Thursday, January 20

Alba for President!

Ive always turned to Jessica Alba for my masturbation needs...and it's always the trusty 3 steps procedure of 'Stroke-Cum-Clean'...

But these days...ive had these pictures up on my desktop...great wallpapers...the 3 steps procedure dont work no's more like 'Stroke-Cum-Pass Out for 2 hours-Clean' thinkin of not masturbatin anymore...cleanin off dried and crusty cum off ya hands isnt somethin i look forward to...

The source of my consternation?

Best ass EVER...period...

God Bless Jessica Alba...

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