Saturday, March 26
Ive a confession to make...
Im a man...a sorry ass man in that...
Before you roll over in stiches...laugh not...
Coz consider this...
How can adrock2xander consider himself a man if he hasnt watched any serious porn since the bygone days of Singapore?
Porn flicks in adult shops here are fuckin expensive...at A$59-80 a movie here it's no wonder the porn industries in Caucasian countries are never frowned upon...imagine the money they make!!! But fuck...A$50 is too bloody expensive for 10 minutes of solitary right-hand pleasure...they arent anythin like the $10 porn gems you could find in Desker Road...neither do they come with the $5 1-for-1 exchange policy that Desker Road's so bloody popular for...
Downloads from Kazaa.com dont count either...coz a good chunk of them are 40-seconds clips that took 2 hours to download and are either too pixelated...the chicks are fuck ugly...or there're no sexy facial cumshots...
Ive half a mind to flash myself at the hot chicks in uni...i might just remember what it's like to have a serious erection...
Yeah im gona hafta do that...
Im a man...a sorry ass man in that...
Before you roll over in stiches...laugh not...
Coz consider this...
How can adrock2xander consider himself a man if he hasnt watched any serious porn since the bygone days of Singapore?
Porn flicks in adult shops here are fuckin expensive...at A$59-80 a movie here it's no wonder the porn industries in Caucasian countries are never frowned upon...imagine the money they make!!! But fuck...A$50 is too bloody expensive for 10 minutes of solitary right-hand pleasure...they arent anythin like the $10 porn gems you could find in Desker Road...neither do they come with the $5 1-for-1 exchange policy that Desker Road's so bloody popular for...Downloads from Kazaa.com dont count either...coz a good chunk of them are 40-seconds clips that took 2 hours to download and are either too pixelated...the chicks are fuck ugly...or there're no sexy facial cumshots...
Ive half a mind to flash myself at the hot chicks in uni...i might just remember what it's like to have a serious erection...
Yeah im gona hafta do that...
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