Thursday, September 2
Reasons
I find myself sittin...with a portable fan blowin straight at me...on a humid Thrusday mornin...wonderin why i find myself in such a delicate situation...coz as it is...today being 2 September...i hereby declare that John Ng Xander has officially:
1) No TV-time - his days of channel surfin and remote-control hoggin are over.
2) No Blog-time - his days of satirical sallies and wise words are over.
3) No Social Life - his days of club hoppin and breezin past the bouncers are over.
4) No Sex - he COULD have had sex with 2 ladies in the last 6 weeks. But that's over.
5) No Comics - he took 6 months to finish Essential Daredevil Volume 1 and 2. That isnt yet over.
6) No DVD - Queer as Folk Season 3 gathers dust even more quickly than you could say "It's over."
7) No Sleep - he goes to work with the intent of catchin on sleep durin lunch time. That's not gona be over.
8) No Money - he spends half his salary on phone bills and overseas trips. Gona be over?
Thank you so much for makin my life a livin hell micheLe. But thanks to you ive finally realised what love is and all that is worth givin up for.
But really...can i please have at least 2 of them?
I find myself sittin...with a portable fan blowin straight at me...on a humid Thrusday mornin...wonderin why i find myself in such a delicate situation...coz as it is...today being 2 September...i hereby declare that John Ng Xander has officially:
1) No TV-time - his days of channel surfin and remote-control hoggin are over.
2) No Blog-time - his days of satirical sallies and wise words are over.
3) No Social Life - his days of club hoppin and breezin past the bouncers are over.
4) No Sex - he COULD have had sex with 2 ladies in the last 6 weeks. But that's over.
5) No Comics - he took 6 months to finish Essential Daredevil Volume 1 and 2. That isnt yet over.
6) No DVD - Queer as Folk Season 3 gathers dust even more quickly than you could say "It's over."
7) No Sleep - he goes to work with the intent of catchin on sleep durin lunch time. That's not gona be over.
8) No Money - he spends half his salary on phone bills and overseas trips. Gona be over?
Thank you so much for makin my life a livin hell micheLe. But thanks to you ive finally realised what love is and all that is worth givin up for.
But really...can i please have at least 2 of them?
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