Tuesday, September 14
adrock2xander's Theory on Homosexuals
I believe ive found the reason why men and women date someone of the same sex...
Has anyone spent time trollin on singles sites? It's pretty darn hilarious...you enter your profile...or...the profile you want your desired sex to think you are...and wait for their replies...
I gotta tell ya though...combin through profiles of women in a singles site is just bout the most frustratin and fruitless attempt at securin a date...the alarmin frequency certain 'themes' keep appearin is really appallin...it makes you wonder what these women are really lookin for...or are they sellin themselves??
1) 'I go to the gym every week'
2) 'I have a zest for life! / believe in getting the most out of life! / believe in living every moment its fullest! / believe that everything happens for a reason!' etc.
3) 'My number one passion is travel'
Are these women all robots churned out from a factory? Seemingly similar women with predictable requests...whatever happened to women with brains??? Isnt that what's a good relationship's all about?? Someone please pull the plug on the conveyor belt...
Where're all the women who dont give a crap about the gym?...where're the neurotics?...where're the ladies who'd rather be watchin a movie or skulkin in the shadows?...where's the thoughtfulness?...where's the absurdity?...where's the desire to laugh maniacally?...where's the disdain for dizzy wholesomeness?...where're the chicks whose number one priority is not moving from the chunk of planet they're standing on at any particular time to a different chunk?
At the rate we men are being expected to grow fond of what women want us to like...i can see a decline in the number of heterosexual relationships...these women are just freaky...
It's no wonder why men and women turn to someone of the same gender for sex and comfort...
I believe ive found the reason why men and women date someone of the same sex...
Has anyone spent time trollin on singles sites? It's pretty darn hilarious...you enter your profile...or...the profile you want your desired sex to think you are...and wait for their replies...
I gotta tell ya though...combin through profiles of women in a singles site is just bout the most frustratin and fruitless attempt at securin a date...the alarmin frequency certain 'themes' keep appearin is really appallin...it makes you wonder what these women are really lookin for...or are they sellin themselves??
1) 'I go to the gym every week'
2) 'I have a zest for life! / believe in getting the most out of life! / believe in living every moment its fullest! / believe that everything happens for a reason!' etc.
3) 'My number one passion is travel'
Are these women all robots churned out from a factory? Seemingly similar women with predictable requests...whatever happened to women with brains??? Isnt that what's a good relationship's all about?? Someone please pull the plug on the conveyor belt...
Where're all the women who dont give a crap about the gym?...where're the neurotics?...where're the ladies who'd rather be watchin a movie or skulkin in the shadows?...where's the thoughtfulness?...where's the absurdity?...where's the desire to laugh maniacally?...where's the disdain for dizzy wholesomeness?...where're the chicks whose number one priority is not moving from the chunk of planet they're standing on at any particular time to a different chunk?
At the rate we men are being expected to grow fond of what women want us to like...i can see a decline in the number of heterosexual relationships...these women are just freaky...
It's no wonder why men and women turn to someone of the same gender for sex and comfort...
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