Outrageous. Beautiful. Misfit.

HAHAHAH OMG MY POOR EYES

LMFAO...omg THIS i have to share with everyone...

So...i came back home from a punishin route...i tried out a new route home...turns out there're too many upslopes and few downhills...i must've pushed meself too hard...i felt like throwin up when i got home...laid down in the dining area for bout 10 mins...got up...walked passed my Mom who was preparin dinner...trooped to the balcony for a breather...and guess what i saw????

This...



Ok the picture doesnt justify the actual color and sexiness of the lingerie...neways...

I spun around and asked if we had an unannounced female guest at home...and joked if i had a sister i never knew i had...

Mom replied non-chalantly: "Boy it's mine...why do you ask?"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMG...lingerie like these are not meant for my Mom...who's 20 years past her prime...20kilograms overweight...20 light years away from becomin a sexy woman...and 20 more menstrual cramps from her menopause...

I spent the next 10 minutes hecklin and makin fun of my Mom...her lingerie...and not failin to tell her how fuckin traumatised i was...MY EYES...MY POOR EYES...OMG...THE VISUALS...my Mom in a lingerie fit for a sexy teen...

So i took a picture of this with an intention of bloggin it...and Mom had to make it worse...

"Hey that's a G-String alright...why are you takin a picture of it?"

OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA....my Mom in a G-String HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH....

ROFL LMFAO

My evenin is complete... :O