Saturday, September 24

 
AFL Finals? Pass The Peas, Please?
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The world waits with bated breath as Australia shuts down today...and i cant give a flyin fuck...

It's the Australian Football League (AFL) Grand Final weekend...and i cant give a flyin fuck...

Australian papers and news networks are swamped with pictures...interviews...last minute team lineups and what-nots of the year's most talked about final...and i cant give a flyin fuck...


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Paul Roos with his sons during today's Grand Final parade through Melbourne.
Photo: Pat Scala

What i can give a fuck about though...is the ramifications (for the lack of a better word) of the AFL footy final for the beautiful city of Melbourne...it's the Sydney Swans (lamest sissy-ass name if you ask me) vs the West Coast Eagles of Perth (sure strikes fear into the opponents' hearts with a name like that)...and Aussies of all shapes and sizes have convened into Melbourne for the finals...

It's nice to see Aussies from Perth and Sydney
visitin Melbourne...coz while business owners grin like a Cheshire Cat with increased sales over the weekend...what with the sudden influx of Australians...strip clubs and brothels also stand to gain a financial windfall as horny Aussie blokes get their rocks off the Melbourne sex scene...

I dont know how or what the Perth or Sydney sex scene is like...ive heard awful things of Sydney's infamous red-light district of Kings Cross...perhaps the Sydney blokes have a good reason to check out women in the state of Victoria...


So what's adrock2xander gona be doin come AFL final afternoon? I'll be in Princes Park for soccer...now that's how real football should be played...with ya foot...

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