Sunday, January 9

 
Newsflash!

Achilles...eh i mean Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have separated after 4.5 years of marriage...oooh...juicy news...

They were quoted...

"We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate"

"For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. We happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another. We ask in advance for your kindness and sensitivity in the coming months."

Now...explain to me how 1 Greek in reel life and 1 Greek in real life could not possibly get along when one's impossibly good lookin in the buff...and the other...eh...has hair that all women want?

Nope...i still dont get it...

Only thing i know...is that Brad's now in the market again...

And that means...ive a shot at him this time...

*stiffens collar and splashes cologne*

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