Monday, September 27
Band-aid
Im sure many of you have noticed this...but never really bothered to think...but seriously...WTF is up with that stupid band-aid under rapper Nelly's left eye? The sore eye's in every fuckin video Nelly has appeared in...it's the black sheep in a flock of whites...is Nelly tryin to create some fashionista statement? Forgive me...but that band-aid looks just like a lame attempt to cover up a nick Nelly had while shavin in the mornin...i mean...wtf...this guy earns millions of dollars...cant he get one of his assistants to buy him a good razor??
Maybe the Band-aid's used to patch up a gun shot wound...you know how niggers are always shootin one another...perhaps that Band-aid has some magical healin powers...his best nigger mate gets shot in the chest...and Nelly doesnt want his mate to do a 50 Cent (If you dont know 50 Cent's past you dont deserve to read my blog)...adheres it to his nigger's chest...and voila...good as new...
Perhaps it's a funky new nicotine patch that noone knows about...i mean...niggers are always tryin to be cool...so i guess smokin's right up their alley no? But a big rap star like Nelly cant be seen smokin cigars...it's bad influence for his fans...so he sticks that ugly plastic on...gettin his daily nicotine fix...
Sartorially challenged? I think so...
Im sure many of you have noticed this...but never really bothered to think...but seriously...WTF is up with that stupid band-aid under rapper Nelly's left eye? The sore eye's in every fuckin video Nelly has appeared in...it's the black sheep in a flock of whites...is Nelly tryin to create some fashionista statement? Forgive me...but that band-aid looks just like a lame attempt to cover up a nick Nelly had while shavin in the mornin...i mean...wtf...this guy earns millions of dollars...cant he get one of his assistants to buy him a good razor??
Maybe the Band-aid's used to patch up a gun shot wound...you know how niggers are always shootin one another...perhaps that Band-aid has some magical healin powers...his best nigger mate gets shot in the chest...and Nelly doesnt want his mate to do a 50 Cent (If you dont know 50 Cent's past you dont deserve to read my blog)...adheres it to his nigger's chest...and voila...good as new...
Perhaps it's a funky new nicotine patch that noone knows about...i mean...niggers are always tryin to be cool...so i guess smokin's right up their alley no? But a big rap star like Nelly cant be seen smokin cigars...it's bad influence for his fans...so he sticks that ugly plastic on...gettin his daily nicotine fix...
Sartorially challenged? I think so...
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