Wednesday, June 23
Keepin up with appearances
So...somethin happened to Britney this week...big yay...i for most couldnt give a rat's ass bout her...but when tabloid fodder makes a big brouhaha over an injured cameraman...i thought i'll give my 2cents' worth...
I thought...since everyone knows how Britney looks...i might as well replace her pic with somethin ppl dont see everyday...so here is how Britney COULD have looked:
So...thrashy tabloid of the day prints a story that goes...
"Britney Spears, her sister Jamie Lynn and her mom went to a Santa Monica, California, pet store over the weekend to buy a couple of puppies, and as always, the paparazzi followed their every move in full force. But according to one photographer, while Britney's mom was backing out of the parking lot, she hit him with her Toyota Scion."
Ok...there are some passions all men share...and one of em happen to be cars...unfortunately i never really got into cars...perhaps it was the whole 'payin more $ for 1.6L in Singapore when that could fetch you 2 Chevrolets in USA' thing...but i never really dug cars...until now my mates still rib me bout my inability to drive...yessss i dont drive...i dont have a driver's license and i think...becoz of that...im different and special...and that's fine with me :)
But again...as always...i digress...
So Brit's mom hits the cameraman...with a Toyota Scion...ok like ive professed...ive no fuckin clue bout cars...but a Toyota??? WTF...a Japanese make?? An Asian car??? God...when Britney earns millions a day just lookin good...im sure she could have bought Mommy Dearest somethin more...ehm...eye-worthy?
Lookin the part and drivin the part now takes on a whole new meanin to me...
Ok...for Brit fans out there...just for you...here's an obligatory pic of her:
So...somethin happened to Britney this week...big yay...i for most couldnt give a rat's ass bout her...but when tabloid fodder makes a big brouhaha over an injured cameraman...i thought i'll give my 2cents' worth...
I thought...since everyone knows how Britney looks...i might as well replace her pic with somethin ppl dont see everyday...so here is how Britney COULD have looked:
So...thrashy tabloid of the day prints a story that goes...
"Britney Spears, her sister Jamie Lynn and her mom went to a Santa Monica, California, pet store over the weekend to buy a couple of puppies, and as always, the paparazzi followed their every move in full force. But according to one photographer, while Britney's mom was backing out of the parking lot, she hit him with her Toyota Scion."
Ok...there are some passions all men share...and one of em happen to be cars...unfortunately i never really got into cars...perhaps it was the whole 'payin more $ for 1.6L in Singapore when that could fetch you 2 Chevrolets in USA' thing...but i never really dug cars...until now my mates still rib me bout my inability to drive...yessss i dont drive...i dont have a driver's license and i think...becoz of that...im different and special...and that's fine with me :)
But again...as always...i digress...
So Brit's mom hits the cameraman...with a Toyota Scion...ok like ive professed...ive no fuckin clue bout cars...but a Toyota??? WTF...a Japanese make?? An Asian car??? God...when Britney earns millions a day just lookin good...im sure she could have bought Mommy Dearest somethin more...ehm...eye-worthy?
Lookin the part and drivin the part now takes on a whole new meanin to me...
Ok...for Brit fans out there...just for you...here's an obligatory pic of her:
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