Wednesday, September 1

 
White Men CAN Jump

Does anyone remember Jimmy? The Spaniard who jumped and ran across the field in Euro2004 final between Greece and Portugal? Quite a scene he made...total riot..

Jumpers of this sort seem to be increasin in the numbers...i wonder why they do it...as intelligent readers of mine would already know...the jumper who intercepted the the men's marathon (the final competition of the Greece Olympics) and attacked then current leader Brazilian Vanderlei de Lima with the world watchin in horror turns out to be a 57-year-old Irish Priest...LOL...i dont know bout you guys...but that bloke sure caught my imagination...i mean...runnin in red kilt...a beret and high green socks with the intention of attackin the lead runner with the knowledge that hundreds of cameras are on you sure isnt somethin you do everyday!

Attached to his skirt is the star of David and the following words:

"The Grand Prix Priest. Israel Fulfillment of Prophecy Says The Bible. The Second Coming is Near."

I guess the mad man had some religious motivation or propoganda to propel himself to do such a crazy act...then again he's also responsible for disruptin the 2003 British Grand Prix by runnin on to the main Hangar Straight as cars approached at speeds in excess of 240kph...he was sentenced to two months imprisonment...geez does anyone know where his shrink is?

What makes these men jump? Did Jimmy jump to become famous? What kind of fame is he seeking? To invade Hollywood and get an Oscar?

And how bout the Irish Priest...what was he smokin? What made him jump? The Apocalypse? Or some unseen powers dictatin their lifestyle that screams "Headliners"?

Strangely enough...talkin bout jumpin has gotten me all excited...coz i too have my jumpin fantasies...

1) Bungee in every continent of the world.
2) Skydive and wave to the birds.
3) Repel down a steep cliff and inscribe my name on the rock.
4) Storm into <--insert incumbent political party in Singapore-->'s office and burn the Singapore flag...
5) Waylay an attractive woman from behind and commit every foul deed known to medical journals and get away scot free...
6) Ok no. 5) was just freaky...
7) I'll add them when i think of more...

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