Monday, December 27
The sabbatical in G-Spot Tropical
I sit here in the office with my skin all grilled to a crispy red...skin peelin like a reptilian humanoid...skin smartin from touch like a leper...no thanks to the sun in Thailand...
Ahh yes Thailand...perhaps Thailand conjurs up picturesque images like this...
Or death-defyin-patience-testin traffic jams like this...
Hey or even pay an ugly man-woman for sexual services...after all that's what Thailand is famous for...
Movin from point A to point B in Bangkok is a breeze...as the 'tuk tuks' are very cheap and efficient...but why breathe in all the carbon monoxide and fumes in a sweaty environment...
When you can travel in the relative comforts of the modern subway station that looks remarkably similar to Singapore's transit system...
When the Pee Bug strikes...have no fear...for the public washroom's just round the corner...at a basement bargain price of 1 Baht (S$0.04) you get to utilise a clean...dry and fragrant washroom that has no unsightly pubes chokin the urinals or errant pee stains on the floor *coughs* Singapore public washrooms *coughs*
Sufferin from vertigo? No worries mate...the Baiyoke Tower in Bangkok is the one-stop solution to your height-conquerin fears...
At 304 meters tall...the Baiyoke Tower is the tallest building in Thailand and South East Asia...and has the distinction of being the world's tallest reinforced structure and the 3rd tallest all-hotel building in the world...
Gettin up the tower is a breeze...elevators are fast and silent...
I chose to eat at the Sky Restaurant...sittin on the 75th storey with a paranomic view of Bangkok at night should have whetted my appetite...but the food was so fuckin tasteless i could have just sucked mints for dinner...oh the displeasure i showed...
The one savin grace though...is the view...everythin looks so small from above...it's quite heartenin to look down at all the morons who're contented to wait out the incessant traffic jams that clog Bangkok's artery...
While morons head to Bangkok for the rinse-and-repeat shoppin experience in the comforts of air-conditioned shoppin in the city center...i decided to crawl in the dark depths of Pratunam market's bowels... where the deals are cheap...and bargainin takes on a whole new meanin altogether...450Baht? Oh no worries mate...let's start with 200 Baht and we shall talk business...200 baht no go? Ok let's leave...no deal...besides...the shops just seem to go on forever and im sure we can find another top in this mess of a market...
Quite quaint though...are the eateries in Pratunam market...all dingy and dark...yet the locals seem to find the flavor...somewhat...appetizin...
This stall's doin brisk business...sellin noodles...
How bout a foul tastin sour and spicy appetiser that hits you like an 10-tonner?
With our tummy feelin all queasy at the sight of dodgy food...we decided to amuse ourselves with the wonderful use of English...this shop obviously has Nazi links...
This shop tries to use linen as a business front...hey morons havnt you watched The Godfather trilogy???
At least sunny Phuket offers some respite from the hustle-&-bustle of Bangkok...
The sun got too much for micheLe and i...so we decided to play in the sand...micheLe has designs on her boyfriend with man boobs...
Speakin of micheLe...here's a beautiful picture of my pretty one...and yes...this is a first...for the very first time in 5 months...im puttin up a picture of my girlfriend...completely unprecedented...ogle away...
I dont know what to decide...if the flower's prettier than her...or is it the other way round? :O
A picture of us is in order...afterall everyone of you have been readin bout her for months...
Damnit she really likes that flower...
All the time spent in the sea with my underwear makes for wet clothin...so here i am attemptin to dry it with a hair dryer...and no...im not a virgin...
Heaps of pictures to put up...im too bloody lazy anyway...besides...who HASNT been to Thailand? Nothin interestin that's worth mentionin i reckon :O
I sit here in the office with my skin all grilled to a crispy red...skin peelin like a reptilian humanoid...skin smartin from touch like a leper...no thanks to the sun in Thailand...
Ahh yes Thailand...perhaps Thailand conjurs up picturesque images like this...
Or death-defyin-patience-testin traffic jams like this...
Hey or even pay an ugly man-woman for sexual services...after all that's what Thailand is famous for...
Movin from point A to point B in Bangkok is a breeze...as the 'tuk tuks' are very cheap and efficient...but why breathe in all the carbon monoxide and fumes in a sweaty environment...
When you can travel in the relative comforts of the modern subway station that looks remarkably similar to Singapore's transit system...
When the Pee Bug strikes...have no fear...for the public washroom's just round the corner...at a basement bargain price of 1 Baht (S$0.04) you get to utilise a clean...dry and fragrant washroom that has no unsightly pubes chokin the urinals or errant pee stains on the floor *coughs* Singapore public washrooms *coughs*
Sufferin from vertigo? No worries mate...the Baiyoke Tower in Bangkok is the one-stop solution to your height-conquerin fears...
At 304 meters tall...the Baiyoke Tower is the tallest building in Thailand and South East Asia...and has the distinction of being the world's tallest reinforced structure and the 3rd tallest all-hotel building in the world...
Gettin up the tower is a breeze...elevators are fast and silent...
I chose to eat at the Sky Restaurant...sittin on the 75th storey with a paranomic view of Bangkok at night should have whetted my appetite...but the food was so fuckin tasteless i could have just sucked mints for dinner...oh the displeasure i showed...
The one savin grace though...is the view...everythin looks so small from above...it's quite heartenin to look down at all the morons who're contented to wait out the incessant traffic jams that clog Bangkok's artery...
While morons head to Bangkok for the rinse-and-repeat shoppin experience in the comforts of air-conditioned shoppin in the city center...i decided to crawl in the dark depths of Pratunam market's bowels... where the deals are cheap...and bargainin takes on a whole new meanin altogether...450Baht? Oh no worries mate...let's start with 200 Baht and we shall talk business...200 baht no go? Ok let's leave...no deal...besides...the shops just seem to go on forever and im sure we can find another top in this mess of a market...
Quite quaint though...are the eateries in Pratunam market...all dingy and dark...yet the locals seem to find the flavor...somewhat...appetizin...
This stall's doin brisk business...sellin noodles...
How bout a foul tastin sour and spicy appetiser that hits you like an 10-tonner?
With our tummy feelin all queasy at the sight of dodgy food...we decided to amuse ourselves with the wonderful use of English...this shop obviously has Nazi links...
This shop tries to use linen as a business front...hey morons havnt you watched The Godfather trilogy???
At least sunny Phuket offers some respite from the hustle-&-bustle of Bangkok...
The sun got too much for micheLe and i...so we decided to play in the sand...micheLe has designs on her boyfriend with man boobs...
Speakin of micheLe...here's a beautiful picture of my pretty one...and yes...this is a first...for the very first time in 5 months...im puttin up a picture of my girlfriend...completely unprecedented...ogle away...
I dont know what to decide...if the flower's prettier than her...or is it the other way round? :O
A picture of us is in order...afterall everyone of you have been readin bout her for months...
Damnit she really likes that flower...
All the time spent in the sea with my underwear makes for wet clothin...so here i am attemptin to dry it with a hair dryer...and no...im not a virgin...
Heaps of pictures to put up...im too bloody lazy anyway...besides...who HASNT been to Thailand? Nothin interestin that's worth mentionin i reckon :O
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