Outrageous. Beautiful. Misfit.

"The end is nigh!"

Oh you ppl simply cannot believe how often i told that to myself this afternoon...bloody Reservists finally ended...which signals an end to compulsory slavery...and the start of civilianhood...

I didnt realise how fuckin lonely i was until i got home...after unpackin...washin dirty laundry and showerin...i found myself lyin on my bed all alone...geeezzz...this really shouldnt be the way things ought to be...i need another half...heck...i fuckin deserve someone...spendin ya Saturday nights with friends or alone at home with the DVD player are always interestin time spent...but i dont get ANY SEX...

Speakin of sex...it's been soooo fuckin long since i got some whoopie...some nookie...a shag...some poon-tang pie...a real semblance of a chick with a willin pussy...anything...whackin off to porn can only get my libido this far...

Well...noone's around...and since there arent any willin women around...im gona go watch some porn...

Go me...