

The Misfit

I've been infected with a mutant strain.

Called the Cough Syndrome, this virus attaches itself onto its victim's throat and irritates the hell out of it. Sometimes, it decides to tease you somewhat and tickles your lungs, resulting in hacking coughs gooey white phlegm.

The coughs are so violent it sends out tremors and whole objects reverberate. This morning i coughed so hard in the tram i swear the tram driver stopped his tram in the middle of Elizabeth Street, walked up to me and punched me in the face.

Why doesn't the strain just take my life already?

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