Sunday, December 28

 
Nasal hair

I spent the greater part of my afternoon washin up tryin to remove this unsightly nasal hair that has grown out of my left nostril...yes cringe-worthy and disguestin as it is...i've always made the effort to remove any hair that ehm...seems to appear at the weirdest of places...

It's hard being a man sometimes...no im not talkin bout the responsibility and the patriachal and the need to provide and the ego crap...im talkin bout the need to look good in front of people...for most men...lookin good means a quick shower...some drabby clothes with neat lines...a pair of 2 weeks old socks and a pair of shoe that fits ALL his occasions...and yes dont start lookin around...YOU know ya one of them...:)

It's harder when ya out meetin some beautiful damsels...sometimes the shabby outfit can be appealin to the lady...but many forget to take a good look at their countenance...a quick shower emcompasses a random splashin of water...quick rub over with body soap/gel...and maybe a shampoo if time permits...but take a look around at most men....and no i mean a CLOSE look...and an embarassment of riches begins to show...it reveals the REAL care most men put themselves to FACIAL care...which..suffice to say...is strangely lackin...surely we men cant be slouches when it comes to pamperin our faces??

Earlier this year i had set off to my evenin class...only to discover...to my chagrin...that i had forgotten to shave...and to compound matters...i realised that i havnt snipped off this ANNOYIN nasal hair that ive been busy makin friends with every 1 month...i snip it off whenever it begins to show...it's FUCKIN annoyin to have facial hair...let alone nasal hair THAT shows...i couldnt affod to miss that evenin's class...so i did the metrosexual thing...walked to the Body Shop with a tissue stuck up THAT nostril (citing a runny nose...now i know that isnt a cool thing to do...but it beats a VISIBLE NASAL HAIR ANY DAMN DAY)...and bought myself a cuticle scissors...i paid $7 (?) (!) and off came the unsightly hair in a public toilet...

Actually...a cuticle scissors is AN EXCELLENT pair of scissors for those unsightly and hard to reach hair...it's slightly bent at the tip...makin it an excellent companion for those hard to reach days...now stop askin me why i bought a pair of cuticle scissors...

Speakin of hair...ive been tryin to grow a goatie for awhile...it's kinda hard...u know..me being Chinese...the lack of facial hair...and it's desire to make up for it by appearin in weird places lol....yeah im actually kinda proud of it...some goatie i have...it's been almost 2 weeks since i shaved my chin...most non chinese blokes need only 2 days to achieve the length i have...

And did i mention my Mom has this EXTREMELY annoyin nasal hair that sticks out like a sore thumb? It's been there for years..ive been the polite son and decided not to highlight it to her...so she goes about her normal everyday motherly duties without a care in the world...bringin her 'friend' to places no man has been before...and the times she dressed up to the nines for weddings and parties...with that nasal hair stickin out..................................i rest my case......ladies and gentlemen i present to you...my heartlander Mom....jesus...God bless her soul...and her 'friend'...

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