Wednesday, December 29
Why are Singaporeans so fuckin stupid and rude?
Earlier today in the office...a Chinese contractor came to fix a couple of faulty lights...lookin for a colleague of mine...he mouthed: "XXXXXXXX?*" Thing is...XXXXXXXX has just left the office so i stood up and told the contractor in English... "He's not in the office"
That fuckin gook replied in fuckin Mandarin (translated): "Please tell him that im here to fix the lights and i'll be right outside the office"
Ok slant-eyes and flat nose...whatever...
I hate it when people instantly assume that you are of a particular race or speak a lanaguge that befits your skin color...yes i do have yellow skin and i am...a Chinese...but does that mean i speak or understand any of the pidgin derivatives of Chinese? Fuckin hell NO...
As a man who was unfortunate enough to be born of Chinese origins...ive spent my entire life dispellin myths and tales to stupid fucks who think that a Chinese ought to speak Mandarin...or a dark skinned fella HAS to be Indian...or a Caucasian's an American...
Too many times...ive spied ignorant Singaporean fucks approachin my Indonesian Chinese friends to ask for directions in fuckin Mandarin...only to be told off by me...
"Hey it's rude not to ask if he speaks any Mandarin in the first place...btw he's Indonesian Chinese...he speaks no Mandarin...only Bahasa Indonesian and English..."
Or how bout classic incidents when im hangin out with my Sikh girlfriend...and foolish Singaporeans assume she's a fuckin Tamil-speakin chick...coz hey...ignorant fucks think to themselves: "She's got Indian features so she must speak Tamil..."
NO THEY DONT...
Dont these close-minded fucks get it? The world has gotten bigger over the decades...inter-racial datin and migration has caused a mess of a identity to human beings...what was once crystal clear to everyone back in the 1700s cannot be practised today...fuckin Singaporeans still register shock when they encounter a Caucasian speakin Mandarin...or a Chinese datin outside their skin color (i.e yours truly)...a dark skinned bloke not speakin Tamil...
I pray that one day...the world will become a better place...where people will look past skin colors and embrace them for WHO they are and respect for WHAT they have...
I sign off sayin this...
My girlfriend is a fair-skinned Sri Lankan...she's not an Eurasian..yes she speaks Mandarin...and no she does not use coconut oil for her hair and smells bad...
Grow up Singaporeans...always remember to ASK IF YOU SPEAK A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE BEFORE YOU OPEN YA GAPIN ORIFICE...
*Names have been masked to protect the identity
Earlier today in the office...a Chinese contractor came to fix a couple of faulty lights...lookin for a colleague of mine...he mouthed: "XXXXXXXX?*" Thing is...XXXXXXXX has just left the office so i stood up and told the contractor in English... "He's not in the office"
That fuckin gook replied in fuckin Mandarin (translated): "Please tell him that im here to fix the lights and i'll be right outside the office"
Ok slant-eyes and flat nose...whatever...
I hate it when people instantly assume that you are of a particular race or speak a lanaguge that befits your skin color...yes i do have yellow skin and i am...a Chinese...but does that mean i speak or understand any of the pidgin derivatives of Chinese? Fuckin hell NO...
As a man who was unfortunate enough to be born of Chinese origins...ive spent my entire life dispellin myths and tales to stupid fucks who think that a Chinese ought to speak Mandarin...or a dark skinned fella HAS to be Indian...or a Caucasian's an American...
Too many times...ive spied ignorant Singaporean fucks approachin my Indonesian Chinese friends to ask for directions in fuckin Mandarin...only to be told off by me...
"Hey it's rude not to ask if he speaks any Mandarin in the first place...btw he's Indonesian Chinese...he speaks no Mandarin...only Bahasa Indonesian and English..."
Or how bout classic incidents when im hangin out with my Sikh girlfriend...and foolish Singaporeans assume she's a fuckin Tamil-speakin chick...coz hey...ignorant fucks think to themselves: "She's got Indian features so she must speak Tamil..."
NO THEY DONT...
Dont these close-minded fucks get it? The world has gotten bigger over the decades...inter-racial datin and migration has caused a mess of a identity to human beings...what was once crystal clear to everyone back in the 1700s cannot be practised today...fuckin Singaporeans still register shock when they encounter a Caucasian speakin Mandarin...or a Chinese datin outside their skin color (i.e yours truly)...a dark skinned bloke not speakin Tamil...
I pray that one day...the world will become a better place...where people will look past skin colors and embrace them for WHO they are and respect for WHAT they have...
I sign off sayin this...
My girlfriend is a fair-skinned Sri Lankan...she's not an Eurasian..yes she speaks Mandarin...and no she does not use coconut oil for her hair and smells bad...
Grow up Singaporeans...always remember to ASK IF YOU SPEAK A PARTICULAR LANGUAGE BEFORE YOU OPEN YA GAPIN ORIFICE...
*Names have been masked to protect the identity
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YOU are the ignorant fuckwit. The majority of indonesians have major problems with English, and even when they speak Mandarin they have really dinky accents. Most Singaporeans speak English quite comfortably - if you keep encountering those who ONLY speak Mandarin and/or Tamil, says a lot about the company you keep. Grow up and open those epicanthal folds more boy.
Uhh, not really. I'm Chinese-Indonesian, I think my english's fine, and uhh, everywhere I go peeps at S'pore seems to "assume" that I understand what they say in mandarin. Not a bad thing though, bit by bit I'm beginning to understand some chinese! I mean mandarin!
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