Sunday, July 25
The Carter and Hilton story goes awry...
Says here...Nick Carter and Paris Hilton have broken up...awww...cry me a river already...
Did Nick actually think he'd broken the hearts of millions of girls when he started datin Paris? No. Paris literally broke every straight men's heart when she dated this bleached-blonde mop of a no-talent...Nick has zero talent...zero looks...zero fashion sense...and zero credibility...
Nope...im not jealous...
To think...Nick has the audacity to quote: "This is the time of my life."
But of coz! Any men would say that if he'd Paris bouncin off his dick in bed...
Lookin into my crystal ball...i see a sex scandal brewin between the 2 of them...i mean...what's Paris gona be without sex tapes...Internet and bad dates??
Says here...Nick Carter and Paris Hilton have broken up...awww...cry me a river already...
Did Nick actually think he'd broken the hearts of millions of girls when he started datin Paris? No. Paris literally broke every straight men's heart when she dated this bleached-blonde mop of a no-talent...Nick has zero talent...zero looks...zero fashion sense...and zero credibility...
Nope...im not jealous...
To think...Nick has the audacity to quote: "This is the time of my life."
But of coz! Any men would say that if he'd Paris bouncin off his dick in bed...
Lookin into my crystal ball...i see a sex scandal brewin between the 2 of them...i mean...what's Paris gona be without sex tapes...Internet and bad dates??
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