Wednesday, January 5

 
Sex

Decidin to have sex is a big decision...

There is the possibility of pregnancy...

AIDS...

Or your parents walkin in on you...

That's why ive decided to wait...

micheLe's never been more receptive...

Until im ready...im choosin cyber and phone sex...

Cyber and phone sex is a safe alternative to sexual intercourse...

No STDs...

No babies...

No pressure...

Just a 70 year old octenagarian in her widower's basement who likes to tell me im fuckin hot...

Or talkin dirty to ya girlfriend when she's hundreds of miles away...

And the best part is...

No one ever needs to know bout it...


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