Wednesday, August 31

 
The Closest Ive Ever Gotten To A Celebrity Was...
adrock2xander wishes to apologise for the sharpness of the pictures...it's hard to focus when everyone's shovin and jostlin for a good picture...

like NEVER! But all that changed today...

*struggles with speech impediment* I...was...10...feet...away...from...Liz...Hurley...

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Liz's in town to launch her very own beachwear...which is great...considerin Delta and Kylie already has their own range of lingerie...Liz would be shootin herself in the foot with another range of lingerie...

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Frankly...i have no reason to loathe Liz...i mean...she's only 40 but she looks like a stunnin Greek God of Love and doesnt look a teensy bit older than the Liz who stepped out of the limousine over a decade ago dressed in nothin but safety pins...if she doesnt like attention i dont know who does...

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Strangely enough...her appearance sat right smack in the middle of the cosmetics department...traffic slowed to a crawl...gawkin and starin became the order of the day...

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The models...who looked rather bored and disinterested (but hot nontheless)...disappeared for 5 minutes for a well earned 'break'...

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...and appear 5 minutes later lookin refreshed...wow...what a wonderful job...great pay...periodic breaks and free clothes...i hate beautiful people :(

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Just in case you cant get a closeup of all the Liz action...strategically placed LCD screens were placed throughout the department for more Liz-starin motion...

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And the funny part? How it all ended...

"Ladies and gentlemen Elizabeth Hurley!"

And the crowd clapped...

WTF did she do to deserve such accolades? Spiderman saves the world and he gets flack...X-Men saves the universe and they're ostracised from the society...Liz appears for an hour lookin pretty and people clap...yay to society's whims...


Did i mention i hate beautiful people?

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