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HOT IN SINGAPORE, BEDROOMJOCKS and THE GAY IN MEN

I got home today feelin really hot and
bothered...i mean yes it's Singapore so the
tendency to get hot under the collar is every
fuckin day...but WTF...it's like to have beads of
pespiration written across ya forehead when ya
meetin a blind date who turns out to be some
Kristin Kreuk lookalike when all u wana fuckin do
is take another bleedin shower 30 minutes after u
took one!!!!!! And shall i even start on the
pespiration that trickles down ya back...they
slip their way into the the back of ya
jeans...stainin your clean Calvins...leavin a
faint odor...and to think that $29.90 bottle of
deodorant was SUPPOSED TO PREVENT ODOR!!!
omg...odor from your back....wtf....

I logged onto www.bedroomjocks.com to find...and long
last...my 3rd piece of work on the website...and
praise the Lord...praise Alah...Buddha...that my
bloody editor has finally decided to display all
25 pictures that i send to him regularly ...i was
just about to applaud him on his part when i
realised..."Fuck...this is a 24-hour
party...obviously it'ld require a 25 picture
selection"...then it hit me..."Fuck...why the
hell do i send him 25 pictures all the
time...when all he does it display 4 x 4 = 16
pictures???!?!?!?!? And most of them are the
lousy ones with no BABES!!!! WHERE ARE THE
PICTURES OF THE BABES THAT I TOOK??? Im beginnin
to suspect that my editor is gay...coz i see more
pics of pimpled and sweaty men in 'male-bonding'
mode than sweet smellin and virginal women
flashin their pearly whites...

Mmmmm...perhaps i should run for editor...i'll
order all contributors to take only
female/previous male/gona be male/neither male
nor female coz that's where the ratings
are...people wana see breasts jigglin...chicks
with dicks struttin their stuff...dikes snaggin
all the pretty women leavin men with the
leftovers...and people 'who cant decide which
direction to swing to' tryin to fit into the
normal world...NOONE WANTS TO SEE A PACK OF
HYENAS WHO HAVENT GOTTEN ANY SINCE THEY LAST
TOUCHED THEMSELVES TO OBLIVION WRAPPING THEIR
ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER LOOKING VERY GAY (in both
sense of the word)...ABSOLUTELY NOONE...

But come to think of it...does homosexuality
exist in every person? That...my friend...is a
story for another day...