Sunday, March 20

 
Melbourne Checklist
adrock2xander is 1 month 22 days without a cigarette.

They say in Melbourne...

- You experience 4 seasons in a day...CHECK...

- Weather's not to ya likin? Wait 10 minutes and it'll change...CHECK...

- The people are friendly and hospitable...CHECK...

- ...yet take eons to get simple things delivered to my apartment...CHECK

- Terrible drivers...CHECK...

- Some are racists...CHECK...

- Most are fascinated by a colorful, rude and animated adrock2xander...CHECK...

- Most have no idea where Singapore is...CHECK...

- Some think it's in China...CHECK...

- Aussie blokes love their beer...CHECK...

- Aussie blokes have zero dress sense...CHECK...

- Aussie blokes look the same on party nights...i mean...raised collars and jeans? HELLO?!?!!?!?...CHECK...

- Aussie ladies look the same on party nights...i mean...spaghetti tops (they call it singlets here) and short frilly skirts in a 10 Degrees night? HELLO!?!?!?!!?...CHECK...

- Pizzas here are cheap...plentiful...and flavorsome...CHECK...

- Water...and any flavored water is generally more expensive than beer...WTF...Check...

- Aussie girls and their derivatives are absofuckinglutely HOT...CHECK...

Ive half a mind to blog bout Aussie girls...watch this space...

# posted by adrock2xander @ 2:19:00 PM
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