Tuesday, August 16

 
Absent Until Fit Again
adrock2xander is 6 months 17 days without a cigarette.
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Excuse us Melburnians for not turnin up this week for appointments...as we're too busy keepin warm and poppin pills in bed...

The influenza season is makin its annual pilgrimage to Melbourne...and students in RMIT arent spared the deadly disease...

Like the deadly plague that wiped out half of Europe in the 1300s...fit and healthy Aussies have been reduced to sniffin and feverish fits...if a body count was taken...it'd put the Jewish Holocaust to shame...

Ive been spendin the last 45 hours in bed...sniffin and shiverin...coughin and sweatin...now imagine that with 2 whole days in uni...wow...i must have taken the elixir of superstrength...as how i survived Monday and Tuesday...i really dont know...

Lectures and tutorials have suffered a downturn in attendances...many have mysteriously disappeared from the face of RMIT...and a friendly check on them results in a morose "Hey im fuckin sick help me sign the attendance thanks mate."

Right...

Strangely enough...much to the despair of my sick liver...i had a beer yesterday evenin...this after much persuasion from the Aussie mates...gosh what would they do without a beer...a fuckin riot will ensue...

I actually felt better after the beer...wadya know...you cant go wrong with a cheap pot of Cats Piss...or at least that's what Bunker Bar calls it...

"Hey the beer tasted like crap and ive got a bad tummy. Please sign my attendance. Ta."

Cheers mate.


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