Monday, September 13
The Blondey Strikes Again
It's a day late...but Blonde-Depreciation Day's still gonna proceed...so...our favorite neighborhood Blonde Girl decided to hang up her Superhero costume (ok i really have been readin too much Spiderman) for the day...and take the trail less travelled...and decided the spartan and oh-so-unglamorous beaches of Sentosa island will entertain her on a tepid Sunday....
So...rather unwillingly...i had to haul my FLAWLESS ass just to amuse a woman who chooses her companion whenever and wherever she fancies...ive heard horror stories of men who had their entire families thrown alive into the lion's lair for dis-obeyin her...my life is destined for stardom...so i shall not jeopardise my impendin fame...i still shudder at the thought though...so off i went...
It's really not cool to walk with Stefa these days...people seem to stare at us all day everyday...i get all uneasy...i dont know WTF people are starin at...so...a g00k cant hang out with a Blonde?? I guess they must be pleasantly surprised the Blonde even wants to hang out with one...oh wait...im not just any g00k...this g00k speaks perfect English...sorry you loser g00ks out there...but get in the line...
Tannin on the beach can be a real chore...i mean...it's bad enough when everyone keeps starin at the both of you...but when people start assumin that we're DATING each other...you know everyone's been smokin somethin that you arent...im determined to find out what that is...
Several minutes of soul searchin later...i finally found the answer...some good old grub at the SEVERELY OVERPRICED BEACH CAFE (omfg $3.50 for a fuckin hotdog wtf gg no re)...though...the Long Island Iced Tea was a huge savin grace...
Takin my eyes off the general scheme of things...i realised how beautiful the clouds were...Stefa and i had this incredibly silly argument bout who's more beautiful...the cloud or her...jesus christ...the Blonde's livin up to her name...
So...all in all...a dull Sunday spent with an even duller companion...God knows what he's planned for me this week...
It's a day late...but Blonde-Depreciation Day's still gonna proceed...so...our favorite neighborhood Blonde Girl decided to hang up her Superhero costume (ok i really have been readin too much Spiderman) for the day...and take the trail less travelled...and decided the spartan and oh-so-unglamorous beaches of Sentosa island will entertain her on a tepid Sunday....
So...rather unwillingly...i had to haul my FLAWLESS ass just to amuse a woman who chooses her companion whenever and wherever she fancies...ive heard horror stories of men who had their entire families thrown alive into the lion's lair for dis-obeyin her...my life is destined for stardom...so i shall not jeopardise my impendin fame...i still shudder at the thought though...so off i went...
It's really not cool to walk with Stefa these days...people seem to stare at us all day everyday...i get all uneasy...i dont know WTF people are starin at...so...a g00k cant hang out with a Blonde?? I guess they must be pleasantly surprised the Blonde even wants to hang out with one...oh wait...im not just any g00k...this g00k speaks perfect English...sorry you loser g00ks out there...but get in the line...
Tannin on the beach can be a real chore...i mean...it's bad enough when everyone keeps starin at the both of you...but when people start assumin that we're DATING each other...you know everyone's been smokin somethin that you arent...im determined to find out what that is...
Several minutes of soul searchin later...i finally found the answer...some good old grub at the SEVERELY OVERPRICED BEACH CAFE (omfg $3.50 for a fuckin hotdog wtf gg no re)...though...the Long Island Iced Tea was a huge savin grace...
Takin my eyes off the general scheme of things...i realised how beautiful the clouds were...Stefa and i had this incredibly silly argument bout who's more beautiful...the cloud or her...jesus christ...the Blonde's livin up to her name...
So...all in all...a dull Sunday spent with an even duller companion...God knows what he's planned for me this week...
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