Friday, November 12
Pimples!
I. Hate. Pimples.
Let's face it...those custard-filled whitish volcanoes that spawn from within you is a creature from outer space...a denizen of the deep...noone likes the looks of it...like Close Encounters of the Third Kind...the whole town has seen it...but noone likes lookin at it...in the case of pimples...noone likes lookin OR havin it...
Im writin this to tell you bout a horrible pimple that ruined my appearance in the earlier part of the week...this criminal performed its dastardly deed in the wee of the night while i was sound asleep...successfully attemptin to adhere itself like a fuckin leech to the region just above my upper lip...and oh yes not just any region...but a region that has not been shaved after 3 days...
So yeah...a region that's in desperate need of a shave...i didnt wana have a 5-o'clock shadow...John i may be...but Johnny Depp i am not...how's this for a tasty thought:
"Do you shave the 3-day old stubble off and look fresh & clean? Or leave it there...look unkempt so you wouldnt shave off that pimple...bleed heaps and spot an unsightly red blotch as a reminder?"
Actually...i did neither...how bout:
"Leave the pimple as it is...and shave? But while ya at it...leave some stubble around the pimple coz the fuckin shaver wouldnt get anywhere nearer?"
Yeah...that's what i did...
So for 2 days...i went to work...clean shaven with pimple and all...lookin like a half-wit...step up within a foot of me and i guarantee you'll break into peals of laughter...tiny hair around a pimple on your face is sooo the next fashion must have for this season...spot one and you're guaranteed God-like status...
Yeah...im facially challenged...sue me...
Still on the topic of pimples...what was your worse pimple experience and which obscene spot did it decide to take a free ride on?
I. Hate. Pimples.
Let's face it...those custard-filled whitish volcanoes that spawn from within you is a creature from outer space...a denizen of the deep...noone likes the looks of it...like Close Encounters of the Third Kind...the whole town has seen it...but noone likes lookin at it...in the case of pimples...noone likes lookin OR havin it...
Im writin this to tell you bout a horrible pimple that ruined my appearance in the earlier part of the week...this criminal performed its dastardly deed in the wee of the night while i was sound asleep...successfully attemptin to adhere itself like a fuckin leech to the region just above my upper lip...and oh yes not just any region...but a region that has not been shaved after 3 days...
So yeah...a region that's in desperate need of a shave...i didnt wana have a 5-o'clock shadow...John i may be...but Johnny Depp i am not...how's this for a tasty thought:
"Do you shave the 3-day old stubble off and look fresh & clean? Or leave it there...look unkempt so you wouldnt shave off that pimple...bleed heaps and spot an unsightly red blotch as a reminder?"
Actually...i did neither...how bout:
"Leave the pimple as it is...and shave? But while ya at it...leave some stubble around the pimple coz the fuckin shaver wouldnt get anywhere nearer?"
Yeah...that's what i did...
So for 2 days...i went to work...clean shaven with pimple and all...lookin like a half-wit...step up within a foot of me and i guarantee you'll break into peals of laughter...tiny hair around a pimple on your face is sooo the next fashion must have for this season...spot one and you're guaranteed God-like status...
Yeah...im facially challenged...sue me...
Still on the topic of pimples...what was your worse pimple experience and which obscene spot did it decide to take a free ride on?
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