Tuesday, January 18

 
Bumped

Over the weekend i bumped into an ex-...eh...girlfriend of mine (yes we used to date)....somehow...with the assistance of a higher power she happened to chance upon my blog....suffice to say our conversation wasnt sleep inducin!!

We walked over to a little coffee joint just off the city area...and she got comfortable:

"John...i know you arent...but your blog makes you look like a big male-whore...you have pictures of yourself plastered all over ya blog...in several countries...and Christ there are shots of you posin with women of different races...no wonder you've never ever had a serious relationship! No woman will ever take you seriously...if you ever want to date someone..you will have to take a reality check and realise women dont like to be seen with a big attention male-whore of a boyfriend..."

I realised at this point that she obviously hasnt been readin my posts...coz ive been writin bout my beautiful micheLe...enough to warrant a casual reader's attention...so i quipped:

"Hey...i am seein someone at the moment..."

My ex-girlfriend proceeded to cut me off and went on merrily bout how...with my personality...i would sweep most women off their feet...but bring them crashin down to earth within 3 months...often with several broken limbs...

"Dont you understand that women need security and a certain level of maturity to feel that they actually belong? Ive seen you with your women...most times they like the way you bring them out for a good time..."

At this point i got annoyed...lit my cigarette and pretended to look interested...

She failed to take the hint...oh stop she did not!...she said that i'll incur the wrath of many local Asian men because I seem too confident and cocky...and since they are too meek to make a smart retort to my wiley ways...they are left high and dry when i leave the club with their women...

"For once," i thought...she makes a valid point...ive charmed women to bed before...even though they were in a relationship...mmm...

So...until i finally learn how to treat a woman with the respect and love she's due..she says...the vicious cycle will not stop..."You'll get into trouble one day"...she added...

Im gona have to leave out the rest of the conversation...but believe me when i say the look on her face is picture-worthy after tellin her of my relationship with micheLe...

Yep...ive changed...

micheLe...i love you...


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