Wednesday, April 13

 
Aussie Roos Rules
adrock2xander is 2 months 14 days without a cigarette.

Go Aussie...riiiiiiggghttt...

University life's finally kickin in...

After a slow 6 weeks...count em...1...2...3...4...5...6 tortuous weeks of mundane trivialities and an extended (albeit unnecessary) week of Easter holidays...the good stuff's beginnin to roll...bring on the good times good 'ol Degree program...let's see what you've got that i cant conquer...

You wana know what's gay? Yours truly...a 26-years-old mature adult...surrounded by teens who form opinions of you within 2 seconds based on what you wear...buzzin around campus and home churnin out reports...studyin for tests...readin up on the Australian news...and just well...really darn busy to even blog...

You wana know what's even more gay? Pretendin to care and understand the Australian news is like the biggest thing in the world...the Australian education system is really brutal...it seems to expect all International Students to understand how their Government works...why Opposition Leader
Kim Beazley was caught with receivin a blow job from Prime Minister John Howard in a back alley...who Mr Joe Next Door is...who stars in
Neighbours...who died in Home and Away...who Delta Goodrem's sleepin with now...

For fuck sakes...we International Students really dont care???? We just wana pass the fuckin paper and get on with our pathetic overpaid lives...i didnt pay A$100 an hour (yes ive calculated all right) to laugh at the Aussie's weird fascination with all things British...yes hear me out Aussies...the English is half the world away...noone really gives two flyin fucks bout the Queen...or Prince Charles's large ears...or his marriage to a very-ugly-camel-of-a-wife Camilla...

Then again...i didnt pay A$16,000 a year just to graduate with a fuckin credit...i wana get em distinctions! Ace them papers! If it hadnt occured to you...im takin the opportunity to vent some frustrations on this post...let them steam out! Cmon John...you go boyfriend...

Ok back to work...*grumbles*

*Note 1 - I know the picture really has nothin to do with the post...but i stumbled upon it...and hey...it's cute...and it's got metaphor animals who suck up to the Australian flag...yeah that's right...im the fuckin koala...


*Note 2 - PM John Howard isnt gay...neither is Kim Beazley...but John's gonna need a lot more than a blowjob to appease Kim when he loses his Prime Ministership in the comin elections...dont say i didnt say it...hey John ya a fuckin dipshit...stop lyin to the Australians and give them what you promised...what's that? No worries mate?


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