Wednesday, April 6

 
"I'm a Semen in the bottle, You've gota rub me the right way..."
adrock2xander is 2 months 7 days without a cigarette.

Note: The followin episode is not a direct representation of what happened in adrock2xander's sex life...most of it is true...none is a lie...you be the judge...

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adrock2xander's Art of Survival #21 - Sex has to be learnt straight up...young and when one is green...and remember...when in bed...lie to make ya woman happy...even if it means tastin ya own semen...
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How many of you men out there have had to taste ya own semen durin or after foreplay? An ex-girlfriend of mine had this kinky act as a fantasy...and i must say it wouldnt be up there with 'fellatio' or 'cunnilingus'...but it would put thoughts into your rapidly aroused mind...how fun it would be to have sex with this unpredictable woman??

I'm a Semen in the bottle...You've gota rub me the right way My first foray into sex and its lesser cousins began at the age of 15...my first kiss was fuckin terrible...in a cinema with a chick who is...in all honesty...dawg ugly...i only remembered kissin her coz the rush of teenage sexuality was callin out to me...

I lost my virginity at a relatively late age of 18...my very first sexual encounter...with a pretty Japanese-Chinese model...up to naughty stuff in her room coz her parents werent at home...i remember it distinctively coz she surprised me with her 'Im game for anythin' persona...so we had sex in all kinds of positions...69 anyone? :O

Yes...im the ambassador for pre-marital sex...i cannot insist how strongly and important i feel bout experiencin the joys of sex before marriage...and mind you...sow ya seeds far and wide...in as many fields as you can...coz along with pre-marital sex comes responsibility...

I had a run-in with STD when i was 22...unprotected sex with a ravishin Indian-Chinese teacher who bounced off my hips as skilfully as the way she taught English...gonorrhea it was...i remember the times i had to refrain from drinkin water...coz the pain that shoots through my penis upon peein...gosh...*shudders*

But im clean now...only after a month of anti-bodies and medication...and i swore that Mr. Rubber would be slipped on with one-off encounters in the future...i havnt deviated from that path...ive been lucky not to receive any calls from pregnant girlfriends...my life would be very different had there been a John Jr...

But that's what pre-marital sex teaches...you grow up real fast...mature and develop adult skills when ya peers are still strugglin with masturbatin to cheap porn...difficult it was...but im happy with the route i chose...

The kinky girlfriend in the openin paragraph...that's the teacher...she's been in many relationships with sexually open men who were always willin to try new things...a soldier in bed...but a shootin duck whenever she wants to be kissed after swallowin their semen...

Why is it that men would give a limb to taste a woman's pussy juice but scoot the hell away when asked politely and lovingly to taste their very own juice? No porn is complete without facial cumshots or mouth loads these days...and men find em a real kick...now imagine the roles are reversed...why are men so darn resistant to tastin their own?? Ive always been curious bout the way i tasted...and yes ive tasted it on several occassions...but it's not like ive a choice...coz all i wana do is kiss her...and she's got my juice all over her mouth...

I must say though...we men taste just bout the same as them women...on most days...dependin on our diets...we taste slightly salty...with a bitter aftertaste...no different from most women...and yes...we men are not built to taste our own semen...our ribs prevent us from doin so...but if you wana go all gung-ho Marilyn Manson-like...i suggest you men give your own semen a try one day...who knows...you'll find reasons to love yaself even more... :O


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